Help me respond to this dude that emailed me who thinks im someone else

you are a man who is living life, doing things, being in places - and so on and so forth

You've got strength, energy, quickness and brain. Always Unique Totally Interesting Sometimes Mysterious. Dream a little deeper darling...

dream of fat cocks

I got a good one:

Brian Hodges <mft062202@gmail.com> 11 Aug (4 days ago) to me Hi Jack. We talked about six weeks ago and were going to meet, but I flaked. No excuses- I just wasn't ready- but I am now. If you're still interested I can meet tomorrow at 2 - no bs, no more emails, just let me know if you are and if so let me have the address of that coffeehouse where you'd like to meet. I'll confirm in the morning.

dream a dream of dreamy dreams, rice dreams, broken dreams, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. anyway i digress...

this family has been a disappointment to you.

So just know that ACAB and

you are a member of society. You are a member of reality! You are real, you exist

, you sexist, you

racist

cis scum.

ooh er, i'm thinking out loud again, Neil, i've just put Predestination in the DVD player, jerimiah is bringing the anchor butter, be a luv and pop into Tesco on the way over and bring some beer? Cobra if they have it. Lidl round my way only sells Perlenbacher and I've had my fill of it.

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which are actually filled with toxic gas that will kill you immediately

gaming on your own fucking couch. and your girlfriend in the other room will

be a rotting corpse

. That's the title of my next goregrind track. You like? The lyrics go like:

a candle in the wind

a dongle for the wang

An enigma wrapped up in a mystery dressed as a

fart in a lift riding a goat

masquerading as a wolf in sheeps clothing, Neil has always tried to

deepthroat my face with a banana against my will because he's a

BDSM clown."

After that it gets all meta and shit, like one of those films by that guy with the hair. You know who I mean?
you might remember him from

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