digman Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 those robotoes be all like Quote Math.floor((Math.random(burger spit) * 10) + 1); Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 ^ flol ^ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
andihow Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 On 8/11/2015 at 8:28 PM, oscillik said: We're all going to die. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide andihow's signature Hide all signatures expnoise.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Get a robotics degree > service robots > job for life Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 On 8/11/2015 at 11:25 PM, Bechuga said: Get a robotics degree > service robots > job for life you're still gonna get replaced by a robot /meta Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamagotchi San Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) we wont be totally fucked until robots can give really good blowjobs. Once that happens, then we are all definitely fucked beyond saving Edited August 11, 2015 by Tamagotchi San Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Tamagotchi San's signature Hide all signatures let me pause this trance "lol, humans" - anonymous tree ps. I stole this from very honest. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 On 8/11/2015 at 11:29 PM, LimpyLoo said: On 8/11/2015 at 11:25 PM, Bechuga said: Get a robotics degree > service robots > job for life you're still gonna get replaced by a robot /meta A robot built and designed by humans who lost their servicing jobs earlier > even better pay Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) i give it 20yrs tops. then, we're all robots. edit- i meant days. 20 days were all robots. nanobots crawl in our ears/asses, convert us to ai, make our skin into metal, reformat us, bleep bloop blop bleep we become full on autistic like only a robobitch knows how, so autistic even idm means nothing to us. so long ya sad fucks, see yall in robot hell, fuck yall i hate it here anyway im out misterE signin off suckas and robots, u can kiss me on my human dick too *gets drunk* Edited August 11, 2015 by MisterE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wumbo Man Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Steps for utopia: 1. Replace as many jobs as possible with Roberts so people only work to make more robots or run companies. 2. Provide a state income for every person. 4. No one has anything to do so they spend all their time enjoying their hobbies. 5. Everyone is enjoying life. 6. World peace. 7. We spread out system throughout the galaxy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted August 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 On 8/12/2015 at 12:28 AM, The Wumbo Man said: Steps for utopia: 1. Replace as many jobs as possible with Roberts so people only work to make more robots or run companies. the 'Bob' nation shall reign supreme! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 On 8/11/2015 at 8:05 PM, StephenG said: Automation is extremely beneficial to society. It sucks for the people directly affected but overall it's a beneficial phenomenon. most people are going to be affected by automation. So given how we haven't bothered setting up a system that delivers a fair standard of living to what is going to be an ever 3expanding population of the replaced by machinery class, i would say that currently the endgame of automation is not 'extremely beneficial' for society. Far from it. Business and by extension society wasn't always run by cunts. There were some that could see that their workers were also their consumers. Quote There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible. - Henry Ford Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 On 8/12/2015 at 1:00 AM, delet... said: On 8/11/2015 at 8:05 PM, StephenG said: Automation is extremely beneficial to society. It sucks for the people directly affected but overall it's a beneficial phenomenon. So given how we haven't bothered setting up a system that delivers a fair standard of living to what is going to be an ever 3expanding population of the replaced by machinery class, i would say that currently the endgame of automation is not 'extremely beneficial' for society. It's a long term concept, not a short term concept. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Additional problem: by the nature of "progress", robots won't be built to last, but built to be replaced. They will become more "efficient", they will not be backwards compatible with old models, and companies will spend outrageous amounts of money to keep up with the robojoneses. Industrial service machinery is expensive as hell. It will cost big businesses tons of money to replace these suckers. Small businesses won't be able to upgrade, and will be even further outpaced in production. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm building a scrap yard. The raw materials are considered trash. It's a business that can only become more valuable in the near and far future. Bring out your dead! And spare me the moon mining shpiel. Edited August 12, 2015 by luke viia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Good points Luke v, with economies of scale the smaller players that can't afford the upgrades etc won't be able to compete with those that get special deals from robotics manufacturers buy in bulk, probably get government concessions, and also the suggestion that these robotics companies will use their eventual position to yep. Nwae. Let's hope we can all reprap our way outta this mess, fixing it individually from the bottom up without any great government run social plans to save us that you just know will be more chains around our necks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 On 8/12/2015 at 3:56 AM, luke viia said: Additional problem: by the nature of "progress", robots won't be built to last, but built to be replaced. They will become more "efficient", they will not be backwards compatible with old models, and companies will spend outrageous amounts of money to keep up with the robojoneses. Industrial service machinery is expensive as hell. It will cost big businesses tons of money to replace these suckers. Small businesses won't be able to upgrade, and will be even further outpaced in production. Planned obsolescence. I'm sure plenty of economists have crunched the numbers on this one for sure. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) everyone start a robot free co-op Edited August 12, 2015 by juiceciuj Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 but they'll just make robot co-ops and sell their lettuce cheaper than us perhaps we can focus our co-op on producing sledgehammers and magnets Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 how long until the robots start paying us to do their jobs tho Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Today the cashiers, tomorrow the Jox. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TubularCorporation's signature Hide all signatures Lagoon City (from here to eternity/when I'm sick of it) Codemus2x43 (2013-14) Golfhammer 40,000 (2014-15) Tubular Corporation (2016-17) THawkins' archive of our livestreams since 2020 Instagram (new releases, music bullshit, non-music bullshit and sometimes photos of my lunch) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Garlic kills robots Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entorwellian Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Automation is a death sentence to everyone but the person at the top. And then automation will replace him. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Entorwellian's signature Hide all signatures When A Heron Turns BlackNorthern Flicker Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haste Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) My fully automated sports team is better than your fully automated sports team. My city can afford the best algorhythms. Edited August 12, 2015 by Haste Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 On 8/11/2015 at 11:31 PM, Tamagotchi San said: we wont be totally fucked until robots can give really good blowjobs. Once that happens, then we are all definitely fucked beyond saving lawl At least we won't have worry about boogers or urine in our Wendy's hamburgers (hamboogers lol). But this may be a potential grey area... [youtubehd]l7udCXqTGFg[/youtubehd] WHEEEEERE'S Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maitake Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 i suppose the only question on my mind is whether it will not make a sloppy burger because I FUCKING HATE THAT SLOPPY SHIT THAT NEVER LOOKS LIKE THE PICTURE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Well, I imagine the people at the counter will be replaced last, and are not going anywhere, anytime soon. Though the people in the back will be replaced first. :)_ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88417-wendys-to-replace-workers-with-robots-to-avoid-paying-humans/page/2/#findComment-2355568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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