Autechre Funny Autechre Stories

I played Simmm for some people at uni and one of them was like "what the hell is this mindless cowbell banging shit?" lol

People don't appreciate the 'chre man.

No idea, it's always youtube or spotify on in that room, all sorts of stuff gets played. They didn't like Aphex Swift either. I did put on my own bandcamp and got no comments whatsoever which I'm very proud of.

  On 8/11/2014 at 12:51 AM, Alcofribas said:

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I no longer have any reservations about what I write on this forum. Thank you for the service.

  On 10/29/2014 at 1:06 PM, th555 said:

I played Simmm for some people at uni and one of them was like "what the hell is this mindless cowbell banging shit?" lol

People don't appreciate the 'chre man.

My head's spinning from the novelty of the situation, but I've turned two people on to Autechre in the past two days. Yesterday my psychiatrist and today my social worker. I guess the next step is to ask them if they want to drop acid together. Wtf.

My sister took me to see Autechre in 2001. I kept waiting for them to come on and eventually asked one of the staff when they were going to play. I thought the music sounded terrible. He pointed to the stage and said That is Autechre.

lol

nice sister

yes taking acid with your psychiatrist sounds like a fun time

  On 10/29/2014 at 4:32 PM, fucktechre said:

My sister took me to see Autechre in 2001.

*head explodes*

By the way I was bragging in chatmm about having met a girl who was into Autechre. I was quite amazed.

  On 10/29/2014 at 7:40 PM, th555 said:

By the way I was bragging in chatmm about having met a girl who was into Autechre. I was quite amazed.

what do you mean by ''met''?

I saw her at some party because a friend of me had taken her. I got introduced to her as soon as they realized she liked weird music.

My mum said "I wouldn't listen to it, but it's alright as background music" when I was listening to Draft as she visited.

edit: she said that before about the Glasgow 2005 liveset, "alright as background music"

A good friend of mine is into the popular stuff so I messed with her a little bit and put gantz graf after some miley. Ironically she twerked harder than she did to begin with.

Shoulda filmed that.

  On 10/29/2014 at 7:32 PM, xox said:

 

  On 10/29/2014 at 4:32 PM, fucktechre said:

My sister took me to see Autechre in 2001.

 

*head explodes*

 

Hey! You should know that I had to work hard to get to the front rail @ Autechre @ WARP25, and once I actually got to the front I eagerly awaited my chance to slip in when someone lost their nerve to either pee, drink, or whatever. I was intent!! Well, in front of me was a woman who was dangerously enjoying the music. I mean it. I had to take 1.5 steps back so she wouldn't nail me in the jaw with her ecstasy. ++ the waiting line outside was like 50% women, so... perhaps women are less visible because of the general state of sexism in society?

PS: Damn her. She did like my æ tat tho.

I was at frat party in 1996 and all the "artsy" kids were hanging in the kitchen with a radio playing tunes. I popped in disc 2 from Tri Repetae and some sorority girl walked in and said "this is really good" and started dancing to Second Scepe. Two of her friends joined her and they hung out with us until the end of the disc. Good times.

  On 10/29/2014 at 8:46 PM, rd1994 said:

A good friend of mine is into the popular stuff so I messed with her a little bit and put gantz graf after some miley. Ironically she twerked harder than she did to begin with.

ah damn! more luck next time...

  On 10/29/2014 at 9:22 PM, fucktechre said:

 

  On 10/29/2014 at 7:32 PM, xox said:

 

  On 10/29/2014 at 4:32 PM, fucktechre said:

My sister took me to see Autechre in 2001.

 

*head explodes*

 

 

Hey! You should know that I had to work hard to get to the front rail @ Autechre @ WARP25, and once I actually got to the front I eagerly awaited my chance to slip in when someone lost their nerve to either pee, drink, or whatever. I was intent!! Well, in front of me was a woman who was dangerously enjoying the music. I mean it. I had to take 1.5 steps back so she wouldn't nail me in the jaw with her ecstasy. ++ the waiting line outside was like 50% women, so... perhaps women are less visible because of the general state of sexism in society?

 

PS: Damn her. She did like my æ tat tho.

 

i've never met a human female who's into ae. was she kissable too?

p.s. an ae tat?! and she noticed it?! *compounded head explodes again*

i was playing Gantz Graf on the stereo where i work and my coworker came up to me and said, "Why do you play this stuff? Do you just purposely make people want to avoid you?"

Awesome. Maybe I should try Tri Rep next time instead of Quaristice or Untilted lol.

lol phylum

  On 10/29/2014 at 10:09 PM, xox said:

i've never met a human female who's into ae. was she kissable too?

 

no, she was basically a giant mutant testicle.

edit:

yes, she was basically a giant mutant testicle.

  On 10/29/2014 at 10:11 PM, PhylumZunami said:

i was playing Gantz Graf on the stereo where i work and my coworker came up to me and said, "Why do you play this stuff? Do you just purposely make people want to avoid you?"

<<hahahaha. ah now that's my favorite. thank you.

  On 10/29/2014 at 11:33 PM, fucktechre said:

 

  On 10/29/2014 at 10:09 PM, xox said:

i've never met a human female who's into ae. was she kissable too?

 

 

no, she was basically a giant mutant testicle.

edit:

yes, she was basically a giant mutant testicle.

i don't like girls being giant mutant testicles! not that there's anything wrong with that, just a matter of taste

Re: girls and Autechre

I've know 4 girls I'm my life who are avidly into Ae, and one of the two people who introduced me to Autechre was female.

Essentially hanging out on 2-CT7 while two of my friends who didn't know each other were talking about music. Girl flips through guy's CD collection commenting "I see you like autechre"... Que 15 minute conversation. Some part of my mind held on to this and within a few months I had gone out and acquired all things Ae

"They're sneaking reggae on your shit noises son"

- Dad, on the end part of Augmatic Disport

It's pretty amazing to discover ae for the first time (if you actually like it). I remember hearing AI etcetera but I have no recollection of hearing Untilted for the first time or so.

lol cool dad

I bet you've all heard the "omg your soundcard/record player/youtube is broken" thing? Happened to me once or twice lol.

It's stupid tho when people want to sound cool and just say "is this music??" fuck that.

Some of the comments I've gotten:

"Do you still listen to that TV static stuff?"

"This is weird, it has no beat" (to xylin room)

"You just like listening to the same beat over and over don't you?"

"Why don't you just listen to skrillex, that's better than this"

"I don't like it, it sounds like Gangsta Paradise" (to Arch Carrier)

Not sure if any of that is funny though.

The last one is funny.

Hey, does Arch Carrier sound like Journey to Reedham by sp?