Shoutout to all the YouTube and Reddit users who are sincere in their posts but get drowned out by all the pretentious clout-chasers in the top comments.

Also it's time to take a piss.

If Jesus was so powerful, why couldn’t he fly? 

who would have thought that such a shitty punk rock band like NOFX (one of my favorite bands) would write such an intricate time sig on one of their songs...

this melodie is in 7/4 but the drums keep playing a binary 4/4 so they only match up after two melodie bars and not on one like you would expect...

in the first melodie bar the drums start with a kick followed by a snare (kick snare kick snare kick snare kick) so that in the second melodie bar the drums start on the snare followed by the kick (snare kick snare kick snare kick snare)

the chorus is a simple 6/4...

mind-blowing... oh and the song is pretty badass...

I've been feeling that thingie that you guys mentioned a while ago... a vibration on my leg in the pocket where I keep my phone, even if I don't have the phone there...

  On 8/8/2022 at 9:37 PM, cruising for burgers said:

I've been feeling that thingie that you guys mentioned a while ago... a vibration on my leg in the pocket where I keep my phone, even if I don't have the phone there...

interestingly enough, that stopped happening to me awhile back. maybe it was transferred over to you now. enjoy it while it lasts. ha!

  On 8/8/2022 at 9:53 PM, zero said:

interestingly enough, that stopped happening to me awhile back. maybe it was transferred over to you now. enjoy it while it lasts. ha!

thanks?!?!?

I thought for sure I was gonna end up napping after work today, after a rainy, physically strenuous day. But I ended up not napping. Maybe I'll sleep better tonight as a result, I dunno.

  On 7/28/2022 at 1:59 AM, brian trageskin said:

I decided to piss myself off writing in English on watmm, my English is too approximate and I always end up saying bullshit that I didn't want to say, and that doesn't even reflect my thoughts, just because I'm more concerned by writing grammatically correct sentences in English that really reflect what I have to say.
 

I speak it natively and have this issue sometimes. I'll read an old post and it's like the way i wrote it doesn't reflect what i was feeling accurately.... at all. It'll look like I was angry about something I wasn't, that kinda thing, due to the directness and whatnot. It's important to be observant of it because all the other person can do is read what it is you say and judge from it whereas you have a lot more to go off of and are having to translate it into this  writing thing with rules and conventions others can read. At the end of the day if you are tired or something it's easy to mistranslate what you are thinking.

saw a billboard recently while driving in east Texas saying something like we need to take back America, put an end to socialism / communism in the US right now! I immediately thought of a certain unnamed watmm member. then I laughed at the whole thing, how ridiculous it all is.

At some point within the last 5 years, cheese went from being universally on top of the patty, to below it.  I don't know how or why, but any time I see an ad for a burger, or order one, the cheese is mysteriously below the patty.  Was there a petition about this?  An influencial meme?  Which restaurant was the first to make the transition, and when?  I want answers.

"what if I told you..."

  On 8/12/2022 at 2:07 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

At some point within the last 5 years, cheese went from being universally on top of the patty, to below it.  I don't know how or why, but any time I see an ad for a burger, or order one, the cheese is mysteriously below the patty.  Was there a petition about this?  An influencial meme?  Which restaurant was the first to make the transition, and when?  I want answers.

"what if I told you..."

Maybe your burger is upside down?

is Tampa, Florida cool? I think the turn around of my next ship is gonna be there...

Women seem to find me more attractive than I do. Maybe I should stop doubting myself.

(I got no issues staying single tho)

  On 8/20/2022 at 9:00 PM, ambermonke said:

Women seem to find me more attractive than I do. Maybe I should stop doubting myself.

(I got no issues staying single tho)

that could be part of it. some people respond to be ignored or when someone is indifferent to them. 

but follow your instincts. well.. idk.. my instincts are bad when it comes to relationships,.. so is my advice probably. 

thought: i like the smell of people smoking weed. i wish someone would make weed incense.. not "weed flavored" but w/actual weed so i can enjoy that. my ex was a daily smoker and i miss the weed smell. i smoked weed the other day.. just a tiny bit of a pinner. it was good. then i smoked some more and had mega heartburn and tension so i guess 50/50 but i liked smelling it in the house.

  On 7/28/2022 at 1:59 AM, brian trageskin said:

I decided to piss myself off writing in English on watmm, my English is too approximate and I always end up saying bullshit that I didn't want to say, and that doesn't even reflect my thoughts, just because I'm more concerned by writing grammatically correct sentences in English that really reflect what I have to say. From now on, all my posts will be written in French, my mother tongue, then translated into English by google translate. nothing to jerk off that google translate does not necessarily translate well, it will always be more faithful to my thinking than the stupid posts that I spend forever pissing me off writing, all for a result that systematically disappoints me. and FYI, I won't even bother modifying the google translations, moreover I won't even read the translations, I'll just copy and paste and basta. in short, here it is. you are made aware. it gives you a fucking nice leg, I know. Anyway, here it is, this is my first post written in French and translated by google translate. with that, long live the fresh ham and more for new adventures.

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either the google traduction is pretty accurate, or it's you making a joke and didn't used google translate at all.

