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Also on Thursday, a Malaysian aviation official told CNN that the last known words from the flight crew of the missing plane were "Alright, good night."

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  On 3/13/2014 at 8:13 AM, jules said:

 

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Also on Thursday, a Malaysian aviation official told CNN that the last known words from the flight crew of the missing plane were "Alright, good night."

 

dude knew how to rhyme

  On 3/13/2014 at 1:26 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/13/2014 at 1:26 AM, vincentvc said:

 

We could communicate

through advanced telepathy

from the bottom of the ocean

to the seven seventy-seven-200ER.

 

:emotawesomepm9:

Yes.

 

Or

 

Chinese govt cover up of their ineptitude.

  On 3/13/2014 at 8:30 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 3/13/2014 at 8:13 AM, jules said:

 

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Also on Thursday, a Malaysian aviation official told CNN that the last known words from the flight crew of the missing plane were "Alright, good night."

 

dude knew how to rhyme

 

 

did some youtube searching and then...

 

omgz

 

big bang (conspiracy) theory

 

  On 3/13/2014 at 8:30 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 3/13/2014 at 8:13 AM, jules said:

 

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Also on Thursday, a Malaysian aviation official told CNN that the last known words from the flight crew of the missing plane were "Alright, good night."

 

dude knew how to rhyme

 

 

Next year the grammys takes time to screen a video remembering the loss of one of the greats. Kanye tears up, Pharrel Williams wears shorts.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

15 minutes into flight...

 

pilot: so, what's new?

 

copilot: same old...

 

pilot: seen any good movies?

 

copilot: nah, just been listening to music mostly.

 

pilot: like what?

 

copilot: well, there's this new autechre remix of oberman knocks, it's totally fucked up. amazing shit.

 

pilot: got it on you?

 

copilot: yeah sure, shall I put it on?

 

pilot: yeah mate.

 

.......

 

pilot: HOLY FUCK

 

*plane vanishes. no one ever finds out what happened. cut to close up of sean as sun glasses briskly descend from the falling plane and land perfectly on his face.

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  On 3/13/2014 at 4:41 PM, Alcofribas said:

15 minutes into flight...

 

pilot: so, what's new?

 

copilot: same old...

 

pilot: seen any good movies?

 

copilot: nah, just been listening to music mostly.

 

pilot: like what?

 

copilot: well, there's this new autechre remix of oberman knocks, it's totally fucked up. amazing shit.

 

pilot: got it on you?

 

copilot: yeah sure, shall I put it on?

 

pilot: yeah mate.

 

.......

 

pilot: HOLY FUCK

 

*plane vanishes. no one ever finds out what happened. cut to close up of sean as sun glasses briskly descend from the falling plane and land perfectly on his face.

 

My father was on that plane, you fa...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL kidding, nice story, fuck asians too much of them

alco reminded us how to laugh again

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 3/13/2014 at 10:28 PM, A/D said:

 

  On 3/13/2014 at 5:02 PM, Amen Lare said:

fuck asians too much of them

Fuck you

 

 

I'm an asian, so i am already thanks

clicked this thread expecting to read some typically cunty remark from Vasio, got it from AL instead. life's full of surprises.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

they are now saying it's highly likely that the plane was purposely flown off course by someone.

 

it's also increasingly obvious that the media wants this to be a hijacking.

plot hijackening

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

if it has been hijacked then how come not one person stashed a phone somewhere and texted back home saying help me or something like that

that's what I said too

unless all were killed on the plane, it is highly likely it crashed.

 

not sure what one would do with a missing 747 anyway.

Guest fiznuthian

Well, for one there was data indicating the plane ascended to 45,000 feet for descending back to 25,000 feet. The plane has a maximum of 43,000 feet, meaning if it stayed at that elevation for too long the passengers and crew would have lost oxygen and passed out as the pressure in the cabin changed. I read from some discussions that the pilot masks have larger supply of oxygen than what is available in the fuselage, so it's possible whoever took control knew this and used it as a mechanism to eliminate any passenger/crew conflicts.

 

This still assuming the plane was maliciously controlled to begin with.. who fucking knows at this point. Just one more thing to consider i guess.

  On 3/15/2014 at 2:07 PM, jules said:

they are now saying it's highly likely that the plane was purposely flown off course by someone.

 

it's also increasingly obvious that the media wants this to be a hijacking.

remember 9/11?

  On 3/15/2014 at 9:07 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

  On 3/15/2014 at 2:07 PM, jules said:

they are now saying it's highly likely that the plane was purposely flown off course by someone.

 

it's also increasingly obvious that the media wants this to be a hijacking.

remember 9/11?

 

MjC5jgO.jpg

  On 3/15/2014 at 2:07 PM, jules said:

they are now saying it's highly likely that the plane was purposely flown off course by someone.

 

it's also increasingly obvious that the media wants this to be a hijacking.

been saying this all along!

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

PROLOGUE

At the start of Flight 2 Nasa visit Denzel in jail

NASA: ''Dawg whaddup, we're missing a plane, we think u might have somehow been involved''

Denzel: ''Bitch plz, wtf you think i'm flying planes in my jail cell here?''

NASA: ''There isn't any other explanation''

Denzel: ''Get John Goodman in here wid ma shit then i'll tell u a little sumptin''

NASA: "Sure we'll get him in here''

Goodman is brought in blindfolded.

NASA: ''We brought your man in now we need to know what has happened to that aircraft, we need to pass our information to the media who are scratching their balls, they don't understand why theres no new information, they have no new headlines, just tell us anything you know or think you know, dammit muthafucka ''

Denzel: ''That planes about 2 days from the sun, bitch. And theres nuthin you or any these bitchez be doin about it"

NASA: You sick bastard. Why'd u make us bring Goodman in here?

Denzil: He was just frontin'

*EXPLOSION*

(credits roll)

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