Strange News Thread

World's ugliest color: http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/jun/08/stylewatch-pantone-448c-ugliest-colour-world-opaque-couche-australian-smokers-fashion

Pantone 448c sounds like the name of a newly discovered Kepler system planet or radioactive isotope. I distinctly recall from my childhood giving it the designation "Curtis poop brown", so-named after a kid name Curtis who pooed his pants in school when I was six or seven. It also looks similar to the color of Ae's Tri Repetae album cover.

  On 6/8/2016 at 9:18 PM, Nebraska said:

GARDEN GROVE, Calif., June 7 (UPI) -- A California high school student expressed his love for one of his favorite video games by bringing it to his prom as his date.

 

 

"It was always going to be 'Smash.'" Burwell said. "I'm not, like, a total loser, but I don't know any girls that I would take."

According to Burwell, most of the fellow students and chaperones at the prom appreciated the joke and the experience made his first high school dance one he will remember.

"I had the time of my life. This was my first high school dance I never did anything like that before," he said. "I think that's very memorable and I don't regret it at all."

https://twitter.com/countchrisdo/status/739497183716614146

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/06/07/Student-brings-video-game-disc-to-high-school-prom-as-his-date/3811465325051/?spt=sec&or=on

is this the dank memes thread?

"The thing that shocked us the most was the smell. He smelled amazing, he really smelled good."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36490552

most of the time the locals would just eat it alive

seagull tikka tho

PS in soviet russia the westcountry, seagulls eat YOU!

Wos gwanin straya?

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jun/24/man-charged-with-removing-another-mans-testicle-in-a-motel

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jun/24/father-who-sent-images-of-unborn-baby-jailed-over-vile-child-sex-abuse

New paper claims that the EM Drive doesn't defy Newton's 3rd law after all

http://www.sciencealert.com/new-paper-claims-that-the-em-drive-doesn-t-defy-newton-s-3rd-law-after-all

Royal Troon Golf Club Votes to Allow Female Members -

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/02/sports/golf/royal-troon-golf-club-votes-to-allow-female-members.html?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email&_r=0

Rapper ejaculates in his pants while performing - http://www.hiphopdugout.com/videos/lol-va-rapper-blac-youngsta-couldn-t-hold-back-when-one-of-his-dancers-twerks-on-him

that's hilarious.

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/07/22/winter-haven-man-officially-changes-his-name-to-kraftwerk

Well done, Florida Man, well done.

Humpback whales, friendly heroes of the sea

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/humpback-whales-around-globe-are-mysteriously-rescuing-animals-orcas

that's amazing!

whales can be heroes. i, i wish you could swim like the whales swim, like whales can swim though nothing, nothing will keep us

together whales can beat them, forever and ever oh, we can be heroes, just for one day i, i will be king and you, you will be queen  

though nothing will drive them away, whales can be heroes, just for one day, whales can be us, just for one day.

and we flipped!

  On 8/9/2016 at 4:00 AM, very honest said:

and we fapped

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/19/man-who-has-to-inform-police-before-having-sex-loses-bid-to-lift-order

http://nyti.ms/2bcU2ub

southwark police blow up a pesto sandwich

http://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news/police-carry-controlled-explosion-pesto-everywhere/

  On 8/25/2016 at 10:05 PM, MDM Chaos said:

southwark police blow up a pesto sandwich

 

http://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news/police-carry-controlled-explosion-pesto-everywhere/

Usually I blow up after a pesto sandwich...

When you eat a fig you are actually eating fig wasps! They get in using this one weird trick:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-are-figs_us_57bc3dc5e4b03d51368a989a

Nice. You'll never believe where goat cheese comes from...

Lightning kills 322 wild reindeer

http://www.newsinenglish.no/2016/08/28/lightning-kills-322-wild-reindeer/

Teen dies after girlfriend gives fatal hickey

http://wwmt.com/news/offbeat/teen-dies-after-girlfriend-gives-fatal-hickey-lover-now-on-the-run