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'I Should Call Her': Tampa Bay Times Posts & Deletes Provocative 'Hurricussy' Map of Hurricane Idalia

  On 1/10/2024 at 12:25 AM, prdctvsm said:

'I Should Call Her': Tampa Bay Times Posts & Deletes Provocative 'Hurricussy' Map of Hurricane Idalia

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WET

"Hurricussy" the word for 2024

  On 1/24/2024 at 2:41 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

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based on that sound, apparently someone's playing a CD of Daft Punk's Homework that's stuck looping the first few seconds of track 1

  On 2/18/2024 at 8:22 PM, ignatius said:

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The measure would build on a law passed last year prohibiting the sale of hemp-extract products intended for human ingestion to anyone under age 21. The law also required packaging not be attractive to children.

The current legislation targets what is known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol and other cannabinoids in hemp products that can create euphoric effects. The bill would prohibit Florida businesses from manufacturing or selling products that contain more than 0.3 percent delta-9 and place limits on other cannabinoids.

Lawmakers in 2019 authorized hemp to be grown in the state to take advantage of a federal farm law. Hemp and marijuana are cannabis plants, but levels of THC differ, with hemp having a THC level of 0.3 percent or less or a level that “does not exceed 2 milligrams per serving and 10 milligrams per container on a wet-weight basis, whichever is less.”

The products being targeted are derived from hemp plants. Intoxicating cannabinoids can be naturally extracted from hemp plants and infused into the products to create psychotropic effects.

  On 1/27/2024 at 1:56 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

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The beat bangs alittle I'll give it that...... but I automatically pretty much have absolutely no frickin' idea where in the absolute fathomable equation that infinitely expands into the farthest reaches of all that is everything and all that will ever be with what the hell she was on about lyrically...

BAN EVERYTHING!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/column-measles-spreads-herd-stupidity-195441988.html

quack quack, chicken!

  On 3/13/2024 at 8:06 PM, Rubin Farr said:

quack quack, chicken!

 

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starting to understand how a cop can hear an acorn hit a car window thinking it's a gunshot if they see a turkey and think it's a chicken

  On 3/14/2024 at 1:54 AM, auxien said:

starting to understand how a cop can hear an acorn hit a car window thinking it's a gunshot if they see a turkey and think it's a chicken

or a duck. why tf is he saying quack quack. this guy ate some thc donuts before his shift. 

  On 3/13/2024 at 8:06 PM, Rubin Farr said:

quack quack, chicken!

 

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additional

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/vero-beach-popeyes-690753

  On 4/5/2024 at 6:32 PM, ignatius said:

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We have bus lanes in Florida, he’s a clueless simp. Since he lost his bid for POTUS, he’s gone back to hiding in his mansion, and only appearing in the middle of the night like the vampire he is, to sign more fucked up legislation, that he wants no one to protest.