What's wrong with Florida?

florida stepping betwix democracy and freedom. WTF?

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Elon Musk and Twitter were sued on Friday by a Florida pension fund seeking to stop Musk from completing his $44bn takeover of the social media company before 2025.

The lawsuit also seeks to declare that Twitter directors breached their fiduciary duties, and recoup legal fees and costs. It did not make clear how shareholders believed they might be harmed if the merger closed on schedule.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/06/florida-pension-fund-lawsuit-elon-musk-twitter

slight bummer for florida and desantis in general: a florida judge he appointed (likely a RINO), now claims his congressional map "eliminated a Black district in North Florida and was unconstitutional" so he ordered the old boundaries restored.

“I am finding that the enacted map is unconstitutional under the Fair Districts amendment ... because it diminishes African Americans’ ability to elect the representative of their choice. I’m not going to order the Legislature to go back in session [to fix it]. I don’t really think that’s up to me.”

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/politics/os-ne-judge-tosses-congress-redistricting-map-20220511-vmlshakxdfab3fgnidzwvcgx6u-story.html

Judge awards almost $1 billion to Surfside condos collapse victims:

https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/article261360467.html

Corrupt ass law enforcement trying to hide their sins by charging exorbitant fees for simple Freedom of Information requests, utter bullshit.

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/columns/nate-monroe/2022/05/17/jacksonville-sheriff-demanded-87-000-public-records-nate-monroe/9804658002/

florida's school protection tactical response SWAT team makes an announcement to the rest of america on their special abilities while ensuring the quick neutralization of any satanic asshole coming in to shoot their schools.

Alligator Kills Florida Man Retrieving Frisbees in Lake, Officials Say

“The man was a ‘transient’ who made a living by selling the Frisbees to people who played disc golf at a course that runs parallel to the lake, and ‘he died as a result of an alligator attack… It appears that he went in before the park opened — unfortunately not a good time to be in any lake, but especially during alligator mating season” 

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/31/us/alligator-kills-florida-man-retrieving-frisbees-in-lake-officials-say.html

  On 6/5/2022 at 4:27 AM, Rubin Farr said:

 

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if drugs were legal we wouldn't have to endure these tales told in rap form. 

Why the fuck do we need sorority license plates?

most free state in the union... unless you're a parent w/wants to get your baby vax'd.. sorry.. governor decided for you.. that answer is no. 

  On 6/22/2022 at 2:11 AM, ignatius said:

most free state in the union... unless you're a parent w/wants to get your baby vax'd.. sorry.. governor decided for you.. that answer is no. 

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You can still get the vax, doctors are ordering it themselves. This fucking quack surgeon general is behind this bullshit.

  On 6/22/2022 at 8:39 AM, Rubin Farr said:

You can still get the vax, doctors are ordering it themselves. This fucking quack surgeon general is behind this bullshit.

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florida quackery at its finest. 

still, the state not ordering vaccines and making it available will limit access to it for people who fall between the cracks.. poor people, people w/o insurance who don't regularly go to the doctor, etc. 

perhaps various charities and community health organizations will make it available to those who want it for their baby but who knows. 

JFC

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-central-florida-looking-person-140307512.html

Governor Ron DeSantis Signs Legislation to Protect Floridians from Discrimination and Woke Indoctrination

https://www.flgov.com/2022/04/22/governor-ron-desantis-signs-legislation-to-protect-floridians-from-discrimination-and-woke-indoctrination/

kids will now be protected from "woke" propaganda that can make them gay, transgender or an ANTIFA lunatic

@prdctvsm your new avatar makes my skin crawl

  On 7/27/2022 at 12:51 AM, prdctvsm said:

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That guy played too much GTA.

the desantis brownshirts are doing desantis' rallying runs around tampa while him and his pres sec continue the business of riding the free state of florida from drag queens

  On 6/22/2022 at 8:39 AM, Rubin Farr said:

You can still get the vax, doctors are ordering it themselves. This fucking quack surgeon general is behind this bullshit.

according to the first lady of florida though, he's "the greatest surgeon general in the country"

women in florida continue to get protections handed to them right and left (except for rights to have abortion because that's not their right)

  On 8/1/2022 at 6:32 PM, Nebraska said:

women in florida continue to get protections handed to them right and left (except for rights to have abortion because that's not their right)

 

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the look on that kid's face says "I was an accident"

  On 6/5/2022 at 4:27 AM, Rubin Farr said:

 

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he just got arrested after he called cops about a break-in only to have the cops arrive and find cocaine and a gun

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/08/04/rapper-known-as-stitches-arrested-in-bay-harbor-islands-on-drug-and-weapons-charges/

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TALLAHASSEE — After giving military veterans easier access to temporary teaching certificates, Gov. Ron DeSantis on Tuesday said he wants state legislators to expand that same option for law enforcement officers and other first responders next year.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2022/08/16/desantis-wants-cops-other-first-responders-to-help-fill-teaching-vacancies/

genius idea, but i think he should also consider opening the position to "gang task force members" as well coz the savages in florida are getting hella reckless lately

Oncology nurse told me yesterday they are covering 4 units at once now instead of 1, due to staffing shortages. My nephew’s high school classroom size has ballooned to 50 students per teacher. This is what this fucked up Governor has done in just 4 years. Brain drain seems inevitable.