Elon Musk is a Nazi - Is this shitty future real wtf

  On 8/13/2024 at 8:36 PM, Crazing said:

why in amsterdam does every middle class rainbow flag hanging liberal have a tesla?

i mean CONSISTENCY LIBTARDS! please

My household has had 5 EVs since 2017 (2 currently), none of them Teslas.

Sure, in 2015, 2016 there were few options for good EVs except the Model S and X, but now there are tons of options in almost every vehicle category, nearly all of which are better than Tesla in pretty much every way except for the fast-charging network (which will soon be open to everyone).

At this point in time, anyone who gets a Tesla that is not a disciple of Elon is either severely ignorant, a sheep, or still thinks it serves as some sort of a status symbol.

  On 8/14/2024 at 3:54 AM, ignatius said:

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You really can't win can you - whatever they want to do they will do regardless of reality. Just imagine being Khelif. 

  On 8/14/2024 at 8:27 AM, Crazing said:

You really can't win can you - whatever they want to do they will do regardless of reality. Just imagine being Khelif. 

she has the support of her country. if she stays offline she'll be fine i think. social media etc will bring out the weirdos who will attack her relentlessly. 

but yeah, it's gotta be a headfuck to have to deal w/this shit as a human being. 

  On 8/14/2024 at 5:54 PM, ignatius said:

she has the support of her country. if she stays offline she'll be fine i think. social media etc will bring out the weirdos who will attack her relentlessly. 

but yeah, it's gotta be a headfuck to have to deal w/this shit as a human being. 

Just hope they both lose the case

  On 8/13/2024 at 7:53 PM, cern said:

US is so far up in its own ass so I truly believe that Elon Musk gonna be a candidate for the president role. 

You do realize he can’t run for that office, right?

  On 8/14/2024 at 6:52 PM, Rubin Farr said:

You do realize he can’t run for that office, right?

No sorry did not know. 

It is just so frustrating with Elons face just being on the news, feeds, talked about and is on everyone's mind all the time. 
If it is not him then its Tesla.. or Trump.. Hey why not put Elon Musk and Trump together? 
 

  On 8/14/2024 at 6:14 PM, Crazing said:

Just hope they both lose the case

i'm still curious about the outcome of this case and already he's got that case and this one

  On 8/14/2024 at 6:52 PM, Rubin Farr said:

You do realize he can’t run for that office, right?

i'm sure the GOP can let that one issue slide, just this one time

ongoing bullshitery batshittery Mr Show level jokes ensue.. "coupon the movie"

https://www.wsj.com/tech/elon-musks-twitter-takeover-is-now-the-worst-buyout-for-banks-since-the-financial-crisis-3f4272cb

  On 8/20/2024 at 4:50 PM, jaderpansen said:

https://www.wsj.com/tech/elon-musks-twitter-takeover-is-now-the-worst-buyout-for-banks-since-the-financial-crisis-3f4272cb

 

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douchebag banks lose money and can't sell off the debt, and elon looks dumb. indeed, delicious. lol.. fuck the banks.. fuck elon. 

A professor of finance at the University of Chicago goes as far as to say that Twitter is the biggest hung deal by dollar amount of all time. "The loans have weighed on the banks for much longer than other hung deals we’ve seen," Steven Kaplan told the WSJ.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-tesla-stock-twitter

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Usually, telling advertisers to "go fuck themselves" isn't a winning strategy if you're running a social media site that depends on ad revenue.

And X-formerly-Twitter owner Elon Musk is learning this the hard way.

Or if he isn't already, he's about to. Because, as he's suing those advertisers for not buying ads on Twitter — which is exactly what he told them to do — the company is entering some of its worst financial straits yet: in the second quarter, it only made $114 million in revenue in the US, according to internal figures obtained by The New York Times — a 53 percent drop from the same quarter last year.

Now, as Fortune reports, this is so dire that even longtime Tesla investors predict that Musk might have to sell some of his own shares in the automaker to prop up his failing website.

