share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

I used to skive off school to wallow in the all weird stuff in a record shop owned by a bloke whose gran (I think it was) lived next door to the house in which Ian Curtis killed himself. He also managed The Charlatans when they first broke (although I thought they were complete titwank then and do even more so now).

I was in a film by Shane Meadows as well (name in the titles and everything), but varius pwned me good and proper on that one a while ago.

I also saw David Vine once in The Isle Of Man.

Three amazing true facts there.

i bumped into alice cooper in duty free in sydney airport. we walked straight into each other, neither of us looking where we were going.

i said, "alice fuckin cooper!"

he said "YEAH!" and gave me a big grin.

  keltoi said:

i bumped into alice cooper in duty free in sydney airport. we walked straight into each other, neither of us looking where we were going.

 

i said, "alice fuckin cooper!"

 

he said "YEAH!" and gave me a big grin.

This exactly how all brushes with celebrity should go.

'...we're not worthy!

we're not worthy!'

  keltoi said:

i bumped into alice cooper in duty free in sydney airport. we walked straight into each other, neither of us looking where we were going.

 

i said, "alice fuckin cooper!"

 

he said "YEAH!" and gave me a big grin.

I literally bumped into John Parrott outside Goodison Park a few years ago. Sad to say the encounter wasn't nearly as cool as this.

Z B Z you like The holy mountain i see.

I guess it fits in this thread, i met Jodorowsky like 6 months ago, got him to sign me a pic of him and MM in a tarot session and asked him about it.

i bumped into keri russell when i was dancing with her and my weenis let out a quite little "meep"

I was ranked no.1 in the world on Soldier of Fortune 2 elimination and was so good at Street Fighter I learned how to play with my feet to give people a chance, I still won more than I lost.

i have a flute fashioned from the shin bone of the original lassie

  LOL Alzado said:

only keri russell herself can save me now.

 

 

what are the odds of her posting here?

i pm'd rexo asking for his permission to allow me to set up a keri russell dupe.

he didn't reply, i took that as a no.

*sigh*

  Funktion said:

i have a flute fashioned from the shin bone of the original lassie

thats just wrong! altho, i bet you could play a mean lassie theme tune on that bad boy.

  LOL Alzado said:

FACT: I slow danced with Kerri Russell aka Felicity at a wedding WHILE Felicity was still in production.

another fact: I once had a pre-felicity Kerri Russell in my hotel room for 4 hours (we were in Wilmington, NC). she's a sweet girl.

and no, this is not made up.

nothing interesting here, but i want to meet a celebrity/actor and say to them "hey, didn't you used to be <name of said celebrity>?" and see their reaction, preferably an over-the-hill celeb.

I once masturbated into a fat goth chick's panties while my friend was having drunken sex with her in the same room.

I came second in the Rubik's Magic Competition at Zodiac Toys in Luton Circa 1985 with a time of 1.75 seconds

according to wiki the record in 2003 was over 3 seconds

it is now .84 seconds

in 2004 it was set at 1.49 seconds

so unofficially i was the world record holder for roughly 19 years

except that i came 2nd so whoeveer beat me was really the champion

i'm responsible for the Aphex Twin Live @ the Cabaret Metro ##-##-95.mp3 bootleg (i can't be arsed to remember the proper date any more) from a shitty pocket recorded effort when i saw aphex twin on the bjork tour back in ye olde 1995.

I lost my virginity with two people asleep in the same room.

they weren't asleep dude, just pretending and secretly fapping.

That support is what helped me get over those first time nerves.

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  keltoi said:

i bumped into alice cooper in duty free in sydney airport. we walked straight into each other, neither of us looking where we were going.

 

i said, "alice fuckin cooper!"

 

he said "YEAH!" and gave me a big grin.

 

I've been thinking about this story off and on since I read it. Brings cheer to my cheeks.

good good.

i have stabbed an unknown (and never caught) assailant with a chef knife (white guy, about 6' tall, dark hair) who tried to steal my car when i lived in Miami.

=0

Where did you stab him?

that'd be awesome if you stabbed him in the cheek and sliced his tongue from the inside

that's actually pretty hot.