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Faecal attraction - Michael Douglas and her from the first one reprise their roles, but this time attracted to the smell of each others faeces. It gets really messy as Michael Douglas has been living on nutritional drinks owing to his illness and his faeces resembles the water pus from a burst blister. BBFC warning before the film: Warning contains scenes of urine passing from anus.

Andie Macdowell and Hugh Grant fall in love whilst painting the inside of a shed

Under the Turquoise Hexagon Sun: A conspiracy movie in grainy black and white similar to Pi. Our hero, a basement dwelling acidhead, is trying to find the lost BoC tapes and stumbles upon a worldwide conspiracy involving the Hexagon Sun, Twoism, the Illuminati and a secret nazi HQ and nuclear arsenal hidden inside huge underground caves beneath the Scottish soil. How was the Red Moon incident connected to the Loch Ness monster? Why shouldn't you go to the woods alone?

Lone wolf & cub reboot, Collin Farell as Lone wolf, Chandler Riggs as Cub. They're native americans.

^Loool

American remake of any Asian film. Indian remake of any American film.

Triplets - in this follow up to twins Arnie and Danny find they have yet another long lost sibling who is played by Eddie Murphy.

In Search Of Batcock

(series of movies based on WATMM lore)

If Not Now, Latte -- two hopelessly middle-of-the-road thirty-somethings bond over a Chai Latte at Starbucks. Miscommunication arising from an embarrassing HPV flare-up complicates matters for the new couple . Oprah guest stars (pending availability and interest and legal clearance; if Oprah not available Kathy Griffin will be written in).

yay! we have a winner

  On 6/2/2014 at 9:19 PM, MadameChaos said:

Triplets - in this follow up to twins Arnie and Danny find they have yet another long lost sibling who is played by Eddie Murphy.

HAHAHA! I can really picture this! Take it back to the island Arnie was from to find Eddie Murphy.. The thing is this is not a terrible film, it would be a comedy masterpiece.

Tantric Shit - The story of a man who travels the world, holding it in as long as he can. And when he does let 'er rip, boy does he ever

Eddie would have to play it like Nengai Yumboku the fictional character from Trading Places.

Bladerunner the Musical

See pictured far right. There could also be a scene where Arnie blacks up and everyone feels uncomfortable.

  On 6/2/2014 at 9:45 PM, MadameChaos said:

See pictured far right. There could also be a scene where Arnie blacks up and everyone feels uncomfortable.

 

what, like Dan Akroyd in that picture?

Yup

A grandfather, dying of bone cancer, gifts his heirloom watch to his beloved grandson. Unbeknownst to anyone, the watch has a radium dial. Soon, the grandson also develops terminal bone cancer. In a touching voyage of self-discovery, the grandson learns to forgive his grandfather's ignorance.

"Nuclear Family"

Opens in select theaters this November

  On 6/2/2014 at 10:19 PM, baph said:

A grandfather, dying of bone cancer, gifts his heirloom watch to his beloved grandson. Unbeknownst to anyone, the watch has a radium dial. Soon, the grandson also develops terminal bone cancer. In a touching voyage of self-discovery, the grandson learns to forgive his grandfather's ignorance.

 

"Nuclear Family"

Opens in select theaters this November

not bad, but I would have called it "Family Fallout"

lol BAPH YOU BAD MOVIE MASTER

  On 6/2/2014 at 10:24 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 6/2/2014 at 10:19 PM, baph said:

A grandfather, dying of bone cancer, gifts his heirloom watch to his beloved grandson. Unbeknownst to anyone, the watch has a radium dial. Soon, the grandson also develops terminal bone cancer. In a touching voyage of self-discovery, the grandson learns to forgive his grandfather's ignorance.

 

"Nuclear Family"

Opens in select theaters this November

not bad, but I would have called it "Family Fallout"

 

shit, too late but I'll use it for the tagline. execs love it when you have a tagline already.

Mesh Gear Fox and baph are like the Coen Brothers of WATMM

make a film. now.

Meshbaph Productions

Mike is your everyday guy; hard-working, loyal, and unassuming. But Mike has a secret: he used to be the President! After an assassination attempt, Mike had used his CIA pals to fake his death so that he could live the small town life he so sorely missed. But a chance encounter with the exiled president of Venezuela -- now a small-town drag queen named Miss Firez -- rekindles Mike's penchant for political intrigue... and his passion for love!

Can this unlikely couple save America from itself? Find out this summer!

Miss Identification!

Starring Noah Wyle and Dwayne Johnson

racist water

Kurt Russell and Kim Katrell are reunited for "bigger trouble in littler China"!

More explosions!

More witty banter and innuendo!

More from Lo Pan and the 3 gods of weather!

And the same plot!