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^LOL

 

  On 8/24/2013 at 9:43 AM, ambermonk said:

Nah. Nothing to worry about, as long as you do so in moderation.

 

I suppose. At least I'm not instagramming them on bookface. Naw, posting them somewhere cool like watmm lol.

 

The problem with making a mini grilled cheese I have discovered, is you need another one an hour later.

Brb, need to fire up the grill.

Spicy scrambled tofu with pak choi and broccoli on toasted sourdough. With a dollop of garlic Sriracha.

Tri-tip steak sandwich with bbq sauce on toasted wheat bun with lettuce, tomato and grilled onion, side of sweet potato fries and a club soda.

A mug of semi-skimmed milk

 

(Cow's breast milk that's been squeezed out of it's breasts by a machine and is now being swallowed by an ape descendant creature called a human, using a hole in it's face called a mouth, in which are hard protusions called teeth containing several metal plugs made of mercury and other metals. These metal plugs are there to fill holes made by the excretions of bacteria living on the sugar deposits on these 'teeth'. Within this hole in it's face is also a further soft pink hole through which the breast milk of the ungulate is delivered deeper into it's body. YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM milk is delicious. Slurrrp Sluprrpurp Slurrpslurp Schscshcshchlurp. Later on, some of the liquid it consumed, it will excrete from a fleshy tube lower down on it's body)

"Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!"

sigh.. "That's Ribena.."

Pint of Staropramen in a posh pub called The Princess Victoria in Shepherds Bush.

 

They've got pig cheeks on their bar snack menu. I am very tempted.

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