Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated

look at her tho spi red hair ffs

I see now how much you people needed me.

I'll sometimes order the worst pizza... I know it's terrible, but I like it. It's got some cheap as chicken on it and pineapple. And that's it. I'll then smother it in Sriracha to keep the train wreck going.

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:13 PM, Squee said:

I'll sometimes order the worst pizza... I know it's terrible, but I like it. It's got some cheap as chicken on it and pineapple. And that's it. I'll then smother it in Sriracha to keep the train wreck going.

The nihilism of our times 

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:15 PM, nexxxus666 said:

 

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:13 PM, Squee said:

I'll sometimes order the worst pizza... I know it's terrible, but I like it. It's got some cheap as chicken on it and pineapple. And that's it. I'll then smother it in Sriracha to keep the train wreck going.

 

The nihilism of our times 

 

Sometimes it's good to punish yourself.

*self spanks*

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:13 PM, Squee said:

I'll sometimes order the worst pizza... I know it's terrible, but I like it. It's got some cheap as chicken on it and pineapple. And that's it. I'll then smother it in Sriracha to keep the train wreck going.

Jesus endured less.

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:22 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

 

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:13 PM, Squee said:

I'll sometimes order the worst pizza... I know it's terrible, but I like it. It's got some cheap as chicken on it and pineapple. And that's it. I'll then smother it in Sriracha to keep the train wreck going.

 

Jesus endured less.

 

It's not like I'm cramming an actual pineapple up my ass. Like they did with Jesus.

  On 6/18/2017 at 12:13 PM, Squee said:

I'll sometimes order the worst pizza... I know it's terrible, but I like it. It's got some cheap as chicken on it and pineapple. And that's it. I'll then smother it in Sriracha to keep the train wreck going.

cat o' pine tails

#prayforsquee

  On 6/18/2017 at 7:50 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 6/18/2017 at 7:32 AM, BoomTssPhace said:

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it.

Not necessarily. What proof do you have that there's any correlation between pizza topping preferences and political affiliation?

 

Yes actually, there are studies here and here

  On 6/18/2017 at 7:44 AM, nexxxus666 said:

 

pizza is just fancy toast idk why you get upset about fancy toast

toast is pretty amazing as well, maybe we should start a toast thread :thinking3:

pineapple on toast?

hula burger

  On 6/18/2017 at 3:39 PM, caze said:

i am fully erect

Surprised nobody has posted this to soothe Dan C's restless heart;

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/10/sam-panapoulos-inventor-of-hawaiian-pizza-dies-aged-83

  On 6/18/2017 at 5:20 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Surprised nobody has posted this to soothe Dan C's restless heart;

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/10/sam-panapoulos-inventor-of-hawaiian-pizza-dies-aged-83

 I considered it! thanks Leon.

RIP to Sam Panopoulos, inventor of the most controversial pizza topping combination of the modern age. The Hawaiian pizza was piloted in Toronto and Detroit, then seeped its horrible juices worldwide, infecting the hearts and minds of thousands, possibly millions, though of course millions of people could not possibly go for such flavors. Anyway RIP Sir, you surely made your mark. 

best toppings ever

I love pizza hawaii, about to order one with gorgonzola added to it. 

rip(rip in pineapples)