On 1/26/2020 at 11:53 PM, prdctvsm said:

 

Haha, The symmetrical Plough and the Stars:)

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(^:symmertical Butchers' Apron's geoillogical transmutation in2 SthrnX comic

((::

 

symmetricalunionjack

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=black+flag+red+southern+cross+five+yellow+stars&t=ffab&ia=images&iax=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F0%2F08%2FFlag_of_Victoria_%28Australia%29.svg

now You see it

click view file

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Flag_of_Victoria_(Australia).svg

now You don't

changes from one mouse click to the next

Matrix workin' overTime

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jackedupfacebutstillsymmetrical

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  On 1/27/2020 at 12:49 PM, diatoms said:

 

Chinese Corona Virus - End Of The World?

Edited January 27, 2020 by thumbass

  On 1/27/2020 at 1:06 PM, thumbass said:

Chinese Corona Virus - End Of The World?

nah

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Volkswagon

nospace

VW

https://old.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/euzq0u/volkswagen_residue/

Thanks to Suurpe

  On 3/26/2018 at 9:16 PM, diatoms said:

Volkswagon (The way I remember it spelled)

 

Doesn't seem to remember if there's a space or not between the VW

 

ahhhh

 

 

Thanks to Godspeed33 for pointing out the official vw video

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  On 4/11/2018 at 10:33 PM, diatoms said:

Charles Schultz

 

Peanuts

 

 

Charles Schulz?

 

Who is Charles Schulz?

At least he remembers no space between the v and the w on that volkswagon van

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  On 4/16/2018 at 8:15 PM, diatoms said:

 

I called all the Volkswagon dealerships in Ireland this afternoon

 

Not one person I spoke with knew about the space between the V and W since 1937

 

The logo is on the building, pamphlets and every car in the showroom

 

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I'm surprised

Lord of the Flies

hasn't caught a

 

The

 

in front

just like

Lord of the Rings

LOTR

&

Dark Side of the Moon

DSOTM

 

The Lord of the Flies

just doesn't fly

like

The Lord of the Rings

and

The Dark Side of the Moon

just doesn't land

 

"Run You Fools!" - Gandalf

 

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  On 12/13/2009 at 4:20 AM, Guest zaphod said:

my friend and i were having an intense conversation about pooping and at one point he mentioned that he stands up to wipe. he stood up in the bar we were in and demonstrated, putting one foot up on a stool, like george washington crossing the delaware, whilst shitting. this blew my mind. i told him that this is how girls put tampons in, not how men wipe. when i wipe i resemble rodin's thinker, deep in contemplation.

 

how do you wipe?

 

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Like Bernard

left fist clinched against forehead

not like

The Thinker

chewing on the right knucks

  On 7/12/2017 at 5:49 PM, diatoms said:

"What makes my thinker think is that he thinks not only with his brain, with his knitted brow, his distended and compressed lips, but with every muscle of his arms, back and legs, with his clenched fist and gripping toes."

 

                   - Auguste Rodin

 

 

 

Would Rodin care that The Thinker has no clenched fist now?

 

Rodin's description of his sculpture doesn't match

 

 

The Thinker had his forehead against a clenched fist

 

Instead, The Thinker is eating a loose knuckle sandwich

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now

instead of

hair

the man's got a Thinking Cap on:)

 

 

By George

Think

Be squirrelly

  On 4/21/2018 at 9:02 PM, diatoms said:

Squirrel remembers The Thinker pose

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Fresh off the press

a

2-fir:)

 

symmetrical union jack

Heart

on the Left

Illustration: Matt Kenyon

https://www.theguardian.com

  On 6/11/2019 at 2:23 PM, diatoms said:

after all this

Time

neo still

remembers

where the human

Heart

is

 

 

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  On 11/17/2018 at 12:44 PM, diatoms said:

Glenn Boozan remembers her Heart is on the Left side

 

How to Avoid Touching Your Boob During the National Anthem

 

With tons of baseball games and Fourth of July right around the corner, the national anthem is bound to be the song of the summer. Which means you’ll need to put your right hand over your heart a lot. Unfortunately, my heart is right under my boob.

