Strange News Thread

best thread on watmm

fuuuck, i heard on the radio that like 5minutes from my house a dude stabs his wife, goes off with the car, crashes it under a parked truck, he gets out and a couple stop to help him. He then carjackes the vehicle with the couple in it(!) and crashes the vehicle 2 minutes later that killed the guy of the couple and baddly woundend the girl. the carjacker get's out, stops another vehicle with a couple in it, carjackes it and crashes the car under another parked truck that kills him. WTF!!!!

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/3169208/2017/05/29/Twee-doden-na-dubbele-carjacking-in-Harelbeke-dader-steekt-ook-vrouw-neer.dhtml

This reminds me of the Chuck Palahniuk short story in Haunted

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/23/man-import-childlike-sex-doll-uk-jailed

Red deer man avoids charges after 20 pig eyeballs were found inside his rectum

http://www.albertatimes.com/red-deer-man-avoids-charges-20-pig-eyeballs-found-inside-rectum/

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  On 1/20/2017 at 3:15 AM, willochill said:

best thread on watmm

KFC carved a meteorite into the shape of a sandwich, and you can buy it for $20,000

http://www.avclub.com/article/kfc-carved-meteorite-shape-sandwich-and-you-can-bu-257984

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4732528/Dad-killed-son-boy-compromising-photos.html#ixzz4oAPGuuAt

Father 'killed his son, 13, after the boy found and mocked compromising photos of him eating feces from a diaper he was wearing and posing in women's clothes with makeup on'

The ghostly radio station that no one claims to run - “MDZhB” has been broadcasting since 1982. No one knows why.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170801-the-ghostly-radio-station-that-no-one-claims-to-run

Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/08/florida-gun-owners-encouraged-shoot-storm-fire-guns-hurricane/

somebody unlock that sphinx asap

scratching of sphinx ear imminent. Rumor has it, sphinx will roll on back and purr.

Old article but this is news to me:

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/03/us/parrish-waste-poop-train-alabama-trnd/

They're sitting on a poo goldmine and don't even realize it.  When life gives you lemons 10 million pounds of New Yorker's shit, make lemonade jenkem.

  On 1/20/2017 at 3:15 AM, willochill said:

best thread on watmm

  On 4/10/2018 at 3:15 PM, jsmcpn said:

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/03/us/parrish-waste-poop-train-alabama-trnd/

 

They're sitting on a poo goldmine and don't even realize it.  When life gives you lemons 10 million pounds of New Yorker's shit, make lemonade jenkem.

I think there was an Radiolab episode about New Yorkers' waste being used for something. It was shipped to middle America or something, but shipping was too expensive, so they shut down the operation. I can't remember what the hell it was used for though.

Stoneman Douglas Teacher Arrested After Forgetting Loaded Gun at Beach

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By the time Mr. Simpson realized it was missing and returned to the restroom, at the Deerfield Beach Pier, a homeless man who was drunk had picked it up and fired a bullet into a wall.

https://www.nytimes.com/?WT.z_jog=1&hF=t&vS=undefined

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

  On 7/24/2018 at 10:14 AM, hello spiral said:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

Nice. They're literally the same as everyone's doomsday-prepper cousin or racist grandfather, except with tons more money. I wonder how this can be exploited by some nobody like me to take some of their cash from them: they obviously have far too much of it.

  On 7/26/2018 at 9:03 AM, drome said:

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/uk-weather-heatwave-deaths-hot-temperature-climate-change-environmental-audit-committee-a8463716.html

here comes treble

^ Mass panic over deadly heat-ray! Welp.

  On 7/26/2018 at 9:05 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 7/26/2018 at 9:03 AM, drome said:

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/uk-weather-heatwave-deaths-hot-temperature-climate-change-environmental-audit-committee-a8463716.html

here comes treble

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