Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated

Ive never had a Florentine cus im not a fan of y o l k, but as ive got older my tastes have changed.  So I would be well up for trying it now. Although fuck olives because they are g r o s s.

I've never understood chicken or salmon on pizza cause it seems like it would dry out. 

Squee, I too, like to get down and dirty with some spanking four cheese overloads.


More than all of this bullshit, what about HOW you eat pizza? Do you use knife and fork or eat slices with your  (clean) hands?


 

Fork and knife pizza eaters are LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER

Yeah, you grab that shit with your fingers, fold it, and eat. Easy.

  On 6/19/2017 at 8:29 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

Fork and knife pizza eaters are LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER

T H A N K Y O U 

unless you do this

lol the look on his face. 

I believe that pic is prime photo-shop material 

You'd have to be insane to eat a pizza like Trump.

We need a poll:

whats worse:
eating pizza with hands
eating pizza knife and fork
eating pizza crust first

"I'd like to order a bigly pizza with extra covfefe for delivery pls"

  On 6/19/2017 at 9:01 PM, nexxxus666 said:

We need a poll:

 

whats worse:

eating pizza with hands

eating pizza knife and fork

eating pizza crust first

b and c

edit: didnt see it says 'worse'

  On 6/19/2017 at 7:54 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

The 2016 election would have been so much better sprinkled with pineapple! 

 

this makes me want to watch Pee-Wee's Playhouse really badly

I was with someone who thought i was basically a low class animal because I ate pizza without a knife and fork

  On 6/19/2017 at 2:54 PM, span said:

yeah salmon on pizza should be good but it'd also be a waste (or really crappy salmon)

  On 6/19/2017 at 2:50 PM, hello spiral said:

!

 

Seafood is one of my staple pizza orders. Salmon is kinda rich for pizza imo but would be interesting. I usually get them to replace the tuna with anchovies.

  On 6/19/2017 at 2:59 PM, sweepstakes said:

Yeah why don't you just put the salmon on a sushi roll or at least a god damn bagel. When did pizza become a toilet that you just throw random fucking scraps on?

  On 6/19/2017 at 9:02 PM, ambermonk said:

"I'd like to order a bigly pizza with extra covfefe for delivery pls"

http://www.theonion.com/article/little-caesars-marketing-new-marshmallows-n-gravy--56252

Thank god we at least agree on no forks.

Last time I had Little Caesars pizza it gave me excretory problems. Ironic considering I thought there was sentimental value to the franchise from childhood until my latest experience.
 

  On 6/19/2017 at 9:07 PM, nexxxus666 said:

I was with someone who thought i was basically a low class animal because I ate pizza without a knife and fork

Eating pizza using silverware is bullshit. Next time that someone gives you flak about it, lob that pizza right at their fucking face - clown style.

  On 6/19/2017 at 9:30 PM, ambermonk said:

Last time I had Little Caesars pizza it gave me excretory problems. Ironic considering I thought there was sentimental value to the franchise from childhood until my latest experience.

 

  On 6/19/2017 at 9:07 PM, nexxxus666 said:

I was with someone who thought i was basically a low class animal because I ate pizza without a knife and fork

Eating pizza using silverware is bullshit. Next time that someone gives you flak about it, lob that pizza right at their fucking face - clown style.

he was a realllllll piece of s h i t 

wow we do actually agree on something this is beautiful

Eating authentic thin crust Italian style pizza with a knife and fork is tolerable. Greasy American style pizza must be eaten by hand.

wait, trump doesnt use silverware but plasticware!? 

*pukes*

hes a monster that needs stopping

  On 6/19/2017 at 9:11 PM, doublename said:

 

I used to literally wack it in the oven 

 

Not eating at whole foods anymore i guess

lol

It's organic though

what do you guys think about cheese stuffed pizza crust?

cheese stuffed crust is the chlamydia of pizza crusts and should be avoided 

no amount of pizza is gonna fill this empty void