pub roleplay thread

i jumped off a big fence and broke my heels 2 weeks ago. ive been cooped up in my house for most this time. tonight i really wanted to go to the pub but i can't because i'm a cripple. instead i've got 6 cans of wife beater and an internet connection.

*cradles newcastle brown and waits for drinking buddies to arrive*

*pretends to text*

*serendipitously produces a coruscating boner*

i'm in the mood fo brawlin'

  idrn said:

i jumped off a big fence and broke my heels 2 weeks ago. ive been cooped up in my house for most this time. tonight i really wanted to go to the pub but i can't because i'm a cripple. instead i've got 6 cans of wife beater and an internet connection.

 

*cradles newcastle brown and waits for drinking buddies to arrive*

 

*pretends to text*

You broke your heels?

You pretend to text?

Are you female?

well well well, if it isn't wee jimmy

*ruffles hair*

i'd ruffle it back if it wasn't for your extra hold manga wax boy

edit:i fucked that up with spelling big time

good evening idrn, what can i get ya. the usual?

  mrcopyandpaste said:

good evening idrn, what can i get ya. the usual?

Toss him a shot from me, he hasnt necked a quickie in a while.

i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread

*shows up looking dapper as fuck, dressed in thomas pink button down and charcoal slacks*

*you get a boner*

  jim said:

i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread

i went and got myself another can as well

can i take on the role of barman plz

*masturbates furiously yet surreptitiously*

  mrcopyandpaste said:

  jim said:

i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread

i went and got myself another can as well

 

 

 

can i take on the role of barman plz

yeah barkeep, i'm off work

Your allowed shit breaks every ten minutes.

and pix pls

these shall be my pleasure

i might go and see if i can squeeze one out in a sec

  mrcopyandpaste said:

  jim said:

i opened a bottle of glenfiddich in honour of this thread

i went and got myself another can as well

 

 

 

can i take on the role of barman plz

you don't take the role of barman, you own the role.

now get me a sambuca and purposefully avoid serving abusivegeorge until he starts waving a twenty at you.

why not wheelchair to the pub?

i've just realised i'm drinking my own booze in the pub, thats hella cheap

"Hey I'm waving a twenty over here" "Get one in for everyone in this thread thus far, please boss".

"I'LL JUST HAVE A COKE THOUGH".

*buys pirate dvd of a chinaman*

whats everyone having? let me see, coke for george, sambuca for idrn, and a carlsberg and some scampi fries for myself

brb shit break

i put on my robe and wizard hat

we dont want your kind here

Is this a gay bar?

Damn sausage factory in here.

  david said:

i put on my robe and wizard hat

Your allowed in on one condition, you bring Goliath.