.... though ,i don't get the "long live the fresh ham" thing

  On 8/20/2022 at 11:06 PM, neurone said:

either the google traduction is pretty accurate, or it's you making a joke and didn't used google translate at all.

.... though ,i don't get the "long live the fresh ham" thing

no, it's really the raw translation from google translate, just like this post. long live the fresh ham: I just typed the first sentence that came to mind, no need to look for meaning. I'm an artist (in my imagination - in real life I'm just a wanker, lol). toothpaste.

xclnt

  On 8/20/2022 at 11:46 PM, brian trageskin said:

it's really the raw translation from google translate,

yes, I should have guessed indeed, because I realised   " ca vous faut une belle jambe " translated in "it gives you a nice leg"

but this means nothing in english. a real human  traduction would say "you just don't care about it" 

anyway , nevermind, as soon as it works for what you have to say in there. cheers.

Q - "do you listen to Korn?"

A - "ah, no.. i try to only listen to good music"

Never thought I'd be a chinos guy, but am trying to outgrow my lifelong denim habit, and I gotta say: these new pants give me a fucking nice leg. 

Today I decided to browse Reddit for the first time in over a month, only to be reminded why I stopped using it. So I re-uninstalled the mobile app shortly after reinstalling.

                                          EAT SHIT AND DIE LIVE!      

NHS patients struggling with superbugs to be offered poo transplants

Revolutionary treatment for C diff infections that transfers gut bacteria from healthy faeces given the green light by Nice

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/31/nhs-patients-struggling-with-superbugs-to-be-offered-poo-transplants

Hundreds of patients struggling to ward off superbugs are to be treated with poo transplants on the NHS using gut bacteria taken from healthy donors’ faeces.

The National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (Nice), the health regulator, has given the green light for a faecal microbiota transplant (FMT) to be offered to people who have been treated for two or more Clostridium difficile (C diff) infections without success.

The revolutionary treatment aims to restore a healthy population of gut bacteria in sick patients by transferring a batch of different gut bacteria and other microorganisms from healthy donor poo into the gut of the recipient.

C diff is a type of bacteria that can cause diarrhoea, and often affects people who have been taking antibiotics. People are more likely to get a C diff infection if they are over 65, have been staying in hospital or a care home for a long time, or if they have a weakened immune system – for example, from having a long-term condition such as diabetes or kidney failure, or treatments including chemotherapy.

It can usually be treated with a different type of antibiotic but is referred to as a superbug due to its resistance to treatment in some instances.

Nice said clinical trials showed that FMT treatments are significantly better than antibiotics alone at resolving a stubborn C diff infection.

The health regulator said it had been presented with evidence that the treatment could save the NHS thousands of pounds. It may also mean patients could take fewer antibiotics and experience a better quality of life after treatment, it added.

The new bacteria can be delivered through a tube inserted directly into the stomach through the nose, or alternatively be deposited directly into the colon through a tube or swallowed via a pill.

Mark Chapman, interim director of medical technology at Nice, said: “There is currently a need for an effective treatment of C diff in people who have had two or more rounds of antibiotics.

“Our committee’s recommendation of this innovative treatment will provide another tool for health professionals to use in the fight against this infection, while at the same time balancing the need to offer the best care with value for money.

“Use of this treatment will also help reduce the reliance on antibiotics and in turn reduce the chances of antimicrobial resistance, which supports Nice’s guidance on good antimicrobial stewardship.”

Nice said it made its decision after reviewing evidence from five trials of 274 adults.

The data showed that more C diff infections were resolved with FMT than antibiotic treatment in four of the trials and there was no difference in the other. FMT can lead to different levels of clinical cure depending on how the treatment is given but it could resolve up to 94% of infections, Nice said.

Modelling shows that poo transplants are cheaper than treatment with almost all antibiotics. They save the NHS about £769 if given using a colonoscopy, and as much as £8,297 if administered using an oral capsule. It costs £1,287 per patient more if given as an enema. But FMT via enema would only be an option for the minority who cannot have FMT by another route, Nice said.

Nice estimates that 450 to 500 people in England could be treated using FMT for multiple recurrences of C diff infections each year.

It said that a strict donor screening programme should be in place and that treatments should be manufactured in accordance with human medicine regulations.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/31/nhs-patients-struggling-with-superbugs-to-be-offered-poo-transplants

                                                           baby hippos, elephants, koalas and pandas already eat their mother's feces for healthy bacteria

                                                                                                       bon appétit

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FRANKFURT/LONDON, Aug 31 (Reuters) - Russia halted gas supplies via Europe's key supply route on Wednesday, intensifying an economic battle between Moscow and Brussels and raising the prospects of recession and energy rationing in some of the region's richest countries.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/new-russia-gas-halt-tighten-energy-screws-europe-2022-08-30/

.eu needs to clap back on this savagery 

  On 8/25/2022 at 6:01 AM, ambermonke said:

could mean sad news - I may have to retire from Dank Meme duties here. Unless I can find a viable alternative source of dank memes.

hey mr. ambre, iDon't use rebbit or tumdlr apps.

4 mimz, iJsut bookmark good pages, then control/click to view image page, & copypaste in ((::