It’s like this, guys: Imagine if your heart was behind your dick. That would make things so weird for a variety of reasons, but mostly during the national anthem. So, here are some ways to ease the inevitable brush with breast during our country’s theme song:

 

Go Over
I wish it was “Put your right hand over your brain,” but I didn’t make the rules. George Washington did. This move gets your hand pretty close to your heart. The downside? It doesn’t truly go over your heart. Because unless your rack is naturally stacked real high, your heart is directly under your boob.

 

Go Under
This maneuver is less popular but gets your hand just as close to your heart as going over would, while still avoiding the actual boob. Again, this gets your hand aaaalmost all the way over your heart but not 100%. Not ideal, but that’s just how my body is built.

 

Go Over AND Under
This is against National Anthem rules, but sometimes it’s your only option to avoid that uncomfortable moment where everyone can plainly see you groping yourself in front of our nation’s flag. Place your right and left hand above and below your heart, avoiding the boob altogether while still maintaining an approximately close distance.

 

Hover
I love grabbing my boobs. You know how men say “If I had boobs I’d be touching them all the time?” It’s true. I touch my boobs constantly. Every chance I get. It is very fun having boobs. That being said, the National Anthem is for reflecting upon the love of our country, not a time for me to honk my gals. The hover is less fun for you, but much more respectful.

 

Use a Pillow as a Buffer
This works really well but the only downside is that you have to carry around a pillow all the time. Make sure the pillow is big enough to create significant space in between your hand skin and your boob.

 

Use a Fake Hand
Be careful you don’t get caught with the fake hand, though, because that’s treason.

 

Just F*ckin’ Grab It
Lean in, man. If all else fails, just commit HARD and grab yourself. Hopefully you won’t get kicked out of the stadium.

 

https://aboveaverage.com/how-to-avoid-touching-your-boob-during-the-national-anthem/

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  On 11/17/2018 at 3:16 AM, diatoms said:

The Ballard of Buster Scruggs

remembers the Heart is on the left                                                 

I remember my Heart is located on the left

 

but our Heart is now in the center:)

 

What do you remember about the organs?

 

 

Are they a different size or in a different location from what you remember?

 

 

 

Be the Light that radiates unconditional Love and have Fun:)

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  On 11/8/2018 at 9:42 PM, diatoms said:

Human anatomy changes based on my memory

 

My heart was located on the left hand side of my chest.  I'm 25 years in remission from cancer and the doctors always listened to my heart above my left nipple. My x-rays showed my heart on my left side. I had heart palpitations until 4 years ago, then the irregular heartbeats completely stopped. My doctor started to listen to my heart in the middle of my chest and tried to change my medicine so I stopped going to the doctor. Never felt healthier. I like my new Heart-centered body:)

 

I remember my lungs were symmetrical and each lung was one lobe. Now they're asymmetrical. The left lung comprising of Two lobes and the right lung made of Three lobes.

 

I remember my liver was a long smaller organ, lower in the abdomen and One lobe. Now it's the size of an american football, presses into the diaphragm and now made of Four lobes.

 

The kidneys are now protected by the ribs in the lower back, when I remember them lower and exposed. I guess you can't kidney punch anyone now.

My stomach was in the middle above my belly button. I remember drinking cold water on a hot day and feeling it go straight down to my middle, now it goes to the left under the left rib cage.

 

 

I don't remember Six drill holes running down the front of the skull, bone behind the eyes, the massive temporal regions and the bone ridge on the middle of the jaw above the chin. The skull bone fuses are in different positions as well.

 

What do you remember?

 

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I Remember

the zygomatic bone

as a solid bone structure

now has a handle/hole

on both sides

to hold

onto

now that our temporal region is so huge

it needs room:)

 

I Remember the Skull/Skeleton on the Right

What Do You Remember?

