Help, I Urgently Need Advice!

Hug her and say to her "we gonna get tru this" and when she asked tru what you say "tru all these tragedies that are happening in the world, hug me one more time for Paris"

have you tried shitting out of her asshole-mouth

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:16 PM, LimpyLoo said:

jeez

you guys are depressing

i thought this thread would be fun

i somehow forgot that watmm was so cynical and sardonic

Take her on a stroll through dank memes. Guaranteed fiyah.

Print your goood bye to watmm thread and give it to her, say "before we go on a date read this, if you are okay with this kind of behavior let me stab you like I stab meat"

i always thought that

you know what?

when the stakes are high

and the chips are down

watmmers would pull together and help someone stab someone else with their meat pencil

for christmas i'm gonna get watmm's sarcasm an 'off' switch

(you know, for special occasions like inserting a flap of skin inside another human being)

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:18 PM, Braintree said:

I've had lots of success in the past by involving alcohol.

 

The line "so what are you doing after this?" sometimes works if you're both pretty tanked.

uh oh hopefully we won't see some accusing tweets popping up and braintree going from gender-ambiguous feminist hero to rape zero

dayum nuff internet today

If all you want is to have sex go to a massage parlor IR just masturbate, if you want companionship be yourself and follow my advice

i used to type norma

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but then i decided

you know

what

?

type wei

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talking about stabbing meat pencils: the whole stoya/james deen thing.... o my gosh...

hmmm come to think of it: limpy, tell her you're a feminist. women seemed to believe mr deen. so why wouldn't she believe you?

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:32 PM, juiceciuj said:

i used to type norma

l

but then i decided

you know

what

?

type wei

r

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

d

my posts are easier to read than yours

as if

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

This place has tons of awesome dating advice as well I've heard

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:34 PM, goDel said:

talking about stabbing meat pencils: the whole stoya/james deen thing.... o my gosh...

 

 

hmmm come to think of it: limpy, tell her you're a feminist. women seemed to believe mr deen. so why wouldn't she believe you?

this isn't a 'how do i successful become a rapist?' thread

for better or worse

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:48 PM, Npoess said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

 

This place has tons of awesome dating advice as well I've heard

thx for the link

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:52 PM, LimpyLoo said:

just trying to be funny

 

Definitely don't do that when you're around her.

http://dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=128

Consider your female troubles a thing of the past

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:57 PM, autopilot said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:52 PM, LimpyLoo said:

just trying to be funny

 

 

Definitely don't do that when you're around her.

 

i have a different sense of humor depending on who i'm around

(i'm sure y'all do too)

luckily it's only really this place that brings out my inner autistic neckbeard

  On 12/4/2015 at 11:03 PM, Blank said:

srsly pls don't impale anyone with your meat-pencil

okay, i won't i promise

*gives blank a hug*

*accidentally stabs blank in femoral artery with meat-pencil*

On second thought a meat-pencil doesn't sound like something you would want; the contents might be toxic if swallowed.

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:31 PM, taubs said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 10:18 PM, Braintree said:

I've had lots of success in the past by involving alcohol.

 

The line "so what are you doing after this?" sometimes works if you're both pretty tanked.

uh oh hopefully we won't see some accusing tweets popping up and braintree going from gender-ambiguous feminist hero to rape zero

 

 

 

 

 

 

dayum nuff internet today

 

I'ma use a cucumber on yer butt parts.

After consent, of course.

When she is in town ask her on a date in the evening to get a drink at a bar or maybe dinner but keep it light, keep it fun and try to see if she is into you, one good way is if she laughs at your jokes or plays with her hair :)

Wait for the moment and when you sense it's possible go for the kiss, some light physical (comfortable/acceptable) contact beforehand helps. After the kiss invite her back to your place for another drink (or listen to your record collection or whatever) and try to take things further. Don't get heavy about potential relationship and try to keep things fun at all times. Try not to lie, take advantage or be overly sleazy either. Don't get hung up on how things work out, again just have a good time, enjoy and learn from the experience.

This is one approach, you can adapt it however suits you.

it's also possible you could go back to your place before you actually kiss if things feel like they are going in that direction anyway

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

Treat her like a human being?

lol

Here let me fix that for you.

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

Treat her like a human being you want to fuck.

which incidentally was the purpose of the thread for limpy. Also don't be limpy, or the stabbing will go badly.