Help me respond to this dude that emailed me who thinks im someone else

good thred A+ would read again

  On 10/16/2016 at 8:20 PM, phling said:

good thred A+ would read again

Indeed

I hope he responds to this, and it's actually more bizarre and long than what WATMM sent him.  That would be a mind-tit-fuck.

in the spirit of keeping you guys up to date, this morning i found the following in my inbox: 

dont remember - dont think so? 

Good morning and welcome to 2017. I am pleased to hear that you appreciate my swinging

penis, just like your mother did back when

I impregnated her Neil. I am your

long lost, bald headed, 40% disabled

biological father. Your mother and I decided it unwise to pursue further relations, and she took a liking to the man who has posed as your father until now. I hear he has done a good job. Please understand that

my motivation for contacting you is of a purely sexual nature. Hopefully

you'll finish up with that sloth milking side-job and come

inside me. Today

is the greatest.  Day of

the current year, because it is the day of

the day of

the hour, the exact

same time... don't you remember? precisely 13 years ago you

took my hand firmly and whispered soothingly into my ear:

"he will not divide us", and after that

the sweet liquor did flow, and you took

thicc vapors.

I pined for physical congress, I understood that

my limp and slothful jimmies were no use to man nor beast, but would

a Billie Holiday-themed Sea Lion taint-tickler, but, as we all know