Help, I Urgently Need Advice!

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Edit: goddamit I'm trying to post Slick Rick's "Treat Her Like a Prostitute"

But I have a fucking My Little Pony video stuck in the clipboard

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begs the question, but i don't want to know.

  On 12/5/2015 at 12:15 AM, delet... said:

begs the question, but i don't want to know.

It wasn't because I enjoy it

Delet, can you do the honorable thing

And post Slick Rick's "Treat Her Like a Prostitute"?

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  On 12/4/2015 at 11:45 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

Treat her like a human being?

 

lol

Here let me fix that for you.

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:51 PM, Braintree said:

Treat her like a human being you want to fuck.

 

which incidentally was the purpose of the thread for limpy. Also don't be limpy, or the stabbing will go badly.

 

Also worth noting that human beings generally like fucking. And also not treated like objects.

when a girl doesn't want you to fuck her, she treats you in a different way to when she does through verbal and non verbal signals, same goes for guys with girls, prevents confusion. Of course perhaps you are a non stop flirt or a closed monk like being, so at either extreme. Most are somewhere in between in their behaviour and certainly you have to agree that in order to fuck, hints need to be dropped both physical and verbal, for getting over that initial hump to hump, moves need to be made, behaviour needs to be modified, intention needs to be signalled.

For serious though limpers, don't take advice from watmmers on how to make sexy time.

the number one lothario chimes in. [-;

Just be up front about wanting to stab her with your meat pencil (in those words), and she will appreciate your honesty.

  On 12/4/2015 at 11:01 PM, Npoess said:

http://dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=128

 

Consider your female troubles a thing of the past

i love that they're selling their used dolls. just in case you couldn't think of anything worse than buying a love doll, you could buy one that was previously owned. excellent

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Damage to item: No major tares just a few at the lower part vagina and around anal area (see pictures) also her right leg is loose it slides out in certain positions but can be put back in place it doesn't affect use much but can be annoying.. her left leg ankle is loose compared to the right one still connected fine

damn, hard life. adds realism imo

another great thread

  On 12/5/2015 at 1:15 AM, Glunk said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 11:01 PM, Npoess said:

http://dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=128

 

Consider your female troubles a thing of the past

 

i love that they're selling their used dolls. just in case you couldn't think of anything worse than buying a love doll, you could buy one that was previously owned. excellent

 

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Damage to item: No major tares just a few at the lower part vagina and around anal area (see pictures) also her right leg is loose it slides out in certain positions but can be put back in place it doesn't affect use much but can be annoying.. her left leg ankle is loose compared to the right one still connected fine

 

damn, hard life. adds realism imo

 

at least it's honest. If these things get popular enough, imagine what it'll be like when the used car salesman types get in on the act, "yeah she's a fixer upper, but there's plenty of miles left on the taint".

  On 12/5/2015 at 12:29 AM, delet... said:

when a girl doesn't want you to fuck her, she treats you in a different way to when she does through verbal and non verbal signals, same goes for guys with girls, prevents confusion. Of course perhaps you are a non stop flirt or a closed monk like being, so at either extreme. Most are somewhere in between in their behaviour and certainly you have to agree that in order to fuck, hints need to be dropped both physical and verbal, for getting over that initial hump to hump, moves need to be made, behaviour needs to be modified, intention needs to be signalled.

  On 12/5/2015 at 1:20 AM, Tricone RC said:

 

  On 12/5/2015 at 12:29 AM, delet... said:

when a girl doesn't want you to fuck her, she treats you in a different way to when she does through verbal and non verbal signals, same goes for guys with girls, prevents confusion. Of course perhaps you are a non stop flirt or a closed monk like being, so at either extreme. Most are somewhere in between in their behaviour and certainly you have to agree that in order to fuck, hints need to be dropped both physical and verbal, for getting over that initial hump to hump, moves need to be made, behaviour needs to be modified, intention needs to be signalled.

 

  On 12/5/2015 at 1:18 AM, sheatheman said:

another great thread

 

 

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if u don't have a deep connection to someone, i guess sex can be something u do 2 connect.

 

but if u have the connection, sex isn't really the thing is it? it is a thing, but really u just want to b w/ them and eventually the parts are going to need to say hello. but sex shouldn't be the goal. it's a lot better if it happens naturally, a reflection of a fullness that is already there.

 

i'm really sorry if none of u have felt that way before, but love is real tbh.

 

imo if u r talking about her, basically splaying her out for this forum, then u probably don't care that much about her, so...

 

everything is about sex except sex. many men spend 99% of their time talking about sex or watching sex, but you don't really know what it is. the objectification of women serves the purpose of abstracting IRL sex, so when you have sex with someone, you aren't having sex with them, but the idea of them. this leads to ruin.

 

 

sheath's hot body means that he doesn't realise that some people have to work at it. heeh

  On 12/5/2015 at 12:29 AM, delet... said:

intention needs to be signalled.

Wait, rly?

men don't realise they rape

my latest tweet: sheatheman, thhe only watmmer to ever have sex, just confirmed casual sex overrated

@ nopes and blank

virtue signalling to herd with out of context quoting.

follow 4 follow?

@glunk

watmm advice on big cummies:

;-p

First step:

work on erecting your limpy-loo

an erectloo is better than a limpyloo for sexing and especially cumming cum

cumming cum is a big part of the sex

WTF did I just read

  On 12/5/2015 at 5:12 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:47 PM, Perezvon said:

haha sexual

^^

 

also, did we really need a whole thread dedicated to this? what a non-event this was.

 

Nah, we need more threads like this. I miss the days of uncomfortably personal/borderline inappropriate threads on watmms, and wholeheartedly encourage more threads in that vein. This is much better than the "things I read on facebook/cool tv shows/spotify issues" threads that are more characteristic of present day watmms.

Also, more advice: bouquet of dildos.

  On 12/5/2015 at 5:40 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 12/5/2015 at 5:12 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

 

  On 12/4/2015 at 9:47 PM, Perezvon said:

haha sexual

^^

 

also, did we really need a whole thread dedicated to this? what a non-event this was.

 

 

Nah, we need more threads like this. I miss the days of uncomfortably personal/borderline inappropriate threads on watmms, and wholeheartedly encourage more threads in that vein. This is much better than the "things I read on facebook/cool tv shows/spotify issues" threads that are more characteristic of present day watmms.

 

Also, more advice: bouquet of dildos.