Your pointless thoughts & observations

  On 12/3/2018 at 11:51 PM, yek said:

I use feet to measure my dick..

that's a very specific version of a foot fetish but ok :)

lolol

Haha

Small foot?

Also, if a pound steak is half a kilogram, isnt a pound just a short cut for a metric value? Non-metric is that nonsense that has no correspondence with the metric. Stones, feet, thumbs and whatnot. And King Henry's dicksize must be a measure as well in the non-metric system.

Unliss his girth was a full hand and the lenght a foot and a couple of thumbs, of course. King Henry must have had his bragging rights in those pre #metoo days.

Refried beans are a conspiracy.  I'm not at all convinced those beens have been fried before, and you should at least give me the option of just regular fried beans.

I just discovered the Eno/Lanois album "Hybrid" earlier today. 

I thought it was really good.

I think having peanut butter stuck permanently to the roof of your mouth could be used as a mild form of torture

why are pitted olives olives that have the pits removed? It seems like it should be olives that still have the pits in them, or they should call them "pitless" olives

  On 12/5/2018 at 4:19 PM, T3551ER said:

why are pitted olives olives that have the pits removed? It seems like it should be olives that still have the pits in them, or they should call them "pitless" olives

same goes for the word "shelled", which apparently means de-shelled for nuts:

^ yeah, the word invaluable drove me nuts as a kid.  Still don't like it but will use it if I have to.

Also, since the advent of the internet age people have misused the word disinterested so much that it's become an acceptable synonym for uninterested.

(Apologies if any of y'all are disinterested in this word stuff)

  On 12/5/2018 at 4:19 PM, T3551ER said:

why are pitted olives olives that have the pits removed? It seems like it should be olives that still have the pits in them, or they should call them "pitless" olives

I ran into this problem last week when someone put green olives in my salad and didn't specify if they still had pits. A heads up would have been nice.

*unpeels banana*

As long as pitted olives don't have piss in them, that's all that matters.

  On 12/5/2018 at 6:59 PM, manmower said:

*unpeels banana*

*unzips cherimoya*

Skinned bananas

  On 12/5/2018 at 4:42 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

^ yeah, the word invaluable drove me nuts as a kid.  Still don't like it but will use it if I have to.

 

Also, since the advent of the internet age people have misused the word disinterested so much that it's become an acceptable synonym for uninterested.

 

(Apologies if any of y'all are disinterested in this word stuff)

My chewing-tinfoil of grammar that only reared its ugly head in the internet age is 'on accident' and its variants.

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Reminds me of a story I heard from a colleague. Colleague's Mum was a nurse in a mental health facility. Admitted a young girl (early 20s) who'd had some kind of psychotic breakdown. They placed her on 24hr suicide watch. 10hrs in, colleague's Mum's relief turns up. They're both out of the room for 5mins tops doing a handover. When the other nurse went in, this girl had pulled one of her eyeballs out and ate it.

She also apparently said "the Devil made me do it"

  On 12/6/2018 at 11:03 AM, hello spiral said:

Reminds me of a story I heard from a colleague. Colleague's Mum was a nurse in a mental health facility. Admitted a young girl (early 20s) who'd had some kind of psychotic breakdown. They placed her on 24hr suicide watch. 10hrs in, colleague's Mum's relief turns up. They're both out of the room for 5mins tops doing a handover. When the other nurse went in, this girl had pulled one of her eyeballs out and ate it.

She also apparently said "the Devil made me do it"

Friend of my wife's, her schizophrenic brother cut off his own hand, and it was either because the Devil or Jesus told him to do it, can't remember which. I guess the Devil makes more sense, but I could have sworn it was Jeebus. I'll have to ask again

  On 12/6/2018 at 12:08 PM, eczem said:

 

  On 12/6/2018 at 11:03 AM, hello spiral said:

Reminds me of a story I heard from a colleague. Colleague's Mum was a nurse in a mental health facility. Admitted a young girl (early 20s) who'd had some kind of psychotic breakdown. They placed her on 24hr suicide watch. 10hrs in, colleague's Mum's relief turns up. They're both out of the room for 5mins tops doing a handover. When the other nurse went in, this girl had pulled one of her eyeballs out and ate it.

She also apparently said "the Devil made me do it"

Friend of my wife's, her schizophrenic brother cut off his own hand, and it was either because the Devil or Jesus told him to do it, can't remember which. I guess the Devil makes more sense, but I could have sworn it was Jeebus. I'll have to ask again

 

You know, I don't recall the Satanic Bible condoning anything about mutilating yourself.

Old Testament God = Jerkass Homer Simpson/Marlo Stanfield/Ralphie from The Sopranos

sidechain expanding is underrated

Yeah, sad thing is those verses are New Testament lol. Probably going to have to expand to God in general is an ass.

The sea on the cover of Springsteen’s Tunnel of Love isn’t level.

I'm disappointed with the music loop vids out there, where someone takes a section of a song and loops it for 1-10 hours.  No one ever chooses the most optimal loop points that would lead to the most hilarious results.  I might have to start a youtube channel for this express purpose, since no one else seems to be getting it right.