share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

Outstanding anyway,

I went to England to try and meet a wizard to apprentice under.....to leave the US forever and become a super human

and I ended up meeting one who I had been learning from for years (by trying to figure out his tricks)....still amazes me

the Arcola Bass rave was so packed and he was again being attacked by fans, I gave him the quick handshake and good to see you again, and he responded the same.....

my grandpa gassed 6 million jews.

fact.

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

my friend in 1998 at a show in san francisco told DJ Shadow that he should loose a little weight. he told him he should use a 'stair-master' and proceeded to show DJ shadow a stair step motion with his hands. DJ shadow responded 'oh really? i just lost a lot of weight' end of story

oh ok, well, if we can do relations, im related in some part to

Thomas Lynch(signator of the Dec. of Independence)

Robert E. Lee

Igor Stravinsky

im also white, but many in my family believe we have black ancestry on my fathers side...hmm

Plum, I can't believe you're the Worthers kid - you actually used to do my head in the way you went 'ah!' at the end of the advert.

I was head boy of my school and regularly won prizes for maths and english. I was recommended to attend a school for gifted children for my maths ability but I didn't want to go because it was on Saturdays. Then I discovered cannabis. [/promising future]

I'm really cool, no wait - that's a lie ;(

i believe plum was that kid.. just look at his mouth!

*unwraps werther*

*sucks werther*

*walks from a to b*

*sits on pouf*

*says ahhh*

i've played several of robin guthries guitars

they were all in open tunings

mystery dissolved

I've pulled a girl who won the television programme Shipwrecked, she spent the winnings on fake tits.

i met barbara windsor at the L&D hospital fete circa 1982

i just crunched some numbers. in 1982 ms. windsor would have been 45.

8008135

yes

yes she would

:angry:

also 5318008 upside down

*smells ludd's fingers*

WATMM is just an idea in my head and you're all living INSIDE MAAH HEEAAAAAAAAAAD!! OMFG!

when i was 7 i kicked the green cross code man (darth vader) in the nuts.

and i played the grandfather in the werther's original add, i was close personal bum chums with plums old boy. he was a great ride.

darth vader is my father.

edit: thats actually a lie. darth vader isn't my father or real.

a great ride

jimmy kranky is actually a guy, dressed as a woman dressed as a guy. i kicked his head in once.

Me: boring.

But my wife: grandmother is technically a duchess, is related to Burl Ives, and babysat Jackson Pollack's great-grandson.

Real, honest to Christ truth.

once i played an intro set in a bar. i rushed there after work for 18pm gig and no one showed up. really it was just me and the bartender. i was scheduled to play until 19pm, but when the guests came i kept on playing until 22h. i had no headphones, only master output to a mixer and lousy monitors. it went pretty good though :D

  Plum said:

the child in that werther's original advert is me.

I believe we had the same advert here in Germany, but I don't think they dubbed it, I think they re-shot everything but the text is exactly the same.

the first 2 horses i ever met both got erections in my presence

can you blame them?