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  On 12/2/2018 at 12:31 PM, Lewps said:

being morbidly obese would be so comfortable

You would think that people would start getting uncomfortable somewhere on the way to being morbidly obese and like, eat some fuckin broccoli or salmon instead of entire cows and donuts.

According to my BMI I'm morbidly obese. :shrugs:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 12/2/2018 at 12:31 PM, Lewps said:

being morbidly obese would be so comfortable 

Naw, it wouldn't. Lack of energy, depression, irritability, shortness of breath, clothes feeling tight...these are among the reasons I'm still keeping a steady gym routine going on 8 months now.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 12/2/2018 at 12:31 PM, Lewps said:

being morbidly obese would be so comfortable 

 

I'm guessing you can ride on of those strollers for the morbidly obese without being morbidly obese if that's your thing... otherwise I dont know what would be comfortable about having to carry around a hundred kilos of lard

the pissy chafing thighs/shitty buttocks and sleep apnea/breathing problems tho. I don't think you're ever that comfortable

  On 12/2/2018 at 8:49 PM, Stickfigger said:

and its never cold outside , or anywhere, if you're really quite fat

 

just last night a bunch of us were outside, everyone was really cold and my friend's (rather large) girlfriend goes "really? I'm a bit hot even" and everyone went "really? wow! but how! it's freezing cold!" etc... This went on for a few minutes

 

kinda related pointless though: a lot of my friend's / acquaintaince's SOs are really similar to said friends' parents. I see a lot of my dad in my sister's boyfriend. Of course this is well known, the ol Freud joke etc. but it's still odd/fun seeing it in the flesh

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  On 12/2/2018 at 6:11 PM, Rubin Farr said:

 

  On 10/30/2018 at 6:55 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Radio station bans this song bc it promotes sexual assault:

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/12/01/us/baby-its-cold-outside-cleveland-radio-trnd/index.html

 

 

lol my band mate wanted to cover this for Christmas a couple years back, and I was like "nah, it's too rape-y... would be pretty funny though."  In retrospect we should have done it.

  On 12/2/2018 at 8:07 PM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 12/2/2018 at 12:31 PM, Lewps said:

being morbidly obese would be so comfortable 

Naw, it wouldn't. Lack of energy, depression, irritability, shortness of breath, clothes feeling tight...these are among the reasons I'm still keeping a steady gym routine going on 8 months now.

 

I'm talkin if you never had to get up again and you could just wallow in your pillowy silky smooth fat folds - congrats on maintaining a gym routine

  On 12/2/2018 at 10:40 PM, Lewps said:

 

  On 12/2/2018 at 8:07 PM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 12/2/2018 at 12:31 PM, Lewps said:

being morbidly obese would be so comfortable 

Naw, it wouldn't. Lack of energy, depression, irritability, shortness of breath, clothes feeling tight...these are among the reasons I'm still keeping a steady gym routine going on 8 months now.

 

I'm talkin if you never had to get up again and you could just wallow in your pillowy silky smooth fat folds - congrats on maintaining a gym routine

 

It would be a deceptively slow and awful way to die tho. And thanks btw :)

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 12/2/2018 at 10:30 PM, Stickfigger said:

 

  On 12/2/2018 at 5:37 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

According to my BMI I'm morbidly obese. :shrugs:

What size NTS shirt did u get ?

 

lol 

 

I didn't get one but if I had to I'd have to get an XL probably. Some brands XXL. 

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Maybe it's all the fat in your brain that makes you unable to process the NTS sessions and opn?

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 12/3/2018 at 4:26 PM, Gocab said:

Maybe it's all the fat in your brain that makes you unable to process the NTS sessions and opn?

Who said I was fat?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Your BMI

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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Brain Mass Index

 

 

nah, I could lose a couple lbs but I'm still around 19% body fat, at just under 6' tall so I'm certainly not morbidly obese lol. BMI seems to be, I don't know... a weird measurement/off or something for a lot of people.

 

For example, at 6' tall, 190lbs would be a BMI of 26 making you overweight. At 190lbs I would look like a stick person. Apparently to have a healthy BMI I would need to be 182lbs. I read that as: have next to zero lean muscle mass. 

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

lol

 

We use metric over here for pretty much everything with a few exceptions that come to mind. 

 

Black market/drugs, body weight, curb weight for vehicles, meat and produce in the grocery stores. These things will usually be listed in metric but everyone still says lbs and ounces. Noone says "I want a half kg steak pls".

 

 

^ my pointless observation of today.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Certain non-metric measures are very common even in places that traditionally use the metric system. Here you'd also ask for a pound of steak even though it wouldn't be weird to ask for half a kilo of steak.

 

^ my even more pointless answer to a pointless observation

I don't see what Bowel Movement Intelligence has to do with obesity.  I happen to have a very high BMI and have been skinny my whole life.

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