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Monroe piercing

"A Monroe piercing^[1] is a lip piercing placed off-center, above the upper lip on the left-hand side and is meant to resemble Marilyn Monroe's beauty spot, although Monroe's beauty spot was on her cheek, not her lip. The Madonna piercing is similar but worn on the right-hand side." -wiki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monroe_piercing

  On 1/24/2020 at 11:02 AM, diatoms said:

Marilyn Monroe's Beauty spot has moved

from what

I Remember

it was located above the lip on the left side

now it's on her cheek

just outside her smile line:)

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double monroe imho

 

Haha:)

  On 1/31/2020 at 12:31 AM, user said:

double monroe imho

overlay the three monroes

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^

  On 1/31/2020 at 8:27 AM, prdctvsm said:

 

I Remember Mickey Mouse

with

no tail

Thanks prdctvsm:)

The Universe Might Be a Giant Loop

By Rafi Letzter - Staff Writer November 04, 2019

https://www.livescience.com/universe-may-be-curved.html

What shape is space?

Everything we think we know about the shape of the universe could be wrong. Instead of being flat like a bedsheet, our universe may be curved, like a massive, inflated balloon, according to a new study.

That's the upshot of a new paper published today (Nov. 4) in the journal Nature Astronomy, which looks at data from the cosmic microwave background (CMB), the faint echo of the Big Bang. But not everyone is convinced; the new findings, based on data released in 2018, contradict both years of conventional wisdom and another recent study based on that same CMB data set.

If the universe is curved, according to the new paper, it curves gently. That slow bending isn't important for moving around our lives, or solar system, or even our galaxy. But travel beyond all of that, outside our galactic neighborhood, far into the deep blackness, and eventually — moving in a straight line — you'll loop around and end up right back where you started. Cosmologists call this idea the "closed universe." It's been around for a while, but it doesn't fit with existing theories of how the universe works. So it's been largely rejected in favor of a "flat universe" that extends without boundary in every direction and doesn't loop around on itself. Now, an anomaly in data from the best-ever measurement of the CMB offers solid (but not absolutely conclusive) evidence that the universe is closed after all, according to the authors: University of Manchester cosmologist Eleonora Di Valentino, Sapienza University of Rome cosmologist Alessandro Melchiorri and Johns Hopkins University cosmologist Joseph Silk.

The difference between a closed and open universe is a bit like the difference between a stretched flat sheet and an inflated balloon, Melchiorri told Live Science. In either case, the whole thing is expanding. When the sheet expands, every point moves away from every other point in a straight line. When the balloon is inflated, every point on its surface gets farther away from every other point, but the balloon's curvature makes the geometry of that movement more complicated.

"This means, for example, that if you have two photons and they travel in parallel in a closed universe, they will [eventually] meet," Melchiorri said.

In an open, flat universe, the photons, left undisturbed, would travel along their parallel courses without ever interacting.

The conventional model of the universe's inflation, Melchiorri said, suggests that the universe should be flat. Rewind the expansion of space all the way to the beginning, to the first 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds after the Big Bang, according to that model, and you'll see a moment of incredible, exponential expansion as space grew out of that infinitesimal point in which it began. And the physics of that superfast expansion point to a flat universe. That's the first reason most experts believe the universe is flat, he said. If the universe isn't flat, you have to "fine-tune" the physics of that primordial mechanism to make it all fit together — and redo countless other calculations in the process, Melchiorri said.

But that might end up being necessary, the authors wrote in the new study.

That's because there's an anomaly in the CMB. The CMB is the oldest thing we see in the universe, made of ambient microwave light that suffuses all of space when you block out the stars and galaxies and other interference. It's one of the most important sources of data on the universe's history and behavior, because it's so old and so spread throughout space. And it turns out, according to the latest data, that there's significantly more "gravitational lensing" of the CMB than expected — meaning that gravity seems to be bending the microwaves of the CMB more than existing physics can explain.

