share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

:( about the dog.

When I was 22 I got kicked in the head by an fn giant horse.

erm well erm well erm well erm erm *shrugs*

*dull muscial achievement*

i once told the lead singer of 'the kooks' that his band was shit and his shoes were stupid to his face while drunk. that was cool.

  beneboi said:

my dog has kidney failure and i have to give him a saline drip IV every evening

 

or he'll die

 

 

 

:(

god bless you

share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

  beneboi said:

my dog has kidney failure and i have to give him a saline drip IV every evening

 

or he'll die

 

 

 

:(

Beneboi is a dog!

oh and i was quite the young volleyball star, my high school team won the province, which is as high as high schoool volleyball goes, and i was on the provincial team for a spell. i also got offered a couple scholarships but for some reason declined. now look at me!

I hold a world record for a stupid contest.

happy birthday

i got a play produced by some college theater department when i was thirteen.

lol alzado just pm'd me, he hasn't really danced with kerri russell.

he lies,

its what he does.

i once ran over a deaf woman while driving my train

thats a sad story

i am a prick.

oh my god you fucker you've crossed the line now. you're hiding behind a veil of secrets and lies.

i did so dance with kerri russell. you're the one who lies. it's you who is the liar. plum is not the boy in that commercial. you're all making confessions based on plum's false revelation. i hope you're happy plum. you've fooled people into being sincere. i hope you feel good about yourself.

you're the liar. i did dance with kerri russell.

who is this dude kerry russel?

Daedelus once held my hand with both his hands.

  LOL Alzado said:

oh my god you fucker you've crossed the line now. you're hiding behind a veil of secrets and lies.

 

i did so dance with kerri russell. you're the one who lies. it's you who is the liar. plum is not the boy in that commercial. you're all making confessions based on plum's false revelation. i hope you're happy plum. you've fooled people into being sincere. i hope you feel good about yourself.

 

you're the liar. i did dance with kerri russell.

lol

so farm eagle pm'd me a told me that alzado told him that he did not suck this dude kerry russels dick, nor did he dance with kerry russel.

sorry alzado i thought you said kurt russell. my mistake.

Princess Diana knocked my front teeth crooked... long story, too drunk to go into details now

i effectively killed the real rave scene in 1994

i once had a photography session with Jan Decleir

i once glassed somebody, while on acid, at the george robey pub circa 1995

Peter Jackson dissed me on the internet one time.

  analogue wings said:

Peter Jackson dissed me on the internet one time.

did you question his obviously bogus claim about dancing with kerri/kurt russell?