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What does fuck you taste like?

 

I just had my daily breakfast sandwich (emmental, salami, red onion, mustard, some rocket/coriander/green stuff) and now have a hot mug of green tea on the go

  On 3/9/2017 at 9:30 AM, hello spiral said:

What does fuck you taste like?

 

I just had my daily breakfast sandwich (emmental, salami, red onion, mustard, some rocket/coriander/green stuff) and now have a hot mug of green tea on the go

 

 

That is quite the breakfast sandwich. I had Cheerios... not in a sandwich though.

just ate a steak sandwich (ciabatta + mustard mayo + rocket + steak + caramelised onions + pickles), currently drinking wine, and will shortly be eating a chocolate fondant with strawberries and ice cream.

horseshoe bat pie

 

the ears are a bit tricky, but the rest of the beast has slunk into a edible slime (even the bones!), the eyeballs were plucked out with tweezers and dropped into a glass of Herefordshire cider and gulped down whole with the final slurp, the rest of the beast was reduced to a meaty liquor, I threw some badgers kidneys into the broth to complete the feast

 

the ears? man they are fucking chewy, I tell thee, never again will they ruin my pie!

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A pot of English breakfast tea, full cream milk, no sugar. Ahhh lovely jubbly.

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  On 3/12/2017 at 4:17 PM, caze said:

Tea, fried soda bread, black & white pudding, rashers, toast, more tea

 

Go on ye boy ye

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Pure light.  Tastes like life.  Delicious.

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  On 4/22/2014 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said:

All your upright-bass variation of patanga shitango are belong to galangwa malango jilankwatu fatangu.

H2O

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I got up this morning and ate a blue ringed octopus pie. As the various toxins started to eat their way into my nervous system and slowly dissolved my ballsack, tallywacker and the hairs (and toe nails) on my toes fell out, I started to see flashing panoramic images of purple mudskippers pulsing like disco dancers tripping on acid at a sheep-shearers carnival in Bundaberg. I was sat there, nearing upon certain death with the speed of a freight train coming at me at point blank range but  the distant lights of the southern hemisphere glowing like Gods Eyes kept my alive a few seconds longer. Within those few seconds all I could focus on was my soon to be forgotten memories of my family and the sounds of the Cheetah Ep. Corrosive blue liquid tentacles reaching deep into the sleepy sullen squishy part of your brain. And sucking it dry.

 

In otherwords I've been drinking strong Herefordshire cider all day long. Fucking savage.

lol I could go for a cider or two

 

Might just do that ;)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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