What are you consuming right now?

RUM

blueberry yogurt

Fishfinger sandwich with dill mustard

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rum/vodka/overproof rum

Lady grey tea and toast with wholegrain peanut butter

Halal miniature turkey sausages

  On 9/8/2013 at 8:56 AM, Djeroek said:

is that a dickmann?

Red wine, baguette and olive oil, 'Mexican' nut mix, Benson & Hedges Black.

A selection of home brewed ales provided by my mates.

Egg on toast, like a peasant.

Yorkie raisin and biscuit.

I just consumed my own sick. Just had one of those regurgitating burps which bought up a load of acidic, sickly chunks, which swilled around a bit at the back of my mouth before I swallowed the whole lot back down again. Pretty fucking savage but not very tasty.

Mushroom pate on seeded batch toast with baked beans and reggae reggae sauce.

Blackcurrant & liquorice boiled sweetie

sitting on the porch in the sun, sipping on a bottle of jigaboo juice. Ahh, to be a genuine southener.

Bouts to cook some duck.

Plan is.

cut ze duck in 1/4's, sear ze duck

after optimal sear, droppin that shiz into the oven.

remove after a bit when it gets good and not deadly to consume

remove duck to rest while I make a quick sauce with port wine, chicken/veggie stock and butter

Serve with grilled asperegas and baked duchess potatoes.

oh, and rosemary sourdough bread.

and booze for drinking.

I'm thinking cheap vodka mixed with bitch beers, because fuck it, I just cooked all that.

a glass of h20. if you've never had it, i highly recommend it. perfect thirst quencher and a great hydrant

Nobody seems to stock it near me, where can I get some?

  On 9/11/2013 at 1:49 AM, hello spiral said:

Nobody seems to stock it near me, where can I get some?

i have it on tap here but most people prefer a beer...

  On 9/11/2013 at 1:49 AM, hello spiral said:

Nobody seems to stock it near me, where can I get some?

try your local tap or mountain spring. if you have neither, wait until atmospheric water vapour, trapped in clouds overhead, condenses and precipitates then use a container to gather and consume the precious liquid

fucking coffee