Your pointless thoughts & observations

this a good method thanks

I remember making 'perfume' out of lemons and various ground up garden bits including earthworms and storing it in my fridge. Apparently my dad thought it was leftover salad and ate a fair amount of it.

lol

I wonder if the term "bug" can be applied to both phyla of arthropods and annelids in general vernacular. Seems to be the case here.

I learned on QI that the definition of a bug is an insect that sucks things. That's all I know.

Sounds like my kind of insect. 

There should be a chain supermarket called "Hole Foods" that just sells donuts, bagels, and cheerios-inspired cereal.

Zephyr you're on fire

  On 1/28/2019 at 10:46 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

There should be a chain supermarket called "Hole Foods" that just sells donuts, bagels, and cheerios-inspired cereal.

But some customers may get the wrong idea.

or the right idea ;0

*takes banana peel out of microwave*

*puts cantaloupe in microwave*

  On 1/29/2019 at 9:11 PM, Stickfigger said:

* dangles balls in front of microwave * I'm hoping for either a cheap form of long term contraception , or a super powered child , both will be acceptable

you in a few weeks radiation time?

One day a dyslexic pool attendant with mix up chlorine and chloroform

if you get more intelligent, your inner demons probably do too. so now you can play mental chess with a goddamn genie 

I was just sitting in my room listening to Gorgoroth on headphones. Somehow, over the music, I hear the shrill, yappy voice of Ben Shapiro coming from the kitchen. It was one of my roommates, coming from his phone. I grab my water bottle, so I can go to the kitchen to fill it up and see who the perpetrator is. When I do this, I see it is my roommate Friday(yes his name is fucking Friday) from Africa.(?) He scurried away to his room and turned it off. But he is currently in the bathroom, listening to Ben Shapiro on his phone, while being African.  

Reality is so weird. America. 

  On 2/8/2019 at 3:34 AM, Candiru said:

I was just sitting in my room listening to Gorgoroth on headphones. Somehow, over the music, I hear the shrill, yappy voice of Ben Shapiro coming from the kitchen. It was one of my roommates, coming from his phone. I grab my water bottle, so I can go to the kitchen to fill it up and see who the perpetrator is. When I do this, I see it is my roommate Friday(yes his name is fucking Friday) from Africa.(?) He scurried away to his room and turned it off. But he is currently in the bathroom, listening to Ben Shapiro on his phone, while being African.  

 

Reality is so weird. America. 

Reminds me of a client at work who would bring up politics every time he came in, always demonizing Dems and saying Trump is blessed by God or something. Elderly man, in his 70s I think. Sounded like he's originally from Ghana.

Nice enough fellow, but I had to try my damnedest to keep a straight face and not show any hint of dissent.

There is a successful rapper named Lily Baby that exists irl.

Rain rain come today and wash the bird shit on my car away.

  On 2/8/2019 at 11:21 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

There is a successful rapper named Lil Baby that exists irl.

Fucked up the name earlier. Lily Baby sounds comparatively reasonable.

Do they mind if we call them Eddie Baby?

waiting for lil paedo

  On 2/9/2019 at 12:02 AM, Braintree said:

Do they mind if we call them Eddie Baby?

Lil Baby Daddy

Lil Bum-bum