The data the team is drawing upon comes from a 2018 release from the Planck experiment — a European Space Agency (ESA) experiment to map the CMB in more detail than ever before. (The new data will be published in a forthcoming issue of the journal Astronomy & Astrophysics and is available now on the ESA website. Both Di Valentino and Melchiorri were part of that effort as well.)

To explain that extra lensing, the Planck Collaboration has just tacked on an extra variable, which the scientists are calling "A_lens," to the group's model of the universe's formation, "This is something that you put there by hand, trying to explain what you see. There's no connection with physics," Melchiorri said, meaning there's no A_lens parameter in Einstein's theory of relativity. "What we found is that you can explain A_lens with a positively curved universe, which is a much more physical interpretation that you can explain with general relativity."

Melchiorri pointed out that his team's interpretation isn't conclusive. According to the group's calculations, the Planck data point to a closed universe with a standard deviation of 3.5 sigma (a statistical measurement that means about 99.8% confidence that the result isn't due to random chance). That's well short of the 5 sigma standard physicists usually look for before calling an idea confirmed.

But some cosmologists said there were even more reasons to be skeptical.

Andrei Linde, a cosmologist at Stanford University, told Live Science that the Nature Astronomy paper failed to take into account another important paper, published to the arXiv database on Oct. 1. (That paper has not yet been published in a peer reviewed journal.)

In that paper, University of Cambridge cosmologists George Efstathiou and Steven Gratton, who both also worked on the Planck Collaboration, looked at a narrower subset of data than the Nature Astronomy paper. Their analysis also supported a curving universe, but with much less statistical confidence than Di Valentino, Melchiorri and Silk found looking at a larger segment of the Planck data. However, when Efstathiou and Graton looked at the data together with two other existing data sets from the early universe, they found that overall, the evidence pointed toward a flat universe.

Asked about the Efstathiou and Gratton paper, Melchiorri praised the careful treatment of the work. But he said the duo's analysis relies on too small a segment of the Planck data. And he pointed out that their research is based on a modified (and, in theory, improved) version the Planck data — not the public data set that more than 600 physicists had vetted.

Linde pointed to that reanalysis as a sign that Efstathiou and Gratton's paper was based on better methods.

Efstathiou asked not to be directly quoted, but pointed out in an email to Live Science that if the universe were curved, it would raise a number of problems — contradicting those other data sets from the early universe and making discrepancies in the  universe's observed rate of expansion much worse. Gratton said he agreed.

Melchiorri also agreed that the closed-universe model would raise a number of problems for physics.

"I don't want to say that I believe in a closed universe," he said. "I'm a little bit more neutral. I'd say, let's wait on the data and what the new data will say. What I believe is that there's a discrepancy now, that we have to be careful and try to find what is producing this discrepancy."

https://www.livescience.com/universe-may-be-curved.html

 

 

Are You the Discrepancy:)

 

 

'The current crisis in Cosmology - it just got a lot worse'

 

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We Live in a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dodecahedron

 

 

 

 

  On 1/17/2020 at 9:18 PM, diatoms said:

 

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Brexit Day Special

Mr. Brexit himself

Nigel Farage

symmetrical

toe

tappin'

union

jackin'

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Brexit Day Special

Priti Patel

"It’s done. Today we will finally leave the EU."

12:27 PM · Jan 31, 2020

You can have your symmetrical cake

and eat it 2?

 

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now this is how you fight climate change. 

Brexit Day Special

Boris Johnson

symmetrical

tea

pot

should

pour

into

a

symmetrical

brexit

mug

 

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Brexit Day Special

symmetrical union jack send off

Stormzy

Half symmetrical/Half asymmetrical

union jack

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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You're almost 50, diatoms. And you're Irish. So it doesn't effect you anymore 

Edited February 1, 2020 by Schlitze

  On 2/1/2020 at 1:02 AM, Schlitze said:

You're 42. Shame on you and shame on those who replied. You are showing Ireland in a poor light. Any Irish people looking in would expect more from one of their own, diatoms

Haha, Love You Schlitze:)

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