"I would be expecting something between $1 and $2 billion in stock," said Bradford Ferguson, president and chief investment officer of asset manager Halter Ferguson Financial in a YouTube comment on Wednesday, as quoted by Fortune, noting that this could cause the stock to lose between five to ten percent of its value.

 

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now he's likely going to have to sell some tesla stock to dump money into shitter.

Some rich bastard schadenfreude to brighten up your Friday:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/twitter-x-shareholders-court-order-diddy-jack-dorsey-1235085804/

  On 8/23/2024 at 4:19 PM, BobDobalina said:

Some rich bastard schadenfreude to brighten up your Friday:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/twitter-x-shareholders-court-order-diddy-jack-dorsey-1235085804/

These things are always a gamble, and if one has billions of dollars, one can gamble on Musk (he depends on this for his livelihood).

Hopefully this has butthurt enough rich people that Musk will be left in the cold the next time he has to go around holding the donation bin for some dumbass idea.

  On 8/24/2024 at 9:27 PM, ignatius said:

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why do we only have to copy who he's supporting for presidency? shouldn't we all first invent electric cars, teach ourselves rocket engineering and neuroscience and revolutionize travel too? 

weird stuff happening down in south Texas:

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/elon-musk-bust-texas-19718808.php

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For the past week, a giant bronze figure of the SpaceX CEO's head has been spotted around South Texas

reminded me a little of these guys:

  On 8/25/2024 at 10:48 PM, zero said:

weird stuff happening down in south Texas:

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/elon-musk-bust-texas-19718808.php

 

reminded me a little of these guys:

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definitely captured his deuschiness (spelling?)

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A federal judge ordered Tuesday that a list of investors who helped fund Musk’s $44 billion takeover of X, formerly Twitter, in October 2022 be unsealPlatform X (formerly Twitter) was forced by an American court to disclose its investors as part of a lawsuit filed by former employees. The list of investors who enabled Elon Musk to take over the platform includes a fund associated with Putin's oligarchs.ed. Buried among the lengthy list of nearly 100 investors are several particularly troubling figures.

...one particular fund drew significant attention: it involves the sons of Russian oligarchs closely associated with Vladimir Putin.

Specifically, this is about the 8VC Opportunities Fund II. On the fund's website, Denis Aven and Jack Moszkowicz are listed in the staff section. They are the sons of oligarchs Petr Aven and Vadim Moszkowicz. Petr Aven, a Russian billionaire and founder of Alfa Group, is described as "one of Putin's main portfolios." He is subject to sanctions imposed on Russia due to the war in Ukraine.

Vadim Moszkowicz made his fortune in the agricultural industry and is part of Putin's inner circle, which is why he has also been subjected to Western sanctions

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https://essanews.com/court-orders-x-to-reveal-investors-links-to-putins-allies-found,7063945661912705a

so Elon has Russian oligarchs help him finance the twitter takeover- what a surprise 

  On 8/26/2024 at 7:18 AM, o00o said:

https://essanews.com/court-orders-x-to-reveal-investors-links-to-putins-allies-found,7063945661912705a

so Elon has Russian oligarchs help him finance the twitter takeover- what a surprise 

Saudi money too right? $44 billion is going to come from a few places right?

  On 8/25/2024 at 10:48 PM, zero said:

weird stuff happening down in south Texas:

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/elon-musk-bust-texas-19718808.php

 

reminded me a little of these guys:

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  On 8/26/2024 at 7:23 AM, ignatius said:

Saudi money too right? $44 billion is going to come from a few places right?

Yes, Prince Al Waleed 

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SAO PAULO — A Brazilian Supreme Court justice on Friday ordered the suspension of Elon Musk's social media giant X in Brazil after the tech billionaire refused to name a legal representative in the country, according to a copy of the decision seen by The Associated Press.

Justice Alexandre de Moraes had warned Musk on Wednesday night that X could be blocked in Brazil if he failed to comply with his order to name a representative, and established a 24-hour deadline. The company hasn't had a representative in the country since earlier this month. De Moraes said the platform would remain blocked until it complies.

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/30/nx-s1-5096220/brazil-suspends-x-elon-musk