Evian Christ - Revanchist

Oh cern...

Things change you know

It wasn't always going to stay like the golden years

  On 11/1/2023 at 6:49 PM, cern said:

Warp = 

We all miss the heady days of Maximo Park.

  On 10/31/2023 at 12:38 PM, thumbass said:

I am surprised by the positive reception this got here. Personally I can't really get into the thing. It sounds so samey and a little pretentious

It's fucking rubbish

  On 11/2/2023 at 12:28 PM, Real Human Bean said:

We all miss the heady days of Maximo Park.

  On 11/2/2023 at 9:42 AM, thumbass said:

Oh cern...

Things change you know

It wasn't always going to stay like the golden years

Bring back the halcyon days of Jockstrap and Grizzly Bear!

at least we have a constant stream of incredibly mid and uninspired music from mount kimbie at all times!

  On 11/2/2023 at 8:10 PM, auxien said:

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I don’t even know what this is lol

Future Brown was the 'Warp is shit now' meme from about 10 years ago, disposable party/club music that made virtually no impression on anyone. Can't understand how that project was so bad considering how ace Fatima Al-Qadiri is on her own.

Nice to see them all getting a good airing in this thread now Evian Christ has joined the pantheon.

  On 11/3/2023 at 5:32 AM, Alcofribas said:

I don’t even know what this is lol

if you don't want to keep it that way you can taint your ears with this: https://youtu.be/hCRmPDnPg7Q?si=-NuexU1bcXYmx07F

(not embedded so as to not poison the immaculate recording album REVANCHIST of the  W.A.R.P. artist "Evian Christ"

This is insane 

I think is just a stunt by Warp.. they clearly want 2 different fan groups: 

1. The old timer who likes Speedy J/The Black Dog reissues and/or normal Warp releases by the olden golden artists like Aphex and Autechre. 
2. The lost souls who just say yes to everything even if there is shit to eat. Now they can call the other fan group old and yell stuff like "Things change" 

Why don't Warp just get artists that is the typical Warp Records artist? Arca maybe? Burial? 

I've been listening to trance as a guilty pleasure for the past five years or so. I think it's an undervalued genre, with tremendous capital in some tracks. It's so validating and refreshing to see it "burialized" in the hands of a competent artist. 

still haven't listened to this

edit: listening to future brown now

Good news is if you actually like it, you can pick up the vinyl for about 3 quid.

Bad news is the sea level is due to rise when Warp dump all the unsold copies into the ocean.

warp waarp warrrrp waaarrrp waaaaarp

sounds like a mating call of some isolated Indonesian jungle beast with a big hairy dick and a big scary ballsack 

WWWAAAAARRRRRRP!!!

Waaarp waaarp

!!! and maximo paaark !!!

Claaarkkk

  On 11/3/2023 at 11:50 PM, cern said:

Why don't Warp just get artists that is the typical Warp Records artist? Arca maybe? Burial? 

Yeah that would have been the better strategy for sure. Warp seems really desperate, their golden days are definitely over.

  On 11/3/2023 at 11:50 PM, cern said:

 Why don't Warp just get artists that is the typical Warp Records artist? Arca maybe? Burial? 

Why would they want to sign for Warp?

  On 11/5/2023 at 11:55 AM, Real Human Bean said:

Why would they want to sign for Warp?

So they can be on the same roster as !!!

  On 11/5/2023 at 12:45 PM, NewSchoolScience said:

So they can be on the same roster as !!!

!!! were signed to Warp 20 years ago, at the time Warp jumped on the disco punk bandwagon, guess this was the beginning of the end...

nightmares on wax is worse than !!!

  On 11/5/2023 at 1:22 PM, dr lopez said:

nightmares on wax is worse than !!!

Christ, this is total poo music, it even makes my Evian water taste bad!

My fun take is that I kind of hated Trance music (with exceptions) when it was a relevant thing, but I have really loved things that are Trance homages in the last few years. There's this roundedness to the production that couldn't have existed as easily with the tools 20-whatever-years-ago when Trance was everywhere.