Your pointless thoughts & observations

It seems like any time a corpse gets aired on TV, it's always a sea mammal.  Land mammal corpses are still taboo, but if it came from the sea check out its cool dead body.

After multiple viewings of each episode there is only one conclusion possible; Peep Show is the funniest show ever created. No other programme has ever offered me so many actual lols per minute, so many cringe induced yelps or so much recognition based groaning, huffing and hysterical head grabbing.  

  On 2/26/2019 at 9:39 PM, ambermonk said:

Still wanna see Train to Busan. The trailer looked cool.

It's great.

For much of her young life, my grandmother slept on a mattress filled with moss.

a buttered up moss mattress sandwich?? a rare delicacy !

I just accidentally swallowed the gum I was chewing and I feel gross.

  On 3/4/2019 at 3:46 AM, usagi said:

I just accidentally swallowed the gum I was chewing and I feel gross.

We'rnt ya told gum sticks in your stomach for 7 years?!?

not what I member so probably not true.

you can save a few seconds of your life if  you start your toilet flush moments before you're done using the restroom

  On 3/3/2019 at 7:55 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

It seems like any time a corpse gets aired on TV, it's always a sea mammal.  Land mammal corpses are still taboo, but if it came from the sea check out its cool dead body.

wow that's an impressive observation imho

Thanks, I have another slightly morbid one today:

On Wikipedia, it's eerie how fast every "is" pertaining to a newly deceased celeb gets changed to "was".

Shower thought from last night:

The most successful meme, in the history of all the memes that have ever existed (and will ever exist): the word "meme" 

For some reason Ganguro girls in Japan remind me of the bearded women in the Windowlicker vid

Money talks. In fact, money screams.

  On 3/7/2019 at 11:14 AM, Stickfigger said:

X% of Y is Y% of X .

a/b * c = c/b * a

(so X% of Y = Y% of X = 1% of X*Y)

a + b = fuck this shit you silly twat

“Øÿåqßßonbçx is edible toothpaste from a chameleon spaceship waffle franchise rainforest with geopolitical aspirations on a molecular level in Balkan cuisine and endangered species such as pangolins in an asteroid circling Titan on the second Tuesday of every month.”

- Mårtïñ Łūthër Kæńggg

Martin Luther Kang

There should be an ironic hipster synth band called Billy Korgin'.

Martin Luther Korg, special edition rhythm machine for black sermons, voice samples provided by whoopy goldberg

Sometimes a bad and a good make an okay (vocal doubling insight, but can be applied to just about anything).

I wish the internet was only Wikipedia

First medicinal cannabis clinic opens in Britain. Costs £600 p/m. Nice 1 Britain.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/britains-first-specialist-medicinal-cannabis-15947611

The was a documentary recently about a couple (from Gogglebox) who had a son that had 100s of seizures a day, any of which could prove fatal and that have left him with brain damage; they met someone in another country who was treated with CBD+THC and his similar number of seizures went down to 3. Great news that this is finally available despite the cost.

Yeah it’s available but the cost is ridiculous. How can it cost that much to make? Smells of tories.

Oh and isn’t Britain one of the worlds largest producers of medicinal cannabis. Happy enough to sell it to the rest of the world but only grudgingly lets its own population have it at an extortionate price. Such good fortune, much great news.