hey i'm tired of being shy

yes, because all black people are from africa

I normally call them by their name.....LOL

African Americanfaggot is the only appropriate name

Just think of it this way: being shy won't get you laid that much. Don't take too much stock in what people think, 90 % are idiots, another thing you can try is inventing a persona and acting within that framework, most people are phony so they won't notice you acting unlike "yourself' anyway cheers and good luck.

  xf said:

delet...: i'm curious, where in aus do you live, anyway?

brisbane ...

  dr. drumatix said:

I used to be alot like the OP, very socially inept and timid etc. i was really fat too, but one year ago i decided i was better than this shit. i bought two dumbbells, changed my diet from crappy white wheat stuff to protein shakes, all-bran, bananas and lo-fat milk. i started working out to metal radiostations and for cardio, since i was too shy to go out and run and thought everyone would just be disgusted, I listened to drum n bass radiostations and danced and freaked in my own room and jumped up and down, running on the spot etc, and it worked.

 

i worked on my self image and got more friends, i've noticed i'm a really social person which explains why i've felt so shit for all this time

 

I recommend the sites www.johnstonefitness.com and http://www.cs.unm.edu/~wneumann/files/guer...lla%20cardio%22

also, www.nlpweekly.com helpful with self image and stuff

 

you deserve a better self image. your body != self image, but the one might affect the other

 

your self image and your behaviour is directly infleunced of how you view yourself. you seem to have a really low self image, and its common. try simple steps in countering this, like, everytime you see yourself in the mirror, think what a sexy guy that is, instead of the usual stuff. you'll think it's stupid the first times but trust me, it works. soon you'll be so sexy you can barely stop staring when you're in the mirror, hehe j/k

 

but basically, try to be more positive about yourself, dont think how stupid you look, notice everytime you do and how bad it feels, start thinking positively instead. it really works, trust me

 

find some other interests than sitting in front of the computer all day, meet people who like things you like, just get with people. people arent very selective, the only selective ppl i've met are internet jerks who are used to just closing a window when they're chatting with someone that doesn't please them

 

its hard to explain but seriously. youre not as fat or ugly or stupid as you think you are, you have no reason not to be with people and shy away, you deserve friends and chicks and all that good stuff!

good advice there ...

  æsterlingman said:

also! always make good eye contact with everyone.. look them right in the pupil:

 

yeah eye contact is very important ... i've been able to experiment with this (yes i'll bring up customer service again) given where i work and the number of people i interface with night in night out ... and for strong males especially ... if you make eye contact during key point you are saying and when they are speaking ... they tend to physically wilt a little ... become more submissive and as a result leave with a better impression of you .. if on the othehand you don't look them in the eye .. they can become annoyed or not warm to what you were saying leaving with a look of distaste and frustration on their face ... they probably don't realise it being the slaves to biology that they are ... but if you do it can really help your ability to win over a larger proportion of the population to you and your cause ....

it's the same with girls .. they can be intimidated by but seem to hold their attention on you for longer if you look them in the eye .. and don't smile .. just hold a passive expression ... it makes them a) see you as having some worth and status ... and B) make them want to get more of your attention ... as they are frustrated that you're not just melting in their presence ... also when you see that they are frustrated .. and even if they walk away looking annoyed this doesn't mean you haven't left a positive impression .. they are experiencing an inner turmoil which will draw them to you .. again as a power status male ... -sie- .. peepl ar soe fuking styuepid .. truelee ...

  æsterlingman said:

yes, because all black people are from africa

actually yes

  Velazquez said:

Just think of it this way: being shy won't get you laid that much. Don't take too much stock in what people think, 90 % are idiots, another thing you can try is inventing a persona and acting within that framework, most people are phony so they won't notice you acting unlike "yourself' anyway cheers and good luck.

soe .. if liek mee yue doent .. give a fuck about getting laid .. you can live as introverted a lifestyle as you like ... then again .. i'm very gregarious in a social setting .. i just don't place myself in them very much ... maybe as i don't have this overriding desire to go and find a mate .. pushing me .... i then don't bother with the whole looking for and meeting new friends bS ... maybe i've lost that human trait or something .. ie dunoe ... self analysis isn't something i'm up for right nao ... plus wair triena help planet .... innit ...

take it from biggie:

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Straight up honey really I'm askin' - Most of these niggaz think they be mackin' but they be actin'. Who they attractin' with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign?" Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind, and ask what your interests are, "who you be with?" Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial. You gon' be here for a while? I'm gon' call my crew, you go call your crew. We can rendezvous at the bar around two.

I've come to realise now that everyone is a cunt and not many people are worthy of my time

thats the spirit ... but most people have some redeeming wualities and in order to get along as the other dude said just home in on them ....

Yeah just use and abuse everyone

  zaphod said:

  ULCRESHXOBG said:

If you're talking to a black guy, use a more ebonics-type speech style

 

yeah, this works.

if you're around asian people, go CHING CHONG MAO MAO, squint your eyes and make sure you stick your front teeth out. ask them if they like DDR and if they race at all.

how many black friends do you have?

seriously?

(btw, I didn't mean that you should use ebonics around ALL black people, I meant like around the black people that use it.)

I normally don't like this site much, but it sums it up about the term "African American":

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c....ur_stupid_ideas

In for instance a job interview, I heard that if you copied everything your interviewer did, eg crossed your arms when they did etc then they really like you. So maybe if you do whatever black people do, then they will like you

  ULCRESHXOBG said:

  zaphod said:

  ULCRESHXOBG said:

If you're talking to a black guy, use a more ebonics-type speech style

 

yeah, this works.

if you're around asian people, go CHING CHONG MAO MAO, squint your eyes and make sure you stick your front teeth out. ask them if they like DDR and if they race at all.

how many black friends do you have?

 

seriously?

 

(btw, I didn't mean that you should use ebonics around ALL black people, I meant like around the black people that use it.)

 

I normally don't like this site much, but it sums it up about the term "African American":

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c....ur_stupid_ideas

zaphod is black

Some ghetto ass African Americanh just sold me weed

zaphod's a gook

what happened to the thread .. !!

yes

seriously, when did Salads grow balls?

.. i'm half french and half jewish .. does that make me a tight arse frog ... or maybe an arrogent know it all ....

heh blimey !!

I'm a pastey limey with bad teeth and a regular size penis

I have a regular size penis

so lets get back to planetoid's social ineptitude

so, planetoid is socially inept..

and black

but does he have a micropenis?