what if I told you

 

 

 

My Memories:

The human skull does not have six drill holes running down the front, bone behind the eyes or large temporal muscles

There were Four people in the car when JFK was assassinated

All Public Clocks have IV on their face not IIII and V, VI, VII, VIII are upright

Mona Lisa was not ill. She now has hypothyroidism. The right side of her neck is bulging out, she has a puffy face, yellow eyes, a small bump on her right hand, thinning hair, reddish hair instead of black. The Biggest change to the Mona Lisa - Mona Lisa had the most famous pair of eyes, now there's a distraction because a fleshy lump has now appeared on the inside bridge of her nose by the left tear duct, but no matter because...

Mona Lisa, I could never tell if she was smiling... She is now Smiling:)

Yield Sign is Yellow

Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci has Three sets of arms and Three sets of legs

Rodin's 'The Thinker' has a clenched fist pressed against forehead

The Statue of Liberty has both feet in front and not stepping back with the right foot, breaking off chains

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

Star Trek: TNG - Captain Jean-Luc Picard doesn't have a Quartz crystal on his desk in his ready room which he picks up and thinks with, in 78 episodes.

Union Jack is Symmetrical

The Wizard of Oz - Scarecrow doesn't have a gun

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" "Now, Fly my pretties, Fly!"

"Click your heels together three times"

Human lungs are symmetrical, our liver is not the size of an american football and our Heart is located on the left side not in the middle

The Great Pyramid of Giza has 4 sides not 8

Photo of Kurt Cobain in a fuzzy pink jacket with huge white round sunglasses

Earth is located on the Sagittarius arm of the Milky Way Galaxy, right Carl?

The Beatles - 'With a Little Help from My Friends' "What would you Do if I sang out of tune?" The Beatles - 'Penny Lane' "Penny Lane is in my Ears and in my Eyes"

Michelangelo's statue of Moses doesn't have horns, Sistine Chapel God doesn't show God's Ass and 'The Creation of Adam' - God reaches down in the direction of Adam's hand, not almost touching fingers while reaching across and slightly up to Adam's hand

'Coke zero' exists

Engines on Commercial Airliners are under the wings

DILEMNA

JAWS - "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

Olaf from Frozen has two buck teeth

Mount Rushmore eyes do not have carved pupils with light reflection

Star Wars IV - C-3PO is all golden and Chewbacca receives a medal at the end of the movie

The Empire Strikes Back - "Luke, I am your Father"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

Tumeric

HAAS Avocado

Kit-Kat

Portrait of Henry VIII holding a Turkey leg

Saint/Sir Thomas Moore

St. Stephen's Green Shopping Centre

Spike is in the movie 'Gremlins'

Jack Daniels

EASONS

Count to ten accurately saying "One one thousand, Two one thousand" or "One mississippi, Two mississippi"

THEY LIVE!

Looney Toons

Christ the Redeemer in Brazil is covered in robes and does not have a rough carved Heart on an exposed chest. He is looking straight ahead. And does not have diamond shaped stigmata on the inside of his palms

Brazil Flag "ORDEM E PROGRESSO" is in Black lettering

The island of Brasil is off the South West coast of Ireland

North Korea doesn't share a border with Russia

Tiananmen Square man who stood in front of tanks is run over New Zealand is North East of Australia

South America is directly south of North America, lined up

The Lincoln Memorial - Lincoln looks relaxed with his hands draped over the edge of each armrest open and loose, his legs open and resting and he is looking ahead

The Berenstein Bears by Stan & Jan Berenstein

Fruit Loops

Mr. Rodger's sings "It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood"

Pikachu has a black tip yellow tail

Proctor & Gamble

Hitler was a hypocrite because he had brown eyes

Bob Marley - 'Three Little Birds' "Woke up this morning" & "Sit by my doorstep"

Men Without Hats - 'The Safety Dance' - "You can Dance if You want to"

The Moon was not in the Middle of the Earth's atmosphere

Febreeze

Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - "Mirror, Mirror on the wall"

Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar

VW car logo is the V atop the W in a circle, as one piece with no gap between the V and W

Forrest Gump - "Life is like a box of chocolates"

Candyman's name is said 3 times

Starbucks logo - Siren's crown did not have a Huge Star in the middle

Ed McMahon worked for Publisher's Clearing House, went to people's houses and gave out giant checks to the winners

I Love Lucy - Desi Arnez says "Lucy, you got some 'splainin to do!"

NASA Apollo 13 - "Houston, We have a problem"

Interview with a Vampire

Danielle Steele

Fruit of the Loom has a cornucopia in the logo

Oliver Twist - "Please Sir, may I have some more?"

