Guest Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 9:23 AM, zkom said: It's Iskender kebap. They just served it so that the pita bread pieces are under the meat. It's the best döner style, imnsfho. Here's Iskender kebap I had while visiting Istanbul. Expand For some reason that looks nowhere near as gross as the original photograph. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 just ate doner last night when i was drunk. goddamn delicious FUCK dingformung 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 It’s more interesting than Currywurst, I did eat that three times though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary. Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear. My waistline and cranium agrees Edited January 12, 2020 by beer badger thumbass and BCM 2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) On 1/12/2020 at 12:08 PM, beer badger said: For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary. Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear. My waistline and cranium agrees Expand cant say i agree lol thumbass in a drunken state gets quite attracted to the doner kebab Edited January 12, 2020 by thumbass beerwolf and Hugh Mughnus 2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Yea, kebab is like the ultimate drunk food. Also for hangovers. I think even pizza comes second. dingformung and thumbass 1 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 12:08 PM, beer badger said: For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary. Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear. My waistline and cranium agrees last time I was in a standard kebab house after a night on the beer, I got started on by an angry Irish traveller. I managed to avoid fighting by apologising a lot and staying calm (outwardly)....still not sure how i avoided a beating though to be honest. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) Lol best doner I had was in Vietnam of all places. $1.50 off a street cart in Hanoi. Edited January 12, 2020 by StephenG dingformung 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 5:17 PM, StephenG said: Lol best doner I had was in Vietnam of all places. $1.50 off a street cart in Hanoi. I had a really good döner meal in southern Azerbaijan for about 0.80e including a small Coke. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumtron Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 1/11/2020 at 10:57 PM, danshoebridge said: Off to Berlin for a weekend (staying by Kreuzberg), should be enough time for one doner I reckon. Can anyone recommend a superior Turkish doner establishment? You should really try Mustafas Gemüse kebap. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychotronic Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 IDEM and dingformung 1 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Psychotronic's signature Hide all signatures (シ)// Reject all ambition to center yourself and find intuition. >> Bandcamp | Homepage | electronicattack.de | Newest shizzle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 A vegetarian flat mate once advised replacing the meat with chips n all trimmings, yes, a chip kebab/butty behemoth Said veggie also subsisted on Linda McCartney products range & his Sunday roast was pot-noodle + chips, fkn dick dingformung, prdctvsm and Hugh Mughnus 1 1 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 1/13/2020 at 5:28 PM, cwmbrancity said: A vegetarian flat mate once advised replacing the meat with chips n all trimmings, yes, a chip kebab/butty behemoth Said veggie also subsisted on Linda McCartney products range & his Sunday roast was pot-noodle + chips, fkn dick Reminds me of the time I had a vegetarian try to sell me on the whole thing while smoking cigarettes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2762962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbass Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 1:06 PM, thumbass said: thumbass in a drunken state gets quite attracted to the doner kebab After a certain incident this morning I am not sure I stand by this anymore Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mause Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 doners are the way forward, always try an grab one when im out on the drink, its like ambrosia when yer drunk.. used to be a ketchup guy but these days its mayo and thousand island on there Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 lads, doner kebabs are rank as fuck. don't eat them. it's not cool or clever. get shish or shawarma. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 don't listen to this bloke, he is bonkers. always grab a döner when you have the chance: it's a reliable and 100% good way of getting all the valuable nutrition, proteins, vitamins and so on and so on. Don't hesitate, don't be afraid BCM 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 be afraid. be very afraid. dingformung 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak of the week Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 On 1/25/2020 at 1:04 PM, Stickfigger said: maybe she was oily because of hanging around the doner kebabs and chips all the time. JUNJI ITO - GLYCERIDE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) Cycled past Zorbas van the other night (he's on the A4 between Slough and Maidenhead). Big pack of cunts all hanging about looking for a bit of casual violence. Bash your fucking skull in? No problem mate. There's one somewhere in Windsor as well, that was a fine place (squaddies out on the piss) to book yourself a few hours into A&E. I'm no prancing poof either, and don't look like one. Just not down with the kebab van vibe to be honest. Also I seen a cold doner kebab the next morning and the meat was covered in congealed sticky globs of sick looking white fat. Keep that heinous stuff away from me, thank you very much. Edited January 25, 2020 by beer badger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
714681746476436 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 We need to ban this topic, I want a kebab every time I see it beerwolf and thumbass 2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) I once witnessed a dirty white transit van pull outside of a kebab shop. Couple of right fucking foul bastard guttersnipes got out, opened the backdoors and just picked up one of those tubes of meat and took it round the back. No it wasn't wrapped in cling film. Edited January 25, 2020 by beer badger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
714681746476436 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 On 1/25/2020 at 6:29 PM, beer badger said: I once witnessed a dirty white transit van pull outside of a kebab shop. Couple of right fucking foul bastard guttersnipes got out, opened the backdoors and just picked up one of those tubes of meat and took it round the back. No it wasn't wrapped in cling film. I'd still eat it man, I'm a dog. "Guttersnipe" added to the vocab. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Dürüm is so KVLT! my local kebab makes the most delecious ones brian trageskin and dingformung 2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/98311-d%C3%B6ner-kebab/page/3/#findComment-2765523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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