Döner Kebab

  On 1/25/2020 at 6:29 PM, beer badger said:

I once witnessed a dirty white transit van pull outside of a kebab shop. Couple of right fucking foul bastard guttersnipes got out, opened the backdoors and just picked up one of those tubes of meat and took it round the back.

No it wasn't wrapped in cling film.

 

 

So what ... it gets grilled, doesn’t it?

if you call perfunctorily turning a foot thick piece of questionable offal around in front of a 3 bar fire grilling, then yes, it's grilled.

Doner und Blitzen

Btw there is a proper Eurodöner shop at venice beach. Grab em today!

  On 1/26/2020 at 1:32 AM, BCM said:

if you call perfunctorily turning a foot thick piece of questionable offal around in front of a 3 bar fire grilling, then yes, it's grilled.

You only eat the charred outsides, so, yes.

Also: go Angela

Look everyone wants a healthy, juicy, Pembrokeshire lamb, grilled to perfection, with a freshly baked pitta bread, a beautiful bouquet of organically grown salad. Hmmm yes please.

But your getting something else. Something sinister. Delivered by filthy evil henchmen in rancid transit vans. 

Go on, munch it down and get it down your neck!!!

  On 1/26/2020 at 7:46 PM, beer badger said:

Look everyone wants a healthy, juicy, Pembrokeshire lamb, grilled to perfection, with a freshly baked pitta bread, a beautiful bouquet of organically grown salad. Hmmm yes please.

 

No we don’t. All British meat has BSE in it. Everyone knows that.

Snowdonia radioactive Chernobyl fall-out lamb, if we’re being picky

  On 1/27/2020 at 1:14 PM, cwmbrancity said:

Snowdonia radioactive Chernobyl fall-out lamb, if we’re being picky

Snowdonia... that’s that good cheese brand innit?

Hafod Organic, Teifi Cumin, Thelma’s, Perl Las, Pembrokeshire, Brefu Bach, Y-Fenni & of course Caerphilly. They all have stacks of purchase options, Rarebit as well, loads more here

https://www.cookipedia.co.uk/recipes_wiki/Category:Welsh_cheeses

  On 1/27/2020 at 1:40 PM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Snowdonia... that’s that good cheese brand innit?

  On 1/27/2020 at 5:30 PM, BCM said:

  On 1/27/2020 at 1:40 PM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Snowdonia... that’s that good cheese brand innit?

yeah man, get some snowdonia red storm. shit hot.

I’ve got a wheel of their green thunder in the fridge atm. Is p yummy.

nice

might get sum kebub, its delish & good for helth

Where in the world is Jason Donervan

bloody love a doner, me

all salad and ketchup please

gobble gobble

  On 8/26/2020 at 8:08 PM, mause said:

bloody love a doner, me

all salad and ketchup please

ketchup in a döner? wtf is wrong with you?

  On 8/26/2020 at 8:21 PM, dingformung said:

ketchup in a döner? wtf is wrong with you?

thats just the kind of crazy fucking guy i am. unhinged, a renegade. rules? what are those? yeah i like red juice in me pitta, far better than white juice

Half garlic sauce and half ketchup with kebab is also one of my favs

Half chili, half garlic you peasants 

Yes of course you need extra spicy herbs on it you need to feel a good kebab in the morning

I asked my kebab man to put all sauces they had in it. It was garlic sauce, yoghurt sauce, a bit of hot chilli sauce and some other unidentified sweetish sauce (I think they call it "herb sauce"). I don't think they even have ketchup. I'd certainly not dare to ask them for it

Seriously, putting ketchup in your kebab is like going to a Chinese restaurant, ordering Chinese fried noodles and then ask them to put ketchup on it. It's not cool, don't ever do that