On 3/19/2020 at 4:56 PM, xox said:

I haven’t stepped outside of my house for an hour or two and my garden is already full of swans!

 

Are you allowed to eat them? 
 

thats a whole lot of food just walking onto your property! Lucky

  On 3/19/2020 at 4:57 PM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Are you allowed to eat them? 
 

thats a whole lot of food just walking onto your property! Lucky

Of course, man! Im thinking some italian specialty... what do you say?

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  On 3/19/2020 at 4:59 PM, xox said:

Of course, man! Im thinking some italian specialty... what do you say?

Either roasted or grind some of the meat up for burgers - apparently the meat is like dark flavourful turkey meat

  On 3/19/2020 at 5:29 PM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Either roasted or grind some of the meat up for burgers - apparently the meat is like dark flavourful turkey meat

I forgot to mention... all these swans are black!

  On 3/19/2020 at 3:20 AM, zero said:

I just don't buy that fascism is something he is striving for. This would imply he has a plan in mind, and he's proven time and time again that he sucks at strategizing and only reacts to what is in front of him. He's an asshole and a racist, and doesn't really like anyone outside his circle, but I don't think he has any true desire to change anything, only do stupid shit that pisses a lot of people off to his amusement.

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism but at least it's an ethos.

Hurray U-turn dumb fucks

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/ecb-u-turn-shows-it-fears-coronavirus-could-destroy-eurozone-project

Some solidarity at last

https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/ip_20_476

  On 3/19/2020 at 5:48 PM, KingBo0 said:

 

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That has to be the quickest video they've pulled off ever. The animation and graphics looked much sparser on this than the cool space ones. 

Yea it's weird. you can tell it's not very polished. Glad they're helping to spread awareness though.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-police-public-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper

  On 3/19/2020 at 9:50 AM, darreichungsform said:

You are wrong. A virus is going to change that in that they want to shoot each other even more now. You can't deny that's a change

Shooter yelled 'this is the end of the world' before killing boy in Horseshoe Bend

Feeling significantly better today, persistent cough still here though.

Friend has just been to local co-op, shelves were pretty bare, couldn't even get cat food.  Which could mean:

a) People are fattening their cats up as an emergency food source for the future.

b) People don't care about other people's pets going hungry.

c) London is just full of cunts anyway.  Hopefully this will kill off the blitz spirit exceptionalism bollocks.  

Still people in the local pub.

Edit: Just thought of another one. People are feeding their elderly senile relatives cat food because they'll be dead soon anyway and the inheritance might mean they can afford a house 

shit just got real!!! playboy magazine has got coronavirus

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Playboy has announced that it’s closing down its flagship magazine for the rest of 2020. It seems unlikely, given the wording of the announcement and the state of print magazine-making, that it will ever return.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/03/playboy-magazine-is-closing-down-probably-for-good.html

toilet paper's still pretty scarce around these parts. actually had a momentary flash of panic while sitting on the commode earlier, starring at the half used roll next to me. I need to adjust my diet to stop crapping so much, maybe learn how to perfect the art of the clean break as that mcgriff guy used to describe in detail...

Store was hyper stocked today. Seems stores are hysterically overreacting to the hysterical overreaction of their customers

  On 3/19/2020 at 10:33 PM, Nebraska said:

 

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whitehouse pulling out all its tools. "We need someone sincere... i got it! put melania on the twitter!"

  On 3/19/2020 at 10:33 PM, Nebraska said:

 

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Fla•tus flā′təs►
n.    Gas generated in or expelled from the digestive tract, especially the stomach or intestines.
n.    A breath; a puff of wind; a pure expulsion of air from the lungs through the throat and mouth.
n.    Wind present in the stomach or intestines; eructation.

  On 3/19/2020 at 4:56 PM, xox said:

I haven’t stepped outside of my house for an hour or two and my garden is already full of swans!

go submit this to Most IDM 2020

or i will

  On 3/19/2020 at 10:43 PM, ignatius said:

whitehouse pulling out all its tools. "We need someone sincere... i got it! put melania on the twitter!"

she was trying to be comforting (not very effective, i'll grant that...), but also told people to go to reputable sources of information. nothing wrong with that.