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"i stand...because i had wendy's for lunch. specifically i had the baconator. no, not the son of baconator. i considered it, god knows i did. but i was very hungry. i ate the sandwich, and i ate a large fry with it. and here, i believe, is where i made a crucial error. i felt jesus whisper in my ear and he told me, this is the son of god by the way, he told me that instead of ordering a large diet coke, i should order a chocolate frosty. and so i dipped my french fries in the chocolate frosty and ate my six strips of bacon and two quarter pound beef patties and now i stand here before all of you. i stand because as i walked out onto this field i began to evacuate my bowels at an alarming speed, and the only preventative measure i could take was to clench my buttocks. and now i am stuck here, standing, and if i were to kneel then the result would be catastrophic, i would expel from my colon the foulest of gases, and a great turd of a size i cannot fathom would coil into my very tight game pants, perhaps staining them for all to see. i cannot kneel, physically, because i will soil myself, so i stand, but i am in solidarity with you as americans, it's just i'm also going to shit my pants."

  On 9/27/2017 at 5:55 AM, zaphod said:

"i stand...because i had wendy's for lunch. specifically i had the baconator. no, not the son of baconator. i considered it, god knows i did. but i was very hungry. i ate the sandwich, and i ate a large fry with it. and here, i believe, is where i made a crucial error. i felt jesus whisper in my ear and he told me, this is the son of god by the way, he told me that instead of ordering a large diet coke, i should order a chocolate frosty. and so i dipped my french fries in the chocolate frosty and ate my six strips of bacon and two quarter pound beef patties and now i stand here before all of you. i stand because as i walked out onto this field i began to evacuate my bowels at an alarming speed, and the only preventative measure i could take was to clench my buttocks. and now i am stuck here, standing, and if i were to kneel then the result would be catastrophic, i would expel from my colon the foulest of gases, and a great turd of a size i cannot fathom would coil into my very tight game pants, perhaps staining them for all to see. i cannot kneel, physically, because i will soil myself, so i stand, but i am in solidarity with you as americans, it's just i'm also going to shit my pants."

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  On 9/19/2017 at 10:06 PM, ambermonk said:

A female jogger nicknamed the "Mad Pooper" has been taking a dump in front of a family's house for the past few weeks in Colorado Springs: http://deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed-the-mad-pooper-is-terrorizing-colorad-1818521863

 

I'm not making this shit up (literally)

 

 

 

 

 

portland has a mystery pooper.. has had for quite a while. 

 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/find-the-portland-pooper?utm_term=.dtxmp9563#.lsa28wEL9

 

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  On 9/27/2017 at 12:58 AM, usagi said:

"I stand... because I can't actually bend my legs anymore. through sacrifice, honour, valour, courage, freedom and perseverance I have turned my legs into solid pillars of unmoving muscle. so I stand, forever. for America."

 

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Poolice say a toddler accidentally shot and injured two other children at a home day care facility in suburban Detroit.

 

Dearborn Police Chief Ronald Haddad says a preliminary investigation revealed that the toddler "accessed a handgun and the weapon discharged" about 10:20 a.m. Wednesday.

 

The wounded children both are believed to be 3 years old. They are hospitalized in critical, but stable condition.

 

The shooting remains under investigation. No one has been charged.

 

 

http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-toddler-shoots-20170928-story.html

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

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Speaking of Detroit...might as well add to the chaos...

 

Leader of large white power group in Metro Detroit works to unite all hate groups
Roseville man leads what some consider largest white power group in country

 

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/defenders/leader-of-large-white-power-group-in-metro-detroit-works-to-unite-all-hate-groups

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  On 9/28/2017 at 8:29 PM, olo said:

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

 

good. didn't the husband realize the wife runs a daycare? then he's got a loaded gun somewhere a toddler can get it? 

  On 9/28/2017 at 8:39 PM, Nebraska said:

 

  On 9/28/2017 at 8:29 PM, olo said:

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

 

good. didn't the husband realize the wife runs a daycare? then he's got a loaded gun somewhere a toddler can get it? 

 

 

Happens every other day here man. Kids shooting kids with Daddy's gun is a broken record in the D. And I would assume all over the country for that matter.

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i think one of the problems is that when you open a bank account, you can get a free firearm. 

 

https://youtu.be/jY2PzzjO3zo

 

btw: i think michael moore is from flint. i used to live in saginaw (sagnasty) which is the next town over. regretfully never claimed my free gun after opening a bank account 

  On 9/28/2017 at 8:53 PM, olo said:

 

  On 9/28/2017 at 8:39 PM, Nebraska said:

 

  On 9/28/2017 at 8:29 PM, olo said:

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

 

good. didn't the husband realize the wife runs a daycare? then he's got a loaded gun somewhere a toddler can get it? 

 

 

Happens every other day here man. Kids shooting kids with Daddy's gun is a broken record in the D. And I would assume all over the country for that matter.

 

 

Update on this story. (Rather long, if interested.)

 

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  On 9/29/2017 at 7:50 PM, olo said:

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

 

 

god dammit.. stupid fucking horrible teenagers.. how the fuck are they gonna say his gender identity wasn't a motivating factor and then reveal that he was stabbed several times in the genitals??? 

 

fuck these people. 

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olo: thank you for the update on that story. also, the other story made me sick

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  On 9/29/2017 at 7:50 PM, olo said:

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 9/29/2017 at 7:50 PM, olo said:

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

I'm about to sound like an NRA zealot, but those pieces of shit ought be gunned down with .22s.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

sure bet that woman is a nightmare in restaurants and coffee shops.

 

edit: and drives a 4WD cuntishly

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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