What are you consuming right now?

roast pork burps

flavour reminders mmmmmmmmmmm

I skipped dinner cuz I was working on music all night, and was super hungry and planning to go out to get something to eat, but decided to stay home and eat a giant bowl of honey nut cheerios with fresh ice cold milk instead. Fucking worth it.

I think there's a short story by Stephen King (maybe on Skeleton Crew) where a doctor crashes in a light plan into the sea and washes up on an atoll with a stash of morphine, a needle and thread and a huge knife. Starving to death he injects himself with morphine and begins to cut his limbs off with the knife, sew up the wound, as not to bleed to death and then eat that part of his body. Gradually he eats himself to stay alive but in the end kills himself. How trippy is that?

A Chupa Chups raspberry vanilla lollipop.

Four way too big sandwiches...

  On 3/20/2017 at 7:48 PM, beerwolf said:

I think there's a short story by Stephen King (maybe on Skeleton Crew) where a doctor crashes in a light plan into the sea and washes up on an atoll with a stash of morphine, a needle and thread and a huge knife. Starving to death he injects himself with morphine and begins to cut his limbs off with the knife, sew up the wound, as not to bleed to death and then eat that part of his body. Gradually he eats himself to stay alive but in the end kills himself. How trippy is that?

Survivor Type

Wot I iz consuming (payday edition)

I could tell you about the bottles of alcohol i've just drunk, but I don't think you would believe me (as I can still type)...

Every year my Old Dear goes to the Maldives with my (rather brilliant, legendary sister who could drink all of us under the table, last Christmas she drank about 2 litres of Jack Daniels, or summat like that, probably more) to go diving. My sister Lucy is a true legend, she's all married off to a City Boy who shoots guns and earns a fortune, he's alright though, top bloke from Belfast.

I have this fucking great job of having to look after some savage Jack Russell creature, who is about 20 years old but still is sharp as a razor (and is staring right at me right now wtf!) He looks well pissed off and is obviously planning to rip my ballsack to pieces in the middle of the night.

For this yearly job I get a free house, my Old Dear also buys me about £200 worth of beer (to last me the week) for the effort and you know what? I've drunk most of it in the last few hours. The house which is usually a perfect, perfect middle-class household is in total chaos.

At least Harvey The Creature is now chilling on the sofa, but he's got his eye on me, he knows life is about to change for the next few weeks, and plenty of beer and cider will be drunk. But I will look after him. Proper legendary beast.

almond milk.. yummy

Schneider Aventinus and unsalted peanuts

sour cream & onion pringles. its weird, like, they're moreish right, but like when i sorta pop well when i say pop i mean when i pop them open, i can't....i dont, i can't stop eating....what im tryna say is when i pop i cant stop

spinach dumplings with kimchi..both homemade..yum

Some dude just gave me a Creme Ggg.

  On 3/22/2017 at 11:06 AM, westhead said:

Some dude just gave me a Creme Ggg.

lol, you know what I meant silly!

drinking this: like the non-wine style label

wine itself is also nice

Very thin sliced deer steak, medium, with roquette, balsamico vinegard, potato salad and a glass of Rioja wine.

mountain dew and a gala apple. lol

my pet goats cock, we've been doing ass to mouth all day long!

  On 3/26/2017 at 7:01 PM, beerwolf said:

my pet goats cock, we've been doing ass to mouth all day long!

lolol

yeah!

*high five*

haha

A beer advertising gimmick finally worked on me. I usually just get the a mix of imported stuff or whatever's inexpensive and plentiful, but they brought back stubbies dammit!!

I had to get 1 case. Got it. drank it. Now back to our regular scheduled drinking habits.

fried chorizo, red peppers, red onions & spring onion omlette

toasted sourdough with salted butter

black tea, 1 sugar

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm