Astro Tarot Private Message Collection Thread

Astro Tarot is banned. One half of WATMM will think, "who is that?". The other half will think "Thank fuck." because for over a month, Astro Tarot has been sending random people very random and strange PMs.

They were very woowoo, and he would not stop, even after temp bans. It wasn't smart of him to start bothering mods I reckon.

I would hear "Who the fuck is Astro Tarot" everywhere, and I wonder, just wonder, what he send to everyone. As far as I know, every person got a unique PM, straight from his brain.

This is an example of what he send to me:

I have much more. I went into 'conversation' with him. I might post them if people show interest in this thread.

I am quite curious to know what kind of PMs he send to everyone, because wtf?

Maybe they were all parts of a puzzle that were needed to solve the riddle to his message. Or something.

thank you Tri!

=)

Maybe he was BoC and the Pms are a map to their next album somehow.

"sd"

that reminds me of the time when i went of the deep end and outed my madness on the internet. for some reason "sd" popped up a lot when i randomly stroked my keyboard.

vbfhm

Some of those are coherent, if even a little weird.

he send me these for no reason:

  On 5/11/2016 at 9:47 PM, Astro Tarot said:

 

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flol spi thats the best one yet. actual wtf.

followed by those pics he sent to tri. Maybe he thought you were a Tinder match.

I understand why the mods banned him but I really wish they hadn't... Dude is harmless and it was interesting to see what he would come up with next

nwae here's my collection (got quite a few of them)

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Sent 30 May 2016 - 08:24 PM

YO JODOH


WHAT UP MAN


2 CHAINZ XIII


BIG UPS JUDGMENT

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Sent 01 June 2016 - 06:37 AM

Hey Spanish guy...
I was wondering if when looking at someone's birthday as an arch you for tarot, if you add the sum of the day and month and year starting at 1 after 21, or do u just add the month and day to get the number for the person in the tarot.

So forever instance, I'm born December/08/1985

So is my number in a Tarot 8+12+1985
8+12=20
Or is it Also 20+1+9+8+5=1

I would think its adding the year as well,

So in a way asking yout His question answered my own question.

Thank you, I know u are happy. tO help

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Sent 10 May 2016 - 06:13 AM

hey

busted

keys

man

thing

r

good

though

trust

in

us


and

in

us

we

trust


all

signs

point

to

yes


may

there

forever

be

trust

and

faith


in

this

world


live

in

judgment

forever

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Sent 06 May 2016 - 09:37 PM

The soul must be freed, whatever the cost


My quote from the secret language of birthdays,

What is yours??

sent this person a bunch of tunes, no thanks back, but he might be into Lucifer and curses which is ok cos i learned Dion Fortune's "Psychic Self Defense"

Fucking brilliant! (I'm well tanked up so please excuse the drunkenness, but then again if you don't like it.....Fuck you )

I've had a number of Astro Tarot pm's last one of which was (along the lines of) let's have gay sex on the beach and roll around on the sand together flol.

Not joking.

Well, I've no idea who the fuck he was but it looks like he was doing trying to do some divination shit and using you guys as pawns in his ritualistic game. Clearly believes he has a connection to the spirit world. It's possible his banning will tip him over the edge and look for other ways to connect with you 'chosen' ones. He's a bit of a leek so I don't think it's worth getting a demonologist or preacher in here to bless the forum on the off chance he is for real. It's most likely he was just a tool.

Triachus, when are we gonna get that whole convo you had using the new age bullshit generator and D I A P E R L A N D

the diaperland saga was hilarious

also I 100% believe he actually carved 'chatting with spi' on his mirror to-do list

flol @ IRCMM... what a year it has been

my infamous private woowoo chat that might have started the whole thing:

courtesy of http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/ from my end

(small note: i did not send him any photo, as far as i can remember)

Yeah I'm getting to the other things, don't rush, it's a lot to take in

  On 6/11/2016 at 8:50 PM, triachus said:

he send me these for no reason:

 

 

  On 5/11/2016 at 9:47 PM, Astro Tarot said:

 

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Yeah, what an absolute fucking cunt lol

he's just a bit weird maybe, nothing wrong with that

rip

kinda hurt i didn't get any messages from him, fuck you astro

  On 6/11/2016 at 9:11 PM, beerwolf said:

 

  On 6/11/2016 at 8:50 PM, triachus said:

he send me these for no reason:

 

 

  On 5/11/2016 at 9:47 PM, Astro Tarot said:

 

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Yeah, what an absolute fucking cunt lol

 

ugh thank fuck i wasn't the only dick he was trying to suck

Am I the only one who got perfectly normal PMs from him. He seemed a nice jolly chap.

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CUTE BUBBZ!

Hey, I really love you tons, so much, I feel really casual with you.

relaxed, comfortable, just decent and nice, really non judgmental and mindless,

caring and kind, fun, optimistic realist.

you are a really sweet person, and you mean so much to me, I am really proud of you and us, and everyone.

it's a surprise, in all the right ways, I wish to share the same comfort I feel about you with everyone in my life.

I find beauty and stardom the relationship between praise and endearment, admiration and success.

turn a blind eye to fortune and let the ART prevail. I love you for that, you are so genuine and thank you so much for taking a chance on me, because I've never thought twice about you, I always wondered, why? how come?

and now it all makes sense, so I think you, wish to honor you forever and always as the person who encountered me at a juncture in my life that altered the course of history for the better forever.

I acknowledge you as an exceptional woman, someone who redefines what it is to be a feminist.

Thank You, Honorable Soul Sister, Love and Devotion to you FOREVER/

Many Blessings Darling, our paths will cross again soon enough, I swear///