Help me respond to this dude that emailed me who thinks im someone else

's 30th sneaked up on us again, Neil when i saw you sitting there slumped on the train cradling your precious laptop, i truly thought this was gonna be your wake up call.You've lost sight of many more important things since beginning your journey. You eat ass, you smoke flesh cigars. But shit dude, you're still Neil, i watched you dance naked in the rain with a one inch dick, lost in the moment, then you

looked at me... and then I truly saw you. The real you. A real woman

It showed a lady, with a fur cap on and a fur stole, sitting upright and holding out to the spectator a huge fur muff into which the whole of her forearm had vanished!

Vanished! You hear me?! You didn't? Well I'll say it again:

It showed a lady, with a fur cap on and a fur stole, sitting upright and holding out to the spectator a huge fur muff into which the whole of her forearm had vanished!

You heard it this time? Good.

Anime shirt etc

Let's try one more time.

It showed a lady, with a fur cap on and a fur stole, sitting upright and holding out to the spectator a huge fur muff into which the whole of her forearm had vanished!

Got it this time cloth ears?

Edit: you are reading this so... cloth eyes!

It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka. In the blink of a cosmic clock I went from quantum physicist to air force test pilot. Which could have been fun... if I knew how to fly. Fortunately, I had help. An observer from the project named Al. Unfortunately, Al's a hologram, so all he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am. Bouncing around in time, putting things right which once went wrong. A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger, with Al as my Tonto. And I don't even need a mask. Oh boy.

I want to put orange juice in your punani

Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani

Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani

Chef Boyardee, in your punani

Have you ever JO'd to an AI? it's aight, its airtight. like the movie Fright Night. not the remake with 'breakfast lunch and dinner' hammer-head dick Colin, but the original

He-man and skeletor, in your punani

. The very best thing about being on the autism spectrum is:

1. Being smarter than everybody else

2.

3. #2 went straight up your dickhole, didn't you notice that

4. Knowing there's something like Ctrl+Shift+V.

5. cum

6. meeting another autism parent... cause you know they """get it"""" (minion highfive)

7. Being a shell of a person who is also a shell of a person whose soul burns so hot that it completely burns the shell of the person inside of yourself

9. Being able to not mention "8" as its too edgy and a potentially arrestable offence

10. As I got to my feet I realised that the roaring in my ears was in fact the thundering sound of the lion's roar: silent during the hunt, he was now in full cry.

Btw, have I mentioned anime shirt yet?

11. Anime shirt.

  On 8/15/2015 at 8:08 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 8/15/2015 at 7:47 PM, BCM said:

blimey, madame chaos is a moderator...when did that happen?

i know right? it's kafkaesque

 

a few days ago

Seventh Eggplant of Moldavia, putrefied out of its essence: Inertia oozes out my epithelia. An exercise on micromanaging a Cadaver Synod.

13. Never interrupt a chain thread.