share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

  LUDD said:

the first 2 horses i ever met both got erections in my presence

lol

i love hearing horses urinate onto firm ground.

edit: there aint no splash like a stallion splash.

horse wood is a truly awe inspiring sight i must say.

i was concieved in the socialist federal republic of yugoslavia

  Plum said:

i love hearing horses urinate onto firm ground.

Fact: A lion in the zoo aimed and pissed on me through the bars of his cage and over a distance of a couple of meters when I was 3

I squeezed Gwyneth Paltrow's butt by accident.

  Terpentintollwut said:

  Plum said:

i love hearing horses urinate onto firm ground.

 

Fact: A lion in the zoo aimed and pissed on me through the bars of his cage and over a distance of a couple of meters when I was 3

legally you belong to said lion. please return yourself to the zoo immediately.

  Enter a new display name said:

I hold a world record for a stupid contest.

Oh, here's the proof, for those who don't believe me.

http://www.matchitecture.com/PagesAng/champions.asp

no worries, we all believed you

yep, true believer here.

I spent the night with Keri Russell..

wow, you lucky bugger! way to go squee.

w00ty w00t!!

Yay!

shes wearing that hat i got you last crimbo.

srsly nice one!

score!

i was interviewed on the extras for the dvd of voltron volume 3, because i do a grindcore "band" called voltron, and they used one of my songs and made a music video tribute to the bad guys in voltron for it.

damo suzuki gave me a big hug

i love that man

  aeser said:

i was interviewed on the extras for the dvd of voltron volume 3, because i do a grindcore "band" called voltron, and they used one of my songs and made a music video tribute to the bad guys in voltron for it.

this you?

I could run fairly fast once.

I have pissed blood at least twice.

Abe Lincoln is a cousin of mine

one of my feet is a size larger than the other

my bald spot sweats whenever i eat something spicy or sour

  Plum said:

  aeser said:

i was interviewed on the extras for the dvd of voltron volume 3, because i do a grindcore "band" called voltron, and they used one of my songs and made a music video tribute to the bad guys in voltron for it.

 

 

 

this you?

nope

  Halfmanhalfrobot said:

I could run fairly fast once.

 

I have pissed blood at least twice.

i have ejaculated blood once circa 1997

i just crunched some numbers. in 1997 LUDD would have been 1.

07734

yes

yes i would

:angry:

710 77345

when i was like 7 i was a model for the illustration in a story in the summer special edition of women's weekly (or similar women's magazine). and then a couple years later got i was the model for a poster for the national air museum or something. and i got paid in sweets.

  dilbthelame said:

when i was like 7 i was a model for the illustration in a story in the summer special edition of women's weekly (or similar women's magazine). and then a couple years later got i was the model for a poster for the national air museum or something. and i got paid in sweets.

werthers?

  Plum said:

  dilbthelame said:

when i was like 7 i was a model for the illustration in a story in the summer special edition of women's weekly (or similar women's magazine). and then a couple years later got i was the model for a poster for the national air museum or something. and i got paid in sweets.

 

werthers?

not even.... as i recall they were red....maybe.