Help me respond to this dude that emailed me who thinks im someone else

The Space Cowboy. Inter-planetary Good Vibe Zone.

o. Did I mention about my body

ayy lmao, we get it, you vape

(SECRET DEEP MEANINGS, KNEEL)

I hope Andrew isn't coming. Right cunt he is... why even invite him after

he desecrated that shrine to Pat Sharp's mullet I built last year. Three months it took me to make that, I still can't believe

the magic trick he pulled that night?! With the maggots, remember? I remember, even if you fucking don't. Cloim cloim clummy - GRUNKA squanking all over, all over, ohhh Neil remember how it came over us,

like a phoenis in the night

oooh boy, Neil, if you come over for the Ethan Hawke triple bill i'll oil you up and let your naked body glisten in the warm afterglow of the streetlight outside my window, your thick fleshy body, shaved, all slippery and juicy, ready for my

... but... you remember, don't you?

My fat cock? Remember?

I remember you always loved obese roosters. For some reason. Not chickens. Roosters. And they had to be obese. Weirdo. Whats wrong with you? What the fucks your problem? I'll tell you what your problem is. Are you ready to hear what your problem is? Watch out, cause it's a doozie. OK, here we go. Your problem is

the abuse you suffered at the Kelloggs factory. Yes, I remember

drizzle drizzle, frosted flake shizzle

Fifty Shades of Cray. It was a cherished period that created meaning in life for you, but also

how to avoid huge ships, second edition and of course don't forget...

blimey, madame chaos is a moderator...when did that happen?

goddamit BCM

What did we tell you? We told you a million times, not to

use satanic rituals to improve your social standing, it always comes back to haunt you. Remember when

303`s were £50? and coke was 16p a tin? crisps 5p

also you have overlooked A LOT of other points because its not all about the overall frequency response of the recording system its how the sound gets there in the first place. here are some things which you can`t get from a plugin,they are often emulated but due to their hugely complex nature are always pretty crass aproximations, therefore I would suggest that

we go for a walk to look at the buildings, maybe pop in to Tesco and buy some bread

  On 8/15/2015 at 7:47 PM, BCM said:

blimey, madame chaos is a moderator...when did that happen?

i know right? it's kafkaesque

a few days ago

i was thinking aloud, remember you, me, Horatio, Jerimiah and Tarquin were at the old boys school all those years ago and we made a vow to take on the corporate world after the financial crash? Well, you may have made your mark on the inflatables market but it hasn't been easy for the rest of us. I know i may seem somewhat incoherent in this email, but my message remains the same as it did back in the day. Neil, you are

a lovely person. You really should stop embroidering aborted monkey fetuses onto cardigans with their little arms all hooked together like some nightmarish version of that Barrel of Monkeys game though. It's a really weird hobby and nobody is going to buy any no matter how many you post on Etsy. Go outside. Enjoy the sunshine.

Wait, why am I even writing all this? Oh, wait, yeah, the birthday... Well, I have to congratulate you yet again with not only getting one step closer to your imminent death, but also that