Coronavirus COVID-19

I've got 60 rolls of premium 4 ply arriving later

There are bidets on amazon for about $40

A Warning From a Scientist Who Saw the Coronavirus Coming
slate.com/March 05, 2020
'Mary Harris: Tens of thousands of people have been diagnosed with this disease worldwide, with more than 3,000 deaths. Yet there have been few deaths in the U.S. so far. Do we actually know how many cases are stateside? It’s been reported that we’re not testing that much, but that might change soon.

Peter Daszak: In most outbreaks, you never really know when it begins, what the true caseload is, what the environment is. All you can see are the people who come to the hospital and get tested and diagnosed. You don’t see people with mild infections, or people who are pretty sick in poor communities and just don’t make it, or people in communities that have trouble traveling.

When people start rolling out those test kits, we’re going to find a lot of cases in the U.S. and it’s going to look like this is spreading out of control. The truth is: It’s probably already been there, probably, and we’re now finding that out.'

Just keep your filthy hands away from your filthy faces and from all of those other filthy places that other filthy people have been touching with their filthy hands.

Sounds like hyperbole, but nope. Just assume that everything is filthy. Stay clean. Assume that it is in your neighborhood before you hear about it, because it already is.

It's pretty much past the time to do the fist bump with everyone you would normally shake hands with and to get used to it. There is no shame, just assume everyone else is infected, and assume it's time for them to assume the same for you. Use your pinky or a knuckle to touch the card reader, and wash it all off anyway after. Do the scrub, soon.

Do it all to slow down the transmission rates and allow an eventual vaccine to be created and/or the virus to decide that it wants to evolve into something less virile. Do it all because you don't want to get sick.

This is the best advice I've read for dealing with the pandemic.

tl;dr version: it's been here a lot longer than we realize and the best way to fight it is to wash your god damn hands, assume the virus is on everything, and don't touch your face. Don't do this: 

lol just order hand sanitizer on amazon or staples. 2 day delivery

Toiletpapergate will be the death of us all:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/mar/05/australian-newspaper-prints-extra-pages-to-help-out-in-toilet-paper-shortage

  On 3/6/2020 at 9:30 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

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Wtf is going on with the toilet paper? Do people think it's going to protect them against the virus? Idgi

get a bed sheet, rip pieces off for toilet paper, then throw 'em in the washing machine with a small amount of bleach.

We saw this shit @ Costco in Houston last week.  My gf had to beg a guy to part with one case of water, he had 2 shopping carts full that were taller than him.  But we did have a busted water main that caused havoc and added to the headache.

if people keep being this dumb panic buying shit then the economy might end up taking a hit regardless actually...

  On 3/6/2020 at 4:45 PM, Gocab said:

Wtf is going on with the toilet paper? Do people think it's going to protect them against the virus? Idgi

I think they are concerned about a shortage due to global supply chains getting all kinds of fucked up.

  On 3/6/2020 at 2:56 AM, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

Long ago? Just last week we discussed once again the technique of the bottom half of a bottle of coke... 

toilet paper? f that! time to start loading up on guns people. it's gonna be every man for himself pretty soon. everyone knows the guy with the most guns always wins.

  On 3/6/2020 at 7:02 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

take the retarded shit release of the NTS Sessions, melt them down, and then wipe your ass with the burning smoking vinyl. Best use of them you'll ever get. It might burn a bit but it's better than flogging your earholes with pure autism.

 

Thank me later.

This post forfeits your ownership of the NTS vinyl package. Please send it to me.

Those Costco pics look like just a normal day at Costco.

Sorry @jules 

CoVid Inoculum

Televangelist Jim Bakker busted selling fake coronavirus cure on his show:

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/jim-bakker-silver-solution-coronavirus-103822179.html

  On 3/6/2020 at 5:32 PM, jules said:

This post forfeits your ownership of the NTS vinyl package. Please send it to me.

It's in the mail!

I was half trolling, I don't dislike the release that much it's just fun to be an asshole sometimes.

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If any of you use cloud computing for anything at all, now is the time to back up your stuff (audio included).

They don't switch the servers off when they go home

(Do they?)