Aphex Twin - Collapse EP

3.5 stars out of 5?

Right hang the fucking bastard! Hey Warp just email me the fucking flacs, I won't leak it on the worldwideweb (how the fuck do you do that? flol), I won't review it, I won't say a word on watmm (truth), I'm not on twitter and I'm not on Facebook. And none of my friends have even heard of Aphex Twin. I'm also not a pussy journalist who's gonna give it a pussy score on a pussy website for some pussy attention seeking pussy thing.

I need to go to bed, goodnight...

  On 9/6/2018 at 10:37 PM, killabyte11 said:

It's insane to me how much time people waste on a fan forum talking about something they don't even like.  Do you have nothing better to do with your time?

I am social! I try to rescue watmm from suffocation inside Richards arse[1]. Wide parts of WATMM are collectively wrong here.

[1] It's not working, they dived too deep.

Earth portal mix off syro fills like it would belong on this for some reason

  On 9/8/2018 at 2:55 PM, Wurstwasser said:

 

  On 9/6/2018 at 10:37 PM, killabyte11 said:

It's insane to me how much time people waste on a fan forum talking about something they don't even like.  Do you have nothing better to do with your time?

I am social! I try to rescue watmm from suffocation inside Richards arse[1]. Wide parts of WATMM are collectively wrong here.

[1] It's not working, they dived too deep.

 

maybe rescue yourself from suffocating up your own arse

Less than a week, ladies and gents.

  On 9/8/2018 at 6:02 PM, Extralife said:

Less than a week, ladies and gents.

longest month ever

  On 9/8/2018 at 5:03 PM, Amen Warrior said:

Earth portal mix off syro fills like it would belong on this for some reason

Agreed. It's got a similar vibe, but the collapse ep has more feels to me than anything off Syro.

Also, 1st 44 shares the same jungle dub siren 'boing' noise (never known what to call it) at 4.17 as earth portal at does 0.59.

  On 9/8/2018 at 5:44 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 9/8/2018 at 2:55 PM, Wurstwasser said:

 

  On 9/6/2018 at 10:37 PM, killabyte11 said:

It's insane to me how much time people waste on a fan forum talking about something they don't even like. Do you have nothing better to do with your time?

I am social! I try to rescue watmm from suffocation inside Richards arse[1]. Wide parts of WATMM are collectively wrong here.

[1] It's not working, they dived too deep.

maybe rescue yourself from suffocating up your own arse

anyone notice that the aphex bleep store has a big gray ship as the playhead? how long has that been there?

  On 9/8/2018 at 6:02 PM, Extralife said:

Less than a week, ladies and gents.

I'm so ready. Almost broke a couple times. But haven't listened to any leaks yet!

  On 9/8/2018 at 8:28 PM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 9/8/2018 at 6:02 PM, Extralife said:

Less than a week, ladies and gents.

I'm so ready. Almost broke a couple times. But haven't listened to any leaks yet!

But... I got my bleep dispatch email today!

  On 9/8/2018 at 8:18 PM, HonkDompler said:

anyone notice that the aphex bleep store has a big gray ship as the playhead? how long has that been there?

it's been there since the EP was put up I think

  On 9/7/2018 at 11:25 AM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 9/6/2018 at 10:37 PM, killabyte11 said:

It's insane to me how much time people waste on a fan forum talking about something they don't even like. Do you have nothing better to do with your time?

I'd compile your 100s of posts where you spend paragraphs shitting on the type of music you consider inferior to the type of music you like but I really do have better things to do with my time.

Really though, you saying this is so ironic my dick just flipped inside-out like a sock.

 

Also, I'd like to nominate this quote as StephenG's new sig

Lol I took like a year off WATMM and came back. Reading this dude and whateverecords out of Canada in these Aphex threads makes me die a little inside.

Goddammit, the dude is releasing music. Just for that I’m happy. Jesus Christ WATMM

is there a real high quality leak yet or do i have to wait for release? i can't listen to these vinyl rips. 

I know the vinyls rips are such a disappointment. First too loud, then way too quiet... I've just stopped listening entirely

  On 9/9/2018 at 6:37 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

I know the vinyls rips are such a disappointment. First too loud, then way too quiet... I've just stopped listening entirely

Me too. Official release is really close though so we don't have to wait much longer.

  On 9/9/2018 at 6:40 PM, Consul said:

 

  On 9/9/2018 at 6:37 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

I know the vinyls rips are such a disappointment. First too loud, then way too quiet... I've just stopped listening entirely

 

Me too. Official release is really close though so we don't have to wait much longer.

 

Same, I was actually doing great not listening to any rips until a friend shared the vinlyl rips. I took two listens and hoped to God they were not gonna sound like that. 

Still hoping that actually, the nice melodies that come through the hard beats are way too low in volume. Really really hopê the release will be different. 

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Bleep - Your order has been Dispatched

  On 9/9/2018 at 6:37 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

I know the vinyls rips are such a disappointment. First too loud, then way too quiet... I've just stopped listening entirely

first world problems

  On 9/10/2018 at 8:49 AM, psn said:

 

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Bleep - Your order has been Dispatched

Yes! Where my download codes blerp?

Got my vinyl but don't want to listen to it until I've addressed the problem with that reverb tail. Possibly gonna use T-cut or some veey fine sandpaper to remove it first.

  On 9/10/2018 at 1:48 PM, perunamuussi said:

Got my vinyl but don't want to listen to it until I've addressed the problem with that reverb tail. Possibly gonna use T-cut or some veey fine sandpaper to remove it first.

lol

  On 9/10/2018 at 10:26 AM, D4M0 said:

 

  On 9/10/2018 at 8:49 AM, psn said:

 

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Bleep - My order has not been Dispatched