What's wrong with Florida?

this could also go in the "What's right with florida?" thread

Well, he's not wrong...

They forgot the comma

and a period

Is "War Fare" some kind of war-themed festival food or drink??

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-deputies-find-enough-fentanyl-to-kill-1-5-million-people-during-search-of-jacksonville-home

Readying up for Ian, no water anywhere in stores, filling up ice tea jugs with filtered water. Got gasoline before the price spikes, edibles, and an ounce of weed.  

  On 9/27/2022 at 2:06 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Readying up for Ian, no water anywhere in stores, filling up ice tea jugs with filtered water. Got gasoline before the price spikes, edibles, and an ounce of weed.  

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fingers crossed. hurricanes suck. 

Heeere it comes! Category 5 now.

it's getting smacked right now. 

and these idiots 

lara trump and son doing some "character building"

You doing ok, Rubin?

watch out for sharks. 

if the storm surge goes as projected.. 

  On 9/28/2022 at 11:32 PM, Squee said:

You doing ok, Rubin?

It’s raining like a mofo, but Ian seems to be dissipating since it made landfall, typical. The temperature dropped crazy quick, I woke up shivering. They’re saying when the tide comes in today it could start flooding.

storm surge just wiped some places. 

whatever happened to the idea of dropping a nuke into the eye of a hurricane to make it go away? was that a ronaldo f trump idea I'm mis-remembering? I mean we've hit rock bottom when it comes to thinking things through intelligently in geo-political merica land, can't believe this idea hasn't reared it's lovely head from the depths of the sludge in which its buried. maybe ken doll desantos will get that off idea the ground again after this one...I mean nothing could go wrong here. nothing...

I kid. as a hurrican harvey s.u.r.v.i.v.o.r, I wish all those Floridians a speedy recovery. hurricanes suck

Sounds like a really bad one. I hope all of our Floridians are ok.

  On 9/29/2022 at 10:19 PM, zero said:

whatever happened to the idea of dropping a nuke into the eye of a hurricane to make it go away? was that a ronaldo f trump idea I'm mis-remembering? I mean we've hit rock bottom when it comes to thinking things through intelligently in geo-political merica land, can't believe this idea hasn't reared it's lovely head from the depths of the sludge in which its buried. maybe ken doll desantos will get that off idea the ground again after this one...I mean nothing could go wrong here. nothing...

I kid. as a hurrican harvey s.u.r.v.i.v.o.r, I wish all those Floridians a speedy recovery. hurricanes suck

 

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Yeah pretty sure that was a Trump thing. I remember calculating that a hurricane has orders of magnitude more energy than a nuke.  It would literally be like if you're walking down the sidewalk and someone tried to move you by throwing and hitting you with a bar of soap.

I’m sure nuclear radiation would be an awesome thing to put in a huge storm so that can dump contaminated rain on everything. Epic idea. 

https://radar.weather.gov