Wendy's to replace workers with Robots to avoid paying humans $

Someone's going to have to clean those machines, so between the possibility of it not being done often or carefully enough or the cleaner leaving cleaning residues in the machine, low cost fast food mega chains aren't going to stop being gross any time soon.

I've not read the thread/don't know if this has been said, but Robots taking our fast food jobs for MOST IDM 2015.

 

Tribute to robots taking our jobs?

There would be a computer/vocoder voice saying "do you want fries with that" in every single submission, which I am totally okay with. Let's do it.

Take a course in an industry that is booming and you'll get a job putting hunnid stacks right in yo hand.

 

Automated equipment still needs quite a bit of human input for it to run correctly. Look to the life sciences and you'll be putting a down payment on a diamond covered submarine with the quickness.

B33FB0T 58008-3A ACTIVATED. FIRST LAW DISABLED. CLEARANCE TO SUPPRESS INQUIRIES REGARDING BEEF LOCATION AND WHO TOOK THEIR JERBS GRANTED BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

  On 8/12/2015 at 8:55 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

There would be a computer/vocoder voice saying "do you want fries with that" in every single submission, which I am totally okay with. Let's do it.

 

everytime i hear fries it makes me angry. They're called chips here, keep your cultural imperialism away from here, this is a commonwealth country of the british empire. God save the queen.

 

clearly you can call it whatever the hell you want over there, even if i find it offensive to see it over the internet and australia should extra judicially pull you out of north america (to come have beers round at dleetr's reeducation camp), maybe show me how to set up my home studio on tha cheapo.

Technically you're not allowed to call them "fries" anywhere but in the USA because it's short for "freedom fries".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33867941

 

Judgement day cometh

lol, wasn't that a patriotic rechristening of french fries because the French refused to back 'murica in Iraq II: Nuclear Boogaloo?

  On 8/12/2015 at 10:29 AM, fletcher said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33867941

 

Judgement day cometh

 

not entirely groundbreaking, genetic algorithms have been around for a while

Robots furious at not being paid at all for serving fleshy humans fleshy meats, dribble engine oil into burgers and hide screws within the salad as revenge

so this

 

 

 

 

Edited August 12, 2015 by MDM Chaos

  On 8/11/2015 at 11:23 PM, andihow said:

 

  On 8/11/2015 at 8:28 PM, oscillik said:

We're all going to die.

 

 

 

  On 8/12/2015 at 7:12 AM, delet... said:

Someone's going to have to clean those machines, so between the possibility of it not being done often or carefully enough or the cleaner leaving cleaning residues in the machine, low cost fast food mega chains aren't going to stop being gross any time soon.

 

good point

i miss when the burgers were made by rappers (@4:00 in but don't skip the classic dave thomas)

i give it 2 months before we all gonna die
served as delicious ole fayshun wendy's burgers (the best in the bidness), lightly salted, and people will like that

  On 8/12/2015 at 5:21 AM, Entorwellian said:

Automation is a death sentence to everyone but the person at the top. And then automation will replace him.

 

 

Interesting point about automation in the middle of this

This is the first step toward Vermilion Sands.

... or maybe this.

 

Don't know if it's been said, but these robots better all be pigtailed gingers.

  On 8/12/2015 at 10:14 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/12/2015 at 8:55 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

There would be a computer/vocoder voice saying "do you want fries with that" in every single submission, which I am totally okay with. Let's do it.

 

everytime i hear fries it makes me angry. They're called chips here, keep your cultural imperialism away from here, this is a commonwealth country of the british empire. God save the queen.

 

clearly you can call it whatever the hell you want over there, even if i find it offensive to see it over the internet and australia should extra judicially pull you out of north america (to come have beers round at dleetr's reeducation camp), maybe show me how to set up my home studio on tha cheapo.

 

delet sure is an angry man. Be careful what words you use around him, because one slip and he'll get maaad! Some people get angry over politics or board games, but not delete. He only cares about one thing, and that's whether you call fried strips of potatoes "chips" or not.

In all seriousness, though, are you really so immature that you still haven't been able to accept such minor and petty cultural differences? How old are you? I'd like to see you go to an actual different culture just to see how you would react. I can't wait for delet to learn that there are other social and political systems out there that have nothing to do with Australia.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

@ drillkicker

 

Lolz really. 95% of my purported distaste in that post was for the purpose of riffing. Has society so lost its ability to detect self parody for the purpose of silly, goes off on another diatribe that falls flat on people that read things, well not literally, there has to be a better word, ahh yes, naively.

 

Bless my friend and have a great weekend now that I've extricated that load from your mind. ;-]

  On 8/12/2015 at 10:31 AM, hello spiral said:

lol, wasn't that a patriotic rechristening of french fries because the French refused to back 'murica in Iraq II: Nuclear Boogaloo?

 

this man knows his fried starch history

 

  On 8/14/2015 at 7:45 PM, delet... said:

Has society so lost its ability to detect self parody for the purpose of silly

 

Only in your posts.

Then again perhaps drillkicker' wit is even drier than mine, in which case I retract my post and chuckle along with him.

I think we just can't tell when you're joking anymore because none of what you post (serious or not) makes any sense.