Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated

i like pineapple on pizza. 

ham, mushroom, and pineapple is actually one of my favourite pizzas

Hahahahaha, What a doozie! This page has been great so far but that is just the cherry on top!

that post just gets wittier and wittier with every repetition.

wot your on post? sort it out m8

pizza is china's worst invention

pizza has contributed to the obesity and diabetes crisis more than any other food or beverage ever, but because humans are so weak minded we still eat pizza like its the healthiest thing in the world

ill never feed my kids pizza i dont care how much they want it

lol

deer pls its an open cheese sandwich

i fully endorse this thread

pineapple is also an abomination in stir-fries or curries, and on burgers

pineapple + heat + savoury foods = wrong

  On 6/18/2017 at 1:17 AM, ieafs said:

can we leave pizza worship to die with bacon worship in the dustbin of the 00s?

  On 6/18/2017 at 1:17 AM, ieafs said:

can we leave pizza worship to die with bacon worship in the dustbin of the 00s?

i dont know why westerners love bacon so much, i recently took a 24andme test and it turns out i am 80% sub-saharan africa which explains why i dont like bacon, we africans hate salty foods yo!!! we like da fruits!! 

i pick the pineapple from the tree first.

This thread is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated on itself.

Stop trying to put fruit where it doesn't belong, dammit

Ok, I admit, it can be done well. The problem is pineapples have too much moisture for a pizza topping and that fucks everything else up. Some people realize this, and get that moisture the fuck out before throwing it on a pizza. But the sad truth is they are the exception and not the rule. It's not worth the risk of ruining an otherwise perfectly good pizza.

I never much cared for pineapples on pizza either, but there are literally far worse acts that humanity has perpetrated. I will not name them because I don't want to make this thread depressing. But you get the idea.

e.g. casu marzu

  On 6/18/2017 at 1:17 AM, ieafs said:

can we leave pizza worship to die with bacon worship in the dustbin of the 00s?

  y    e     s 

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it. Disliking hawaiian pizza is literally a litmus test for inbreeding in your bloodline. If you don't like pineapple on pizza, you only listen to billboard's top 40. You also wear one of those blue cookie monster hats that walmart sells. Your strict diet of ramen noodles, kraft singles, and ketchup packets has rendered your palette absolutely useless, keeping you from comprehending such complexities. When speaking against pineapple on pizza, you are discrediting any opinion you've ever given and invalidating the privilege to speak for the rest of your shit-kicking existence

Mods delete this abomination of a thread POST HASTE

^^^ this guy F*U*C*K*S!*!

pizza is just fancy toast idk why you get upset about fancy toast

  On 6/18/2017 at 7:32 AM, BoomTssPhace said:

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it.

Not necessarily. What proof do you have that there's any correlation between pizza topping preferences and political affiliation?

I love pineapple on Pizza.

  On 6/18/2017 at 7:32 AM, BoomTssPhace said:

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it. Disliking hawaiian pizza is literally a litmus test for inbreeding in your bloodline. If you don't like pineapple on pizza, you only listen to billboard's top 40. You also wear one of those blue cookie monster hats that walmart sells. Your strict diet of ramen noodles, kraft singles, and ketchup packets has rendered your palette absolutely useless, keeping you from comprehending such complexities. When speaking against pineapple on pizza, you are discrediting any opinion you've ever given and invalidating the privilege to speak for the rest of your shit-kicking existence

 

Mods delete this abomination of a thread POST HASTE