Help me respond to this dude that emailed me who thinks im someone else

and so do I, my Son/Daughter/Brother/Cousin/Neice/Nephew... So do I.

But I digress. Do you remember

The time, when we fell in love. Do you remember the time? When we first met girl

it doesn't matter if you're black or white.

A-HEE HEE

But if you're by any chance blue, it would greatly tickle my

Sharona

Love,

Mom.

P.S.:

Do your homework!

I hate to go around proposing 1st degree murder as a solution to every problem, but...

*makes weighing gesture with both hands*

  On 2/1/2017 at 11:47 PM, Blank said:

...I also think it is time you brushed your teeth. And I know I sound like a really bossy person, but I do honestly really care about you Neil. It's motherly love, and as a matter of fact...

...as a matter of fact, I AM your mother! disregard previous claims of kinship in this very same letter... it's a complicated story really. I wanted to ask,

will you come live with me and your pregnant brother sister in our big

shag

rug roofed

miniature Burj Al Arab replica?

Pls?

always wax agnostic badgers; it solves

[Recap for those who need to catch up, with bonus Korg Monotron live jam backing soundtrack]

https://soundcloud.com/feltch/nild

[Oh well the vocals are too quiet and the Korg was a bit high pitched but never mind, Neil would approve]

[^ A true WATMM soldier]

solves is a word that keeps going round in my head, Neil. Can we solve the sins of man?

When i see you lying there with your pubic mound glistening in the morning afterglow of a february sunrise, it's moments like this which remind me i can never shave you

... I mean truly shave you Neil, beyond the superficial viscera of this plane. 

Oh to shave you to the soul Neil! What wonders could

cumfilled... you know what they say: once the cum's a-flowing,

Well that's not what Derek used to say. He used to put it that

but either is fine as long as you get some

all natural vitamin enhanced fish oil. you know for the