share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

  thanksomuch said:

i have stabbed an unknown (and never caught) assailant with a chef knife (white guy, about 6' tall, dark hair) who tried to steal my car when i lived in Miami.

  bronchuseven said:

=0

 

Where did you stab him?

he had me in a head lock up against my passenger side door. th window was open so like my chin was on top of the door and my chest and arms where being forced inot the window (i am 5'4"). i was on my way to work at 4am and stopped to get gas at a 24 hour gass station i always went to, so my knife kit (i was a sushi chef at a hotel) was on the front passenger seat. I managed to pull out the 12" chef knife, cutting my fingers cuz i grabbed it by the blade and stabbed him some where between the bottum of his rib cage and pelvis on his left side. he threw me violently to the ground and ran. the gas station security tapes looked like some one took a shit on the film, and you couldn't even tell i was female the shit was so blurry.

this is the kind of knife bag i had:

the kind of car (notice gas tank is on the passanger side, so he tried to hop in my car while i was leaning my back against the car. when i felt the car door open i truend around, yelled and he ran to my side and grabbed me)

this is the kind of knife:

holy shit, when did this happen?

2 or 3 weeks before the sept 11th attacks. i got paper work ans shit some where. for the record i didn't need stitched on my hand, but i did have a busted lip from when he slammed me against the car.

wow, that's a story. good fuckin' job though, i'm proud of you/glad you're alright (though a little late to say it).

i gpot grabbed a few times in miami. once was at my PO box and i snarled and hissed like a wild fucking animal till the guy let go saying something like "wtf is wrong with you, you crzy bitch wtf is wrong with you."

he whispered sweet nothings in my ear before i went bonkers.

oh i'll show you sweet nothings

but i promise it won't require stabbing

well....

WTF? are you a fucking baby lamb or something? or do you just live in the shittiest of cities? dear god, move.

i fucking hated Miami. i never want to go back. if i was a baby lamb i wouldn't be alive.

edit: don;t so fucking shit about Octave, or i will cock punch you guys. i am sure she lived in the "nice" part of down.

There is no way anybody would be afraid of Miami if this guy is around:

  xxx said:

Miami is fucking rough. Pork n' Beans district. You got Cubans, Creoles, Blacks, and so many other people jocking for your grip. If you didn't cross over into South Beach, you ain't safe. That's the way I saw it when I went down there anyway. Plus, watch "The First 48." They always go to Miami because it's heinous shit.

 

P.S. Good for you Thanks, I'm a really tender-minded guy; if something like that happened to me, I'd be shitting it for ages.

oh so it's about race now?

miami is dangerous because of this?

you bigot

  xxx said:

you have to call it like you see it.

Which is ignorant. but at least you admit it.

  abracadabra said:

  xxx said:

Miami is fucking rough. Pork n' Beans district. You got Cubans, Creoles, Blacks, and so many other people jocking for your grip. If you didn't cross over into South Beach, you ain't safe. That's the way I saw it when I went down there anyway. Plus, watch "The First 48." They always go to Miami because it's heinous shit.

 

P.S. Good for you Thanks, I'm a really tender-minded guy; if something like that happened to me, I'd be shitting it for ages.

 

 

oh so it's about race now?

miami is dangerous because of this?

you bigot

you gatta understand something friend, the creoles hate the cubanas, the cubanas hate the haitians, the haitians hate the jamancans and the jamacans hate the haitians, my point is, in most part sof the city, white people are the minorty. now being a 5'4" whiety von whiterson, with big tits and blues eyes, yeah i got targeted. but let me repeat, it was a white dude that jumped me at the gas staion, the other time was a hispacnic duder. i don;t give a flying fuck what race you are, srsly, but angry scared poor people of any race can be dangerous.

my grandparents live in miami, have been robbed at gunpoint several times, once their car was stolen, used in a bank robbery, and then driven off a cliff into a quarry. Though I gather from cnn that it's getting tamer these days.

watmm: vice city

  lumpenprol said:

my grandparents live in miami, have been robbed at gunpoint several times, once their car was stolen, used in a bank robbery, and then driven off a cliff into a quarry. Though I gather from cnn that it's getting tamer these days.

had a gun in my face once there, but it was some very rich fucking asshole in Mircale Mile in a fancy suit and blue BMW. i DID how ever have a very strung out, scraggly hooker threaten me with her "aids spit."...

I have ignited a dried up leaf by putting it in the center of my altar and joining my disciples in combined psychic manipulation...

my all time favourite song isnt an acid house track, but a cure track.

I was stranded in japan for three weeks with 20 bucks to my name.

I've been shot at in a strip club because of my friend selling shitty blow.

I met Wayne Gretzky.

I'm a dad

i have a collection of anitque cameras. the oldest is from 1895.

  Plum said:

 

the child in that werther's original advert is me.

long story short, my dad was good friends with one of the ad men.

and fyi, ivor barry was a grumpy old turd!

 

 

your turn...

holy shit i remember that advert :o

I'm dead

  Iain C said:

I'm dead

what a tweest!

  chenGOD said:

I was stranded in japan for three weeks with 20 bucks to my name.

How did it happen and how did you survive?

  chris moss acid said:

my all time favourite song isnt an acid house track, but a cure track.

inbetween days?

  chris moss acid said:

my all time favourite song isnt an acid house track, but a cure track.

amazing.