Coronavirus COVID-19

  On 3/5/2020 at 9:10 PM, zero said:

I can't wait until people start turning on one another, minds ablaze with paranoia thinking the other person may have it. 

already happening. asian people  being beaten up. hotel manger in USA telling an asian person "i need to know if you're chinese or been there because you'll have to be quarantined for 2 weeks"

also, chinatown in SF is a ghost town. 

A friend of mine witnessed a fistfight over the last case of water in the supermarket the other day. 

  On 3/5/2020 at 9:40 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

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Is that the actual soundtrack? Weird.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/police-investigating-after-person-allegedly-threatened-knife-over-toilet-paper-025939157.html

  On 3/5/2020 at 9:40 PM, J3FF3R00 said:

A friend of mine witnessed a fistfight over the last case of water in the supermarket the other day. 

We're headed for this

Mad Max could be better, the vehicles specifically, who wouldn't wanna drive a mobile sound-system with a thrash guitarist hanging by cables off it

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2020/03/05/coronavirus-equals-uk-mortality-rate-of-michael-barrymores-swimming-pool/

  On 3/6/2020 at 12:50 AM, Stickfigger said:

Sales in our business are up more than 50% this week! Would be much better if we could get more toilet paper! 

There have been 3 fights over toilet paper in the carparks of our stores over within the last 24 hours 

Time to "dump" my money in shitwipe stocks.

  On 3/6/2020 at 2:04 AM, prdctvsm said:

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saves a copy of this pic so i can print it later in case i run out of toilet paper

Most watmmers give the impression of someone who doesn't wipe their bum properly in the first place.  

can you just use water to clean yourself like a civilized person?

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

You guys. 

My douuuuuchey boss for the week sent me on a run to find him hand sanitizer because he’s traveling etc... I went to 9 or 10 stores (no exaggeration. It was my whole afternoon) and they were all sold out of hand sanitizer. Whole families were rushing in together and grabbing whatever they could: paper towels, hand wipes, etc. When a store was all cleaned out,  I would try the next store and see people who I recognized from the last store. It was like the twilight zone. Seriously weird. 
 

A pharmacist at one place I went to advised me to make my own ... 

https://www.who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Local_Production.pdf

  On 3/6/2020 at 2:56 AM, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

  On 3/6/2020 at 2:56 AM, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

butt sauce

im glad watmm finally its coming back to it's roots and talking about poop again

  On 3/6/2020 at 2:56 AM, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

REDACTED =O

lol

  On 3/6/2020 at 7:02 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

take the retarded shit release of the NTS Sessions, melt them down, and then wipe your ass with the burning smoking vinyl. Best use of them you'll ever get. It might burn a bit but it's better than flogging your earholes with pure autism.

 

Thank me later.

i'm curious which tracks are the retarded shit, since I feel half of it is :troll: 

  On 3/6/2020 at 4:19 AM, Rubin Farr said:

butt sauce