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So you can just put adulthood on hold? Cos I would love to take a year off to be 17 again playing with pawn shop synths in the basement

wow, seriously disgusting, he's even having a sexual relationship with his adopted parents. the (good) idea that we need to "be ourselves" has been twisted in some strange ways lately.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

The PC nightmare rolls on, enabling the mentally ill and disabling the sane. I wonder if given that we appear to be disabled now whether that means we'll start being listened to. pheh

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 12/15/2015 at 8:29 AM, delet... said:

The PC nightmare rolls on, enabling the mentally ill

 

society lets me internet, so yes things have gotten out of hand...

this is too bizarre

 

 

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A millionaire property developer has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he may have accidentally penetrated her when he fell on top of her.

Ehsan Abdulaziz - who the Times reported is the leader of an Islamic political party - was accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a sofa in his west London flat.

 

He said he had just had sex with the teenager’s friend and his penis was still erect when he fell.

Mr Abdulaziz took the girl and her 24-year-old friend home from an exclusive West End nightclub in his Aston Martin in August last year.

 

He proceeded to have sex with the complainant’s friend – whom he had known for several months - in a bedroom.

 

The teenager claimed she woke in the early hours of the morning to find Mr Abdulaziz on top of her, forcing himself inside her.

 

He said he had woken her when he went to get a glass of water at 5.30am and she had pulled him on top of her, placing his hand between her legs, the Daily Telegraph reported.

When DNA tests found traces of semen on the girl, Mr Abdulaziz said it was because he had just had sex and there may still have been semen on his hands.

 

The prosecution told the court that in a second interview with police, Mr Abdulaziz said “she pushed his hands down on to her vagina. He said that he did fall onto her and his penis may have penetrated her vagina".

 

Part of the trial was covered by a rare secrecy order obtained by the Crown Prosecution Service which meant background material was heard in secret, the Times (London) reported.

It took the jury just 30 minutes to acquit Mr Abdulaziz.

 

 

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/30384136/millionaire-cleared-of-rape-after-he-fell-and-accidentally-penetrated-teen/

Edited by Guest

What a protected species sleezebag, probably dicklomatic immunity or something. Someone should chop off his privates and state in all confidence that they fell whilst running with scissors.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 12/17/2015 at 7:03 PM, double uv said:

this is too bizarre

 

 

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A millionaire property developer has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he may have accidentally penetrated her when he fell on top of her.

 

Ehsan Abdulaziz - who the Times reported is the leader of an Islamic political party - was accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a sofa in his west London flat.

 

He said he had just had sex with the teenager’s friend and his penis was still erect when he fell.

Mr Abdulaziz took the girl and her 24-year-old friend home from an exclusive West End nightclub in his Aston Martin in August last year.

 

He proceeded to have sex with the complainant’s friend – whom he had known for several months - in a bedroom.

 

The teenager claimed she woke in the early hours of the morning to find Mr Abdulaziz on top of her, forcing himself inside her.

 

He said he had woken her when he went to get a glass of water at 5.30am and she had pulled him on top of her, placing his hand between her legs, the Daily Telegraph reported.

When DNA tests found traces of semen on the girl, Mr Abdulaziz said it was because he had just had sex and there may still have been semen on his hands.

 

The prosecution told the court that in a second interview with police, Mr Abdulaziz said “she pushed his hands down on to her vagina. He said that he did fall onto her and his penis may have penetrated her vagina".

 

Part of the trial was covered by a rare secrecy order obtained by the Crown Prosecution Service which meant background material was heard in secret, the Times (London) reported.

It took the jury just 30 minutes to acquit Mr Abdulaziz.

 

 

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/30384136/millionaire-cleared-of-rape-after-he-fell-and-accidentally-penetrated-teen/

it must be quite amusing to have to write this

  On 12/13/2015 at 2:56 AM, Nebraska said:

Transgender father Stefonknee Wolschtt leaves family in Toronto to start new life as six-year-old girl

Ms Wolschtt says she does not ‘want to be an adult right now’

 

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OK i accept him as a six year old girl but explain the big tits

edit: Something terrible happened this dude, right?

Edited by doublename
  • 3 weeks later...

britain makes it illegal to check significant other's facebook

 

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A new law in Britain has expanded the meaning of domestic abuse by including emotional or psychological harm that falls short of threats of physical violence.

Under the "coercive control" statute, people who spy on their partners or family members online or attempt to control them via social media can now face up to five years in prison.

Until now, police in Britain were able to arrest someone for domestic abuse only if the victim was assaulted or threatened with violence.

The legislation, passed last week as part of a package of criminal justice reforms, was a victory for domestic violence campaigners. But the law will also present a challenge to prosecutors, who must prove repeated "controlling or coercive" behavior.

It won't be a problem for prosecutors, the complainant will just have to 'feel threatened' after a mutual child was added to her partners facebook, or a relative's birthday picture was commented on in a way that could be perceived as negative, lock em up.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Can I spy on other people's lovers tho?

Edited by luke viia

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 1/6/2016 at 2:25 AM, delet... said:

It won't be a problem for prosecutors, the complainant will just have to 'feel threatened' after a mutual child was added to her partners facebook, or a relative's birthday picture was commented on in a way that could be perceived as negative, lock him up.

ftfy

lol, afaik many Asian cultures associate darker skin with manual labour, and so whiteness with prosperity. so it's not really racist, just silly.

Deformed mountain lion found with teeth grown on top of its head: http://abc6onyourside.com/news/offbeat/mountain-lion-with-rare-deformity-found-in-southeast-idaho

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  • 3 weeks later...
Israeli vulture detained in Lebanon on suspicion of being a spy

 

A vulture that flew into Lebanon from an Israeli nature reserve has been captured on suspicion of spying, according to local media reports.

 

The vulture was released in the same place it was caught after it was "certain that it was not carrying any hostile [spying] equipment," according to local Arabic news site bintjbeil.org. Since then, the Israeli parks authority has not been able to track where the vulture went and is worried about its health.

 

Hatzofe dismissed the idea of a vulture spy as "senseless" but added: "I can understand the suspicions with the history we have in this region."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/27/middleeast/israel-vulture-lebanon-spy/index.html

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