Your pointless thoughts & observations

The other day I left the house to go walk and take pictures of things. Spotify on my phone started weirdly acting up on the way to the trail I was going to. It would pause, I would unpause, then a few seconds later it would do it again. Then it even started skipping to different tracks in my playlist, and pausing again, etc. This continued for a little while. So I closed the app, restarted, and it worked smoothly after that. This confused me but I went about my day.

 

Later in the day I get back to my house, walk in my room and my cat is on top of my monitor (speaker), next to my laptop. My laptop is open, which I never do because said cat likes to lay on it. And then I immediately have an AHA moment. My cat was trying to play chaos DJ with my music while I was miles away from my home. I left Spotify open and prominent on the laptop, sure enough. 

 

Also there were like 4 programs open that I never use and the whole display was oriented sideways. Bad cat.

lmao

Ive seen a record with a lock of RDJ's hair included

1. I saw a vid from 3 years ago that depicted what Earth would look like if all polar ice had melted. And the state of Florida would be completely submerged.

2. Supposedly some experts believe that nuclear power will be a viable option in diverting from carbon-based fuels in combating climate change. But what if a nuclear-powered car got in a high-speed collision...

3. Perhaps when Earth goes tits up in its ability to sustain carbon-based life millions of years down the road, we will have engineered a fully autonomous kingdom of inorganic lifeforms evolved from robots. And they might have reached other star systems by then. But obviously this is wild speculation.

The Earth will one day become covered in a gigantic sentient mushroom that contains the souls of all humans who lived on Earth. Once Christ devours the entire thing, all souls will be at rest at 3AM in a Bojangles in Raleigh, North Carolina. 

What if Jesus Christ's actual name was Jesus Chris and the extra T was merely a typo?  Chris almighty,  For Chris' sake,  Merry Chrismas...

 

Wouldn't that be something.

what if his real name was Bob?

  On 1/8/2019 at 6:08 AM, Candiru said:

The Earth will one day become covered in a gigantic sentient mushroom that contains the souls of all humans who lived on Earth. Once Christ devours the entire thing, all souls will be at rest at 3AM in a Bojangles in Raleigh, North Carolina.

 

aka neon genesis evangelion

  On 1/8/2019 at 6:56 AM, yek said:

what if his real name was Bob?

His real name is Wagon

Ha!

Oh man, the idea of someone naming their kid Wagon is more funny than I am able to justify.  Or a dog/cat/anything.  I'm definitely going to name something Wagon at some point.

I mean, that's Luke's kid's name?

 

Wagon Christ Vibert

Edited January 9, 2019 by Bulk VanderHooj

I hope so.

  On 1/9/2019 at 10:27 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

I mean, that's Luke's kid's name?

 

Wagon Christ Vibert

I always thought Luke's kid's name was Lukid

My Cunt Scars gets the prize I think.  That's so good it almost had to be a deliberate choice by the owner.  My friend's mathbook in elementary school (no idea what grade) had the name "Mike Hunt" in the top corner of one of the first pages.  Possibly he became a car dealer later in life.

  On 1/10/2019 at 10:35 PM, Stickfigger said:

There's a car dealer here called "Mike Hunt's Cars" which always made me laugh because you know , "My Cunt's Cars".... people driving around with those stickers on it always gave me a chuckle .

I was discussing it with a friend and when i said "Mike Hunt's Cars", he said "oh yeah lol! , My Cunt Scars is so funny!"

So which is it then , which is funnier , and what does this say about you ?

Sadly, a kid named Mike Hunt that attended my high school ended his own life. I didn’t know him or why he did that, but I can’t imagine being named Mike Hunt helped. It’s nice to see that the proprietor of the car dealership has embraced it.

Jesus.

 

 

 

 

 

(Chris)

WAGON

it's = it is

its = third person possessive singular neuter pronoun

its'st'n't've'd =

  On 1/11/2019 at 3:47 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Jesus.

 

 

 

 

 

(Chris)

*reekris

  On 1/11/2019 at 9:09 AM, ambermonk said:

it's = it is

 

its = third person possessive singular neuter pronoun

 

its'st'n't've'd =

 

It's steinvord?

Edited January 11, 2019 by Zephyr_Nova

i have a small infant 2nd cousin called, his parents apparently oblivious, chris peacock. 

lol

https://i.imgur.com/0yDzaU4.gifv

I was in elementary school when President Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton had to admit he got a beej from Monica Lewinsky.

 

Whenever someone in school had a birthday, it would be announced over the intercom. As it turns out, our school had a Monica Rowinsky. I wonder if she ended up blowing Trump(eeeewewwwww)

It's unusually difficult to find a picture of a real human urethra via google images. It's mostly medi charts and sex ed posters.