USSR flag is red with a yellow hammer and sickle in the left hand corner

Monopoly man wears a monocle

MTA - Metropolitan Transit Authority

Grand Central Station

A-TEAM van is all Black with a Red stripe

The Mamas and the Papas - 'California Dreamin' - "I began to pray"

The Bee Gees - 'How Deep is your Love' - "I really need to know"

Outcast - 'Ms. Jackson' "I apologize a Thousand times"

Red Hot Chili Peppers - 'Under the Bridge' "The City of Angels"

'Shazaam' starring Sinbad

Catch the Pigeon

The Sphinx doesn't have ears showing

Worrywort

Rear view mirror print - "Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear"

My Pet Goat

7-ELEVEN

Donna Summers

Sally Fields

Sally Fields said "You like me, You really like me!" at the Oscars

Addidas

Volvo logo - the lettering is in a rectangle with a plain silver circle around it without the male arrow symbol

Häagen-Daz

'A Streetcar Named Desire' - "Stella! Stella!"

Ghandi

JC Penny

Pink Floyd - 'Dark Side of the Moon'

The Lindbergh baby was never found

Coca-Cola is with a dash not a rhombus

USA flag has a red stripe under the blue box with stars

Kephri - Ancient Egyptian God with a whole Scarab as a head Chic-fil-A

Malteasers

How to Kill a Mockingbird

Coleman's Mustard

The Sun gives off a Warm and Golden Light not a Hot, Bright White Light

Curious George has a tail

Madonna was born Maria Louise Ciccone

Brussel Sprouts

Original cartoon series of 'Scooby-Doo' - Shaggy has an Adam's apple with a couple of hairs sticking out

Ford logo doesn't have a curly tail on the dash across the 'F'

Wayne's World - Garth has white tape on his glasses

Uncle Sam has red and white stripes on his stovetop hat with a blue band containing stars

The Village People have 5 members

St. Petersburg, Russia is landlocked

Norway doesn't share a border with Russia

The Diary of Anne Frank

Scorpions have 6 legs and 2 pinchers

Queen 'We Are the Champion' - "Of the World" are the lyrics that end the song from their album 'News of the World'

Sri Lanka is directly south of India with a couple of tiny chain islands leading to the island

XBOX - 'B' in XBOX title doesn't have a tail in the middle

The Eurythmics - "Sweet Dreams are made of These"

Phil Collins 'In the Air tonight' - "Hold On"

Gordon's Fish Sticks

JFK was the youngest US President to take office

Prince 'Let's Go Crazy!' opening words "Dearly Beloved, we're gathered here today to Celebrate this thing called Life"

Charles Schultz wrote and illustrated 'Peanuts' with Snoopy and Charlie Brown

MacDonald's

No one died inside the pentagon on 9/11 because that wing was being renovated at the time

PHILLIPS

Horses have large round to oval pupils

Arthur Guiness signed a 999 year lease

Johnny Walker

Pulp Fiction - 'MRWOLF' Licence Plate

Risky Business - Black Ray-bans and a white button up shirt in living room dance scene Sex in the City

Tony the Tiger's nose is black

Daylight Savings Time

James Bond 'Moonraker' - Dolly has braces

Cheez-Its

Iron Brew

DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency

John Deer

Hyroid bone

Lord of the Rings - "Run you Fools"

Jiffy peanut butter

The Rum Diaries by Hunter S. Thompson

Vasoline

SKETCHERS shoes

Herbal Essence

Eli Whitney was an African American who invented the cotton gin

Bruce Springsteen - 'Born in the USA' album cover - blue jeans with a red bandana hanging out the right back pocket

'A.I.' quote at the end of the movie - "What day is today?" "It's my Birthday"

Haley's comet

Cannon cameras

Moog Lil' Phatty 

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman

Moses depicted as holy person in art - no horns on head

King Tut has a snake on his headdress

Disney's Alice in Wonderland - "We're all mad here"

Tweedledee and Tweedledum have propellers on their caps

The Panama Canal runs roughly East-West not roughly North-South

Toy Story - "There's a Snake in my Boot"

Skyrim - "I took an arrow to the knee"

"Nobody does it like Sara Lee"

Disney's 'Sword in the Stone' - he pulls the sword from the stone

I spent my youth in organized religion. The King James Version of the Bible (1611 version or current version) does not contain the following: the Matrix, STUFF, Fryingpan, Unicorns, Cockatrices, Satyrs, Slime, Aliens, Round Tires, Mufflers, Bonnets, Manifold, Highways, two Lionlike men of Moab, Tables of the Covenant

Book of Revelations

God does not have horns coming out of his hand

"I am the way, the Truth and the Light"

The Lion and the Lamb shall feed together

The Ten Commandments were written on stone tablets

Mary Magdalene doesn't have seven devils released from her

Noah, family and critters do not board the Ark twice. God does not say to bring seven of every clean beast and two of every unclean beast onto the ARK.

Apostle Paul doesn't rob other churches, taking wages of them, to do Jesus service

Jesus is not known as Justus

Jesus was not hung from a tree

Books of Habakkuk, Haggai, Nahum and Zephaniah are not in the Bible

Nobody openeth the Matrix

"Faith, Hope, Charity, Love; but the Greatest of all is LOVE" "And ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall Set you Free"

Chartreuse

BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

What if I told you that the World you know is just an illusion, that none of this is Real